Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on one pissed off zombie Saint Nick who returns to Amsterdam every 32 years to wipe out as many Netherlands folk as possible because their ancestors decided to light up him and his merry band of pirates back in 1492. Special guest is social media consultant and rockstar marketeer Steph Wanamaker, who previously assisted with the flushing of Vikingdom (SRC 052).

Direct download: saintnick.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on some badly composited CGI tentacles that threaten a fleet of Navy warships enroute to rescue the President of the United States from the ocean floor.  TERMINATOR's Linda Hamilton headlines a cast that sadly includes Jamie Kennedy.

Direct download: bermudatentacles.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:36pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a lumbering, giant Wookie werewolf as it terrorizes a group of college kids and some wildlife rangers on a local mountain in Virginia.

Direct download: thefeeding.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:11pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a moderately sober Sean Young as a college science student (Jena Sims) injects some Pepto Bismol looking serum that causes an unnatural (and fairly unrealistic) growth spurt.  If you ever wanted to see actor Treat Williams yodel into a giant vagina, this may be your film.

Direct download: fiftyfootcheerleader.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:07pm EST
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Happy Turkey Day!  The Cinematic Flushers take on a lame, rampaging turkey hand puppet as it carves its way through a group of unsuspecting college kids during Thanksgiving break.  Special guests this time out are Michael Denniston and Shane Conner from the War Machine Vs. War Horse podcast.

Direct download: thankskilling.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:00pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Norse mythology and a red beared Thor!  Dominic Purcell headlines this lame, LOTR wannabe as a man chosen to take down the Hammer of the Gods by "blowing" a horn in his face.  Special guests Arthur Harkness from the Brotherhood of Evil Geeks and social media consultant Steph Wanamaker join the Flushers for this homoerotic Viking outing.

Direct download: vikingdom.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:41pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a CGI lamprey infestation as a small Michigan town becomes overrun by a bloodthristy horde of eels.  Shannon Doherty and Christopher Lloyd headline this Animal Planet turd.  Special guests include journal/author Talia Soghomonian, and the director of Blood Lake, James Cullen Bressack.

Direct download: bloodlake.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:07pm EST
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Happy Halloween!  The Cinematic Flushers take on one pesky flesh eating virus as LOTR's Sean Astin headlines a cast of pretty, no name actors who literally fall to pieces as they run around a deserted island over the course of the running time. Sadly, there was no cabin anywhere to be found.

Direct download: cabinfeverpatientzero.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:50am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers tackle Asylum Film's take on the Sleeping Beauty fairy tale, insisting that's chock full of deplorable acting and poorly rendered CGI monsters that never existed in the orginial text.  Starship Trooper's Casper Van Dien headlines a cast that includes most of his own family.  Freelance journalist and author Talia Soghomonian joins us as our special guest for this nepotism mess.

Direct download: sleepingbeauty.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:03pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a bunch of Texas cannibals in a lame redux of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre that's sure to leave you with abdominal distress.  Ali Faulkner (The Secret Village) headlines four young adults being terrorized by a group of flesh eating, Lost Boys rejects that ultimately leads to restaging entire scenes previously seen in the decades old (and far better) Texas Chainsaw Massacre. A strong stomach is required to ingest this cinematic turd.

Direct download: butcherboys.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:00pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an alien sperm invasion as a paper mache metorite crash lands in a small California town and turns just about everyone into face kissing alien zombies.  Screenwriter/producer Xandy Sussan joins in on the flushing this time around.

Direct download: infection.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:10pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on one boring fantasy world as a cleric, elf, and orc travel across the state of Utah in an effort to stop a ritual to bring about the end of the world.  Special guest C-Mart from the Brotherhood of Evil Geeks joins them in the flushing.

Direct download: curseofthedragonslayer.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:19am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an alien invasion of Maine as an alien infected lumberjack (Josh Ethier) rampages through his home town to spread his alien seed via his lower intestines that shoot out of his mouth.  Yes, you read that correctly.  Karl Urban is nowhere to be found in this mess.

Direct download: almosthuman.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:57am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a haunted apartment complex in greater Detroit. Rebecca DeMornay and Mischa Barton star in this scareless tale of a young woman who is tormented by a rather plain looking ghost and doesn't have enough sense to simply break the lease and move somewhere else.

Direct download: apartment1303.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:26am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an undead western with lots of long speeches and standing around.  Ex con Wesley Snipes stars as a bounty hunter out to avenge the death of his old lady.  Unfortunately, he stands around talking more than he does any avenging.  Special guest this time out is podcaster Jared Dotson from the War Machine Vs. War Horse podcast.

Direct download: gallowwalkers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:25pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a railroad killer with a pick axe who ends up wiping out a bunch of stock teenage characters inside a carnival for some unknown reason. Veteran actors Tony Todd and Sally Kirkland show up only long enough to collect their paychecks, then hop on the first train to get as far away from this non-horror mess as they possibly can.  Special guest in the Cinematic Bowl this time out is James H. Carter II from the Creepy Kingdom podcast.

Direct download: jackthereaper.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:28am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a bout of ergot poisoning as they slog through a nondescript New England village chock full of hooded figures and creepy stalkers.  Ali Faulkner headlines the cast as a young journalist trying to uncover a centuries old secret within a small village that makes very little sense.

Direct download: thesecretvillage.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:07pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on dueling aliens running around some eastern European city for reasons that are still unknown.  Eric Roberts and Arnold Vosloo headline this confusing, low budget sci-fi turd.  Special guest NYC based actress and co-creator of the SCIFIRIOT YouTube channel Alana Jackler joins us for the flushing.

Direct download: endangeredspecies.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:53am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an infestation of genetically altered rats and one giant, rampaging beaver/rat as two scientists accidently pour some glow stick liquid down the wrong drain.  What follows is your standard rip off of just about every other rampaging animals against man films.  Somewhere, Bert I. Gordon is rolling in his grave.

Direct download: rodentz.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:40am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an oh-so-familiar alien planet and one smokin hot alien swimsuit model as stars Adrian Paul (Highlander) and Richard Grieco (21 Jump Street) wander about the jungle desperately searching for a way out of this mess.

Direct download: apocalypseearth.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:04pm EST
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This Cinematic Flushers join forces with Steel Cage Radio to make an epic, tag team smackdown of one of the worst films about wrestling ever made.  GRIMM'S Bree Turner and POWER RANGERS Walter Jones headline this mess about the rise to fame of two up and coming wrestlers in the backyard arena.

Direct download: backyarddogs.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:56pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on one pissed off foam laytex giant as he rampages through a group of juvenile delinquents within a state park.  Martin Sheen's brother Joe Estevez pops in and out of the film as a crazy old hermit, which probably isn't much different from his everyday life.

Direct download: axegiant.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:28pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an evil Mexican biker gang that likes to get it on with unshaven nuns in this shameless Rodriguez/Tarantino grindhouse rip off.  Should offend at least one person in your household, and most of the Catholic church.

Direct download: nudenunswithbigguns.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:50pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an evil sugar cane company and an evil scientist with one really bad Russian accent.  Michael Ironside and Steven Bauer star in this low budget tale of what happens when you take you sugar experiments one step too far. Special guest this time out is veteran actress Maria Olsen, featured in such films as Percy Jackson, Paranormal Activity 3, and Rob Zombie's Lords of Salem.

Direct download: mutants.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:15am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on zombie/vampires, practical effects, gun porn, and lots of bad acting as they slog through a badly lit mess that can't decide on a single genre or cliche.  Luke Goss and Vernon Wells unfortunately star in this low budgest crapfest.  We also welcome Gladys Bronski, our newest cleaning lady here in the Restroom.  Gladys will be taking over the Writing On The Restroom Wall Stats portion of the show.

Direct download: thedeadundead.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:59am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on one low, low budget sci-fi mess chock full of badly composited CGI androids and a single shooting location inside a machine shop somewhere in New Jersey.

Direct download: androidinsurrection.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:13pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on one sad Canadian superhero film that involves a lazy God of Thunder, Halloween store costumes, and numerous dinner theater actors.

Direct download: thunderstorm.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:54am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on one pissed off baboon as he rampages through a laboratory throwing feces at everyone he encounters, including veteran actor Roddy McDowall.  Special guests include Martain Luthor Kang and Arthur Harkness from The Brotherhood of Evil Geeks.

Direct download: shakma.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:41am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on one clueless family (including crazy Amanda Plummer) as they are stalked by a masked serial killer during Halloween.  No, this is not the John Carpenter version, but something much, much dumber.

Direct download: satanslittlehelper.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:31pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a multi genre zombie film the features surprisingly few zombies, yet plenty of other nonsense like musical numbers and taking flower puppets.  Special guest, actress Jessica Cameron (who plays Princess Aerola in the film) joins them in the Restroom.

Direct download: potpourri.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:06pm EST
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Brand new cinematic flushers Congo Rilla and Natalie Grace join returning Head Cinematic Flusher Honor Knight as they dip back into the cinematic bowl with Japanese scat/zombie fest so bizarre, it must be seen to be believed.

Direct download: zombieass.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:16pm EST
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