Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on toy soldiers!  When a young girl from Cincinnati (Drew Barrymore) whacks her head on a tree during a snowstorm, she finds herself in a not so magical place called Toyland, where a villain (Richard Mulligan) wants to take over from the benevolent Toymaster (Pat Morita).  Bad acting and musical numbers abound.

Special guest this time out is former Scientologist and cinephile, Nora Crest.  Crest hosts her own YouTube channel, GROWING UP SCIENTOLOGY: FROM CRADLE TO SLAVE, as well as a personal blog, ragingbuddha.net.

Direct download: babesintoyland.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:21am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Life Day!  Chewbacca's Wookie family tries to fend off Imperial troops long enough so Han Solo (Harrison Ford) can get his co-pilot Chewbacca (Peter Mayhew) home in time for Life Day (the Wookie version of Xmas). What follows are bad musical numbers, unfunny comedians, recycled STAR WARS footage, and an animated Boba Fett, which turns out to be the best thing to come out of this shameless marketing disaster.

Special guest this time out is pop culture professor and author, Doctor Rebecca Housel, who previously assisted with the flushing of THE OUIJA EXPERIMENT (SRC 088).

Direct download: swholidayspecial.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:24pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an animated Adam Sandler!  An alcoholic loser (Adam Sandler, surprise to no one) gets a final chance to avoid some serious jail time if he takes an assistant coaching position for a local basketball team.  What follows are a LOT of unfunny animated jokes and painful musical numbers crammed into an endless, 76 minute running time.

Special guests include Paul Hawkins from the Blokebusters podcast and our own social media manager, Steph Wanamaker.

Direct download: eightcrazynights.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:14am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a Christmas Carol spoof!  When a Michael Moore styled filmmaker (a painfully unfunny Kevin P. Farley, brother of the late Chris Farley) sets out to abolish the Fourth of July, he's visited by three ghosts who seek to change his mind.  This DOA "comedy" is served up by the once great parody writer/director David Zucker.

Special guest this time out is American freelance journalist and author, Talia Soghomonian, who joins us via Paris for our first holiday flush of the month.

Direct download: anamericancarol.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:15am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Turkey Day!  An LA anethesiologist (Judge Reinhold) takes his dysfunctional family on a road trip to a small town to spend Thanksgiving with his whacked out cousin (pre-BREAKING BAD Bryan Cranston) and his family of stock character weirdos.  A VACATION sequel this is NOT.

Special guests this time out include returning favorites, Degenerate John & Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast, because if you're going to be celebrating Turkey Day with crappy films, you might as well do it with family.

Direct download: holidayreunion.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:27am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a creeper Warden!  When cello player Anna (an often nude Sara Malakul Lane) ends up in the slammer for accidentally killing her perverted stepdad, she does anything she has to do to survive.  This includes (but not limited to): stripping down naked, sleeping with everyone, shooting up, starting fights, and shooting up some more.

Special guest this time out is veteran actor Steve Hanks, who plays the role of Warden Frank Baragon in the film.

Direct download: jailbait.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:37am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on moonshining hillbillies!  When a young backwoods woman (Lauren Ashley Carter) is targeted for sacrifice to a six foot hole in the ground, hillbilly bodies starting dropping when she refuses to comply.  Paycheck actress Sean Young sobers up enough to bust out her worst Southern drawl for a hillbilly Mommie Dearest performance.

Our special guest this time out is James H. Carter II, the host and executive producer of the Creepy Kingdom podcast.  James previously assisted with the flushing of JACK THE REAPER (SRC 042) and has returned to hillbilly it up the Flushers once again.

Direct download: jugface.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:00am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on low income homes!  When a group of non-actors start messing around with the cheapest looking Ouija Board ever, the result is an often boring film that can't even be bothered to light rooms properly or shell out any of the paltry $1200 budget for decent special effects.  

Special guest this time out is pop culture professor and author, Dr. Rebecca Housel.

Direct download: ouijaexperiment.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:16am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on out of work actors!  Six Willy Wonka styled brats find themselves at the the mercy of a group of rubber masked monsters when their parents sell their souls to the Devil (Malcolm McDowell).  This mess is mired in endless backstory exposition that's deliver by bored, once famous actors desperately looking to any way to pay off their bills.

Direct download: kidvsmonsters.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:45am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a singing gut!  Cathryn Michon stars as a middle aged woman who undergoes a mid life crisis when her husband dumps her for a younger model.  What follows is so painfully unfunny we're surprised chirping crickets weren't added to the soundtrack.

Doctor Jackie from the Stinker Madness podcast joins us for the flush this time out.

Direct download: muffintop.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:47am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a pot smoking zombie!  A young scientist (Catherine Annette) falls for a 30 year old French zombie from the 1980's and attempts to set things right when he accidently kicks off a zombie outbreak on a small college campus.  Plenty of pot smoking and nudity to be found.  Laughs, not so much.

Special guest is actress and producer Jamie Noel, who plays the role of Bambi in the film.

Direct download: coedzombiestoner.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:55am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a body hopping ghost!  Seven pretty people from LA (including 30 ROCK's Katrina Bowden) find themselves at the mercy of an executed killer from the 50's who's able to possess each of them in order to continue his grizzly killing spree, leaving plenty of bad CGI effects in his wake.  Special guest this time out is screenwriter and actor Geoff Meed (FAST FIVE).  Also joining in the flush is American freelance journalist Talia Soghomonian.

Direct download: holdyourbreath.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:28am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on infected CGI birds!  A German Scooby-Doo gang finds themselves trapped in a Resident Evil mansion during a viral outbreak in a small town.  When not fighting amongst themselves, they spend a chunk of the running time fending off half baked practical makeup effects and production value explosions and fire burns.

Direct download: beastwithin.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:09am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a Big Easy slasher!  A graduate student and his buddies (Estella Warren, Ashley Scott among them) take a day trip to a spooky plantation, only to find a serial killer still lurking around 20 years after killing his own family.  

Direct download: evilremains.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:49am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on video game zombies!  Jesse Metcalfe (Dallas) plays a news reporter who gets trapped behind quarantine walls during a zombie outbreak and must find a way to expose a shady government agency and escape.  Veteran actors Dennis Haysbert and Virginia Madsen show up only to collect paychecks.

Direct download: deadrising.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:01am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a CGI smackdown!  Assorted scientists and military stereotypes (headlined by Illeana Douglas) race against time to stop a leftover SHARKNADO shark and an IRON GIANT missing his outer skin from beating each other to CGI death in the middle of the ocean.  Special guest is Christopher Douglas-Olen Ray, who directed the film.

Direct download: megasharkvskolossus.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:15pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a whole island of CGI sharks!  D-list stars Patrick Bergin and Yancy Butler headline as a vengeful couple who kipnap a group of bad Equity actors and force them to endure a series of lame shark challenges across an island in the Bahamas.  Special guest this time out is actress Meredith Thomas, who plays the role of Francine in the film.

Direct download: sharkweek.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:30pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a killer rubber croc!  A documentary film crew finds themselves at the mercy of a 30ft saltwater crocodile when attempting to film on a remote island.  Duncan Regehr (MONSTER SQUAD) headlines as the Captain Quint styled hunter who's out for revenge against the creature.  Director James D.R. Hickox joins us in the flushing of his own film.

Direct download: bloodsurf.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:00pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a bunch of low budget Muppets!  Pamela Gidley headlines as a woman having to fend off a group of pesky, mutated lizards in a remote cabin during a snowstorm.  She also has to fend off the lame advances of a field researcher who isn't very good at doing ANYTHING.  Special guest this time out is veteran actress Maria Olsen, who can currently be seen in the recently released, STARRY EYES, and HANSEL VS. GRETEL.

Direct download: aberration.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:34am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a MOST DANGEROUS GAME ripoff as three hunters find themselves at the mercy of some masked, bike riding killers while on a hunting trip (in a preservation, no less).  Superguest Paul Hawkins and social media manager Steph Wanamaker join in on the flushing.

Direct download: preservation.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:23am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a roll call of once famous actors slumming for mortgage money!  Stephen Baldwin plays a lone soldier on a quest to retrieve a downed satellite before villainous (as always) Rutger Hauer and his men get to it first. Special guest Peter Story from the critically acclaimed one man show, MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS joins in on the flushing.

Direct download: deathsquad.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:09am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a psychotic cell phone app!  A young Dutch woman (Hannah Hoekstra) discovers a mysterious Siri-like assistant on her phone that begins to wreak havoc in her life by killing those around her via some AI styled hi jinks.

Direct download: app.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:16pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a badly edited POV horror flick!  Two complete idiots (Jon Foster, Sarah Jone) shack up in a cabin in the woods, only to discover a shaman living next door who protects our world from the nightmare world with a bunch of twig scarecrows.  Naturally, the two idiots will go and screw things up, but it's hard to tell with so much incoherent editing on the screen.

Direct download: mrjones.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:13am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a bunch of rampaging, CGI dinosaurs!  Treat Williams headlines as an LA firefighter who must fend off a group of hungry dinos after they escape from a biotech facility and raise all kinds of hell in the City of Angels. ROBOCOP's Ronny Cox co-stars in a thankless role as the boss of the facility who's responsible for the dino turd mess.

Direct download: ageofdinosaurs.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:40pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a modern day fairy tale that resembles the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE more than it does its source material.  Dee Wallace headlines as an over the top cannibal witch who tries to make Hansel and Gretel her main course as shes chases them around the same two locations along with her cannibal sons.  

Direct download: hanselgretel.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:33pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a group of fairy tale avengers!  A superhero team of princesses (Snow White and Cinderella among them) travel to modern day Earth to stop the villainous Rumpelstiltskin (Casper Van Dien) from taking over the world with his army of zombies.  Special guests include Paul Hawkins (BlokeBusters), Arthur Harkness (Brotherhood of Evil Geeks), and Degenerate John (Steel Cage Radio).

Direct download: avengersgrimm.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:06pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a mutated rat running around the woods of Connecticut chasing eight dumb idiots who manage to get themselves trapped in a cabin.  Joey Lauren Adams (Chasing Amy) headlines, but ends up having the least amount of screentime and dialogue.  Special guest Paul Hawkins from BlokeBusters podcast joins us for his first live action flush.

Direct download: animal.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:51am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a bunch of rampaging zombies and a necromancer in a bad wig.  Hallee Hirsh (ER) stars as young teen who opens up a can of green screen whup ass when she finds a magical rune necklace given to her years earlier by her now missing uncle.  Veteran actor Brad Dourif shows up longer than he should for collecting a paycheck, playing the aforementioned necromancer who wants to plunge the small town into eternal darkness.  Sleeping, yet?

Direct download: fadingofthecries.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:03pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a lazy mermaid who leaves all the heavy lifting to her fisherman boyfriend.  A group of dumb Serbian friends find more than they bargained for when they decide to explore an abandoned prison located on a very small island. Original co-cinematic flusher Kris Anger joins us in the Restroom after a nearly two year absence.

Direct download: killermermaid.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:47am EST
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Cinematic Flushers Honor Knight and Katelyn Morey take a cruise on a too-on-the-nose named cruise liner chock full of CGI icebergs and tidal waves.  Shane Van Dyke (son of veteran comedy actor Dick Van Dyke) wrote and directed this nonsense, proving once again that talent does not always run in the family.  Special guests include former co-flusher Kris Anger, and current co-flusher Congo Rilla.

Direct download: titanic2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:19am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on low budget slasher turd overlaid with an Alice in Wonderland motief for no discernible reason.  A group of sorority girls host a Wonderland themed birthday party for Alice (Malerie Grady) in a creepy loft, only to have things go south when a serial killer returns to continue their killing spree from twenty years eariler.

Direct download: aliceinmurderland.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:13am EST
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Cinematic Flushers Honor Knight and Katelyn Morey take on one unruly child as the Devil's son is born unto a low income family somewhere in east LA, and promptly starts raising hell before it learns how to walk and talk properly.

Direct download: twelve.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:21am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an undead historical epic!  Abe Lincoln trades in his vampire fighting skills for zombies killing skills as he and his team of merry men travel behind enemy lines during the Civil War to secure a fort overrun with zombies. Special guest this time out is Bill Oberst Jr., who plays the title character.

Direct download: abelincolnzombies.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:53am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on their second animated turd that plays more as a commentary on the rise of Germany during WWII than it does a funny kids flick. Charlie Sheen headlines a group of food icons that must wage war against an evil organization called Brand X when it threatens to take over their store and wipe them out.  Returning guest Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast joins them for the animated flushing.

Direct download: foodfight.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:10am EST
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In this third Restroom outing, Cinematic Flushers Honor Knight and Katelyn Morey take on a decent into Hell that's apparently made up of 90% green screens.  Special guests C-Mart and Biff Tannen from the Brotherhood Of Evil Geeks join in the flushing, as well as current Cinematic Flusher Congo Rilla, in her very first visit on SRC.

Direct download: hellslabyrinth.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:17am EST
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The Cinematic flushers take on a badly lit action film that follows a lone mercenary (Olivier Gruner) as he trains ENDLESSLY to rescue his men he left behind on a mission gone bad.  Eric Roberts shows up only to collect a paycheck.  Special guest is screenwriter Richard Pierce.  In additon to writing this cinematic turd, Pierce also served as an associate producer and appears on screen as the character of Daniels.

Direct download: sector4extraction.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:12am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a low budget action flick chock full of pro wrestlers who can barely remember their lines.  Ron Van Dam stars as an ex Navy Seal on the run from a local kingpin (Jerry Katz) after he kills his brother in self defense.  Special guests Degenerate John and Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast join in for this tag team flushing.

Direct download: wrongsideoftown.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:35pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a boring British cannibal flick that spends more time setting up a bunch of Tim Burton weirdoes than it does eating anyone.  Jamie Winstone stars as a lazy detective who sets about to expose her new next door neighbors as a family of flesh eating nutjobs.  Daddy Ray Winstone shows up for his obligatory, nepotism cameo.

Direct download: elfiehopkins.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:01am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a casting call of actors who cash a paycheck for this unfunny mess.  Nat Wolff stars as a horny teenager who wants to bag the girl of his dreams (chipmunk faced Selena Gomez) and embarks on a series of unfunny hijinks to accomplish his goal.

Direct download: behavingbadly.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:56am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on one badly animated turd chock full of racist overtones, horrible musical numbers, and a Jewish pirate Santa!  Creepy elves at the North Pole make and stockpile toys awaiting for the day when Whitebeard (Santa) will come and deliver them. Doesn't take long before pirate Santa and his evil brother show up and start bowling elves.  Special guest Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast joins us for this animated nightmare.

Direct download: elfbowling.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:42pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a low budget, female action flick that makes The Expendables look like The Dirty Dozen. Zoe Bell (Kill Bill) heads up a team of convicts hired by the CIA to rescue the President's daughter from a sobered up Brigette Nielsen (Rocky IV). Screenwriter of Mercenaries, Edward DeRuiter, joins us for the flushing.

Direct download: mercenaries.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:01am EST
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On this second flush of SRC, Cinematic Flushers Honor Knight and Katelyn Morey visit one unscary haunted house chock full of idiot ghostbusters who serve as fodder for a vengeful spirit in the form of actress (and recurring SRC guest) Maria Olsen.

Direct download: hauntingofwhaleyhouse2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:17pm EST
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In this very first episode of SRC, Cinematic Flushers Honor Knight and Katelyn Morey take on a post apocalyptic green screen world where a group of soliders are on the run from a warlord and must cross the Shadowlands, which are chock full of badly composited CGI creatures.  Special guest is actress Debra Lopez, who plays the character of Tana in the film.

Direct download: darknemesis.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:07pm EST
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