Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on a psychotic cell phone app!  A young Dutch woman (Hannah Hoekstra) discovers a mysterious Siri-like assistant on her phone that begins to wreak havoc in her life by killing those around her via some AI styled hi jinks.

Direct download: app.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:16pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a badly edited POV horror flick!  Two complete idiots (Jon Foster, Sarah Jone) shack up in a cabin in the woods, only to discover a shaman living next door who protects our world from the nightmare world with a bunch of twig scarecrows.  Naturally, the two idiots will go and screw things up, but it's hard to tell with so much incoherent editing on the screen.

Direct download: mrjones.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:13am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a bunch of rampaging, CGI dinosaurs!  Treat Williams headlines as an LA firefighter who must fend off a group of hungry dinos after they escape from a biotech facility and raise all kinds of hell in the City of Angels. ROBOCOP's Ronny Cox co-stars in a thankless role as the boss of the facility who's responsible for the dino turd mess.

Direct download: ageofdinosaurs.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:40pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a modern day fairy tale that resembles the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE more than it does its source material.  Dee Wallace headlines as an over the top cannibal witch who tries to make Hansel and Gretel her main course as shes chases them around the same two locations along with her cannibal sons.  

Direct download: hanselgretel.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:33pm EST
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