Thu, 9 February 2017
The Cinematic Flushers take on a Blue Man Group killer! When a college student (Lindsay Lohan) is abducted and left for dead by a serial killer, she awakens to find herself missing two limbs and believing she's a stripper named Dakota Moss. She then sets out to unravel the mystery of her abduction. What follows are 105 minutes of terrible dancing, obvious red herrings, confusing editing, Lohan being Lohan, and a serial killer who would be more at home in a Wayans brothers comedy.
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