Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on a group of fairy tale avengers!  A superhero team of princesses (Snow White and Cinderella among them) travel to modern day Earth to stop the villainous Rumpelstiltskin (Casper Van Dien) from taking over the world with his army of zombies.  Special guests include Paul Hawkins (BlokeBusters), Arthur Harkness (Brotherhood of Evil Geeks), and Degenerate John (Steel Cage Radio).

Direct download: avengersgrimm.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:06pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a mutated rat running around the woods of Connecticut chasing eight dumb idiots who manage to get themselves trapped in a cabin.  Joey Lauren Adams (Chasing Amy) headlines, but ends up having the least amount of screentime and dialogue.  Special guest Paul Hawkins from BlokeBusters podcast joins us for his first live action flush.

Direct download: animal.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:51am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a bunch of rampaging zombies and a necromancer in a bad wig.  Hallee Hirsh (ER) stars as young teen who opens up a can of green screen whup ass when she finds a magical rune necklace given to her years earlier by her now missing uncle.  Veteran actor Brad Dourif shows up longer than he should for collecting a paycheck, playing the aforementioned necromancer who wants to plunge the small town into eternal darkness.  Sleeping, yet?

Direct download: fadingofthecries.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:03pm EST
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