Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on toy soldiers!  When a young girl from Cincinnati (Drew Barrymore) whacks her head on a tree during a snowstorm, she finds herself in a not so magical place called Toyland, where a villain (Richard Mulligan) wants to take over from the benevolent Toymaster (Pat Morita).  Bad acting and musical numbers abound.

Special guest this time out is former Scientologist and cinephile, Nora Crest.  Crest hosts her own YouTube channel, GROWING UP SCIENTOLOGY: FROM CRADLE TO SLAVE, as well as a personal blog, ragingbuddha.net.

Direct download: babesintoyland.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:21am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Life Day!  Chewbacca's Wookie family tries to fend off Imperial troops long enough so Han Solo (Harrison Ford) can get his co-pilot Chewbacca (Peter Mayhew) home in time for Life Day (the Wookie version of Xmas). What follows are bad musical numbers, unfunny comedians, recycled STAR WARS footage, and an animated Boba Fett, which turns out to be the best thing to come out of this shameless marketing disaster.

Special guest this time out is pop culture professor and author, Doctor Rebecca Housel, who previously assisted with the flushing of THE OUIJA EXPERIMENT (SRC 088).

Direct download: swholidayspecial.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:24pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an animated Adam Sandler!  An alcoholic loser (Adam Sandler, surprise to no one) gets a final chance to avoid some serious jail time if he takes an assistant coaching position for a local basketball team.  What follows are a LOT of unfunny animated jokes and painful musical numbers crammed into an endless, 76 minute running time.

Special guests include Paul Hawkins from the Blokebusters podcast and our own social media manager, Steph Wanamaker.

Direct download: eightcrazynights.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:14am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a Christmas Carol spoof!  When a Michael Moore styled filmmaker (a painfully unfunny Kevin P. Farley, brother of the late Chris Farley) sets out to abolish the Fourth of July, he's visited by three ghosts who seek to change his mind.  This DOA "comedy" is served up by the once great parody writer/director David Zucker.

Special guest this time out is American freelance journalist and author, Talia Soghomonian, who joins us via Paris for our first holiday flush of the month.

Direct download: anamericancarol.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:15am EST
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