Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.
SRC Stall #26: Eyeborgs (2009)

The cinematic flushers take on a bunch of CGI robots in a lame political thriller that only succeeds in reminding you of better films.  Joining them in the flush is actor/stunt coordinator Dale Girard, who plays the role of Sankur in the film.

Direct download: eyeborgs.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:28am EST
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SRC Stall #25: Feeding Grounds (2006)

The cinematic flushers take on an absentee creature feature where a bunch of idiots wander around in the desert until they are thankfully killed.  Joining them in the flush is special guest Alex Ballar, who plays the lead character of Stephano in this cinematic turd.

Direct download: feedinggrounds.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:50am EST
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SRC Stall #24: A Haunting In Salem (2011)

The cinematic flushers take on yet another unscary haunted house, this time with special guest Bill Oberst Jr., who plays the lead character Wayne Downs in the film.

Direct download: ahauntinginsalem.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:57am EST
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SRC 2nd Flush #1: The Kingsley Files

The cinematic flushers show you the other side of the stall with outtakes and bloopers from past shows.  This edition features movie critic Kingsley Crabtree, whose three guest visits provided some truly memorable screw ups.

Direct download: 2ndflush1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:55am EST
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SRC Stall #23: 3 Musketeers (2011)

The cinematic flushers take on possibly the worst adaptations of the classic Dumas novel.  Along for the flush is returning guest Peter Story, an LA based actor who previously flushed his own cinematic turd, Cornered!

Direct download: 3musketeers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:25pm EST
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SRC Stall #22: Zombie Apocalypse: Redemption (2011)

The cinematic flushers take on a nearly zombieless turd featuring the Hammer himself, Fred Williamson.  Along for the flush is special guest Alicia Deven Clark, who plays the lead character of Sarah in the film.

Direct download: zaredemption.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:37am EST
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SRC Stall #21: Cross (2011)

The cinematic flushers take on a lame superhero film that's too lazy to even use superpowers.  Along for the flush is returning special guest and movie critic Kingsley Crabtree.

Direct download: cross.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:36am EST
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SRC Stall #20: Cornered! (2009)

The cinematic flushers take on serial killer Steve Guttenberg in one of the most boring slasher films ever made.  Along for the flush is special guest Peter Story, who plays Donny in the film.

Direct download: cornered.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:04pm EST
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SRC Stall #19: Zombie Apocalypse (2010)

The cinematic flushers take on one of the worst zombie films ever made.  Special guests include director Ryan Thompson, and sound designer David Fienup.

Direct download: zombieapocalypse.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:59pm EST
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SRC Stall #5: Cherry Bomb (2011)

The cinematic flushers take on strippers who don't really strip and a rape that we don't really see in this rape/revenge flick featuring male porn actor Nick Manning.  Special guest is Kingsley Crabtree, film reviewer for MovieBoozer.com.

Direct download: cherrybomb2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:49am EST
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SRC Stall #18: A Thousand Cuts (2012)

The cinematic flushers take on the most boring and lazy home invasion flick ever.  Along for the flusher is special guest Michael A. Newcomer, who plays the lead character Lance Ross in the film.  Also joining us is film veteran Maria Olsen, who's sitting in for Katelyn Morey this week.

Direct download: athousandcuts.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:38am EST
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SRC Stall #17: Blood Ties (2009)

The cinematic flushers find out what happens when the Scooby Doo gang meets Eli Roth's Hostel, and the result is not pretty.  Along for the flush is Bret Beaudry, who plays the lead character Zack in the film.

Direct download: bloodties.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:25am EST
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SRC Stall #16: Hooking Up (2009)

The cinematic flushers take on one disgusting, sex filled comedy along with Movie Boozer critc Kingsley Crabtree.

Direct download: hookingup.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:31am EST
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SRC Stall #15: The Surge (2002)

The cinematic flushers take sea sick inducing camerawork and disco lights as a group of high school assholes gain Adobe Effects superpowers and cause all sorts of trouble.  Along for the flush is special guest Matthew Scollon, who plays the title character Reese in the film.

Direct download: thesurge.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:33am EST
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SRC Stall #14: Total Retribution (2011)

The cinematic flushers take on a nude cyborg, shoddy CGI, and an incomprehensible plot along with special guest Thomas Rowen, who plays Tennyson in the film.

Direct download: totalretribution.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:21am EST
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SRC Stall #13: Hansel & Gretel: Warriors Of Witchcraft (2013)

The cinematic flushers take on one of the worst versions of Grimm's classic fairy tale ever put on camera.

Direct download: hansel.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:59pm EST
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SRC Stall #12: Sand Sharks (2011)

The cinematic flushers take on a bunch of CGI sharks and shoddy performances.  Along for the ride is actress/writer/director Maria Olsen.

Direct download: sandsharks2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:40am EST
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The cinematic flushers take on a turd about Viking vampires, along with special guest Nick Boraine, who appears as Clifford in the film.

Direct download: berserker.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:23am EST
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The cinematic flushers of the Soiled Restroom Cinema take on a giant, CGI ape along with former child stars Danny Bonaduce and Barry Williams.  It's not pretty.

Direct download: Bigfoot.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:21am EST
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SRC Stall #10: Bachelor Party In The Bungalow Of The Damned (2008)

Honor, Kate, & Kris flush you down the cinematic toilet bowl with an ugly, low budget turd having to do with half assed vampires and unattractive strippers.  Special guest this time out is the always uniquely funny Congo Rilla.

Direct download: bachelorpartyetc.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:51am EST
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