Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on out of work actors!  Six Willy Wonka styled brats find themselves at the the mercy of a group of rubber masked monsters when their parents sell their souls to the Devil (Malcolm McDowell).  This mess is mired in endless backstory exposition that's deliver by bored, once famous actors desperately looking to any way to pay off their bills.

Direct download: kidvsmonsters.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:45am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a singing gut!  Cathryn Michon stars as a middle aged woman who undergoes a mid life crisis when her husband dumps her for a younger model.  What follows is so painfully unfunny we're surprised chirping crickets weren't added to the soundtrack.

Doctor Jackie from the Stinker Madness podcast joins us for the flush this time out.

Direct download: muffintop.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:47am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a pot smoking zombie!  A young scientist (Catherine Annette) falls for a 30 year old French zombie from the 1980's and attempts to set things right when he accidently kicks off a zombie outbreak on a small college campus.  Plenty of pot smoking and nudity to be found.  Laughs, not so much.

Special guest is actress and producer Jamie Noel, who plays the role of Bambi in the film.

Direct download: coedzombiestoner.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:55am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a body hopping ghost!  Seven pretty people from LA (including 30 ROCK's Katrina Bowden) find themselves at the mercy of an executed killer from the 50's who's able to possess each of them in order to continue his grizzly killing spree, leaving plenty of bad CGI effects in his wake.  Special guest this time out is screenwriter and actor Geoff Meed (FAST FIVE).  Also joining in the flush is American freelance journalist Talia Soghomonian.

Direct download: holdyourbreath.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:28am EST
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