Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic flushers take on a badly lit action film that follows a lone mercenary (Olivier Gruner) as he trains ENDLESSLY to rescue his men he left behind on a mission gone bad.  Eric Roberts shows up only to collect a paycheck.  Special guest is screenwriter Richard Pierce.  In additon to writing this cinematic turd, Pierce also served as an associate producer and appears on screen as the character of Daniels.

Direct download: sector4extraction.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:12am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a low budget action flick chock full of pro wrestlers who can barely remember their lines.  Ron Van Dam stars as an ex Navy Seal on the run from a local kingpin (Jerry Katz) after he kills his brother in self defense.  Special guests Degenerate John and Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast join in for this tag team flushing.

Direct download: wrongsideoftown.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:35pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a boring British cannibal flick that spends more time setting up a bunch of Tim Burton weirdoes than it does eating anyone.  Jamie Winstone stars as a lazy detective who sets about to expose her new next door neighbors as a family of flesh eating nutjobs.  Daddy Ray Winstone shows up for his obligatory, nepotism cameo.

Direct download: elfiehopkins.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:01am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a casting call of actors who cash a paycheck for this unfunny mess.  Nat Wolff stars as a horny teenager who wants to bag the girl of his dreams (chipmunk faced Selena Gomez) and embarks on a series of unfunny hijinks to accomplish his goal.

Direct download: behavingbadly.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:56am EST
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