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There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

It's our year end bonus episode!  The Cinematic Flushers take on Time Square! When a wide assortment of New Yorker's lives (Robert De Niro, Zac Efron, Hilary Swank among them) begin to intersect on New Year's Eve, what follows are 113 minutes of paycheck cashing acting, Lifetime network plot points, musical montages, and Ryan Seacrest.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes.  Also check us out at our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com!

Thank you for an amazing year!  SRC returns on January 26th, 2017.

Direct download: newyearseve.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:28am EST
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It's JINGLE TURDS month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on an internet meme! When a young girl (Megan Charpentier) makes a holiday wish into a shopping mall wishing well, she's suddenly able to hear every obnoxious comment Grumpy Cat (voiced by Aubrey Plaza) makes.  What follows are 85 minutes of lame jokes, shameless product placement, Lifetime quality acting, and dim witted villains.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are content creator Sara Polton, and BlokeBusters podcast host, Paul "Cinematic Kitty Litter" Hawkins.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes, and be sure to check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com, where you can find links to subscribe!

Direct download: grumpycatsworstchristmasever.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:53am EST
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JINGLE TURDS month continues!  The Cinematic Flushers take on Tool Time!  When a suburban couple (Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis) send their only daughter off to college and decide to take a cruise for Christmas, they run into opposition from their overly festive neighbors (led by Dan Aykroyd).  What follows are 99 minutes of recycled gags, stale jokes, boring characters, and misplaced sentiment.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Also, check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com, where you can find links to subscribe, rate, and review our show!

Direct download: christmaswiththekranks.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:57am EST
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Jingle Turds month continues!  The Cinetmatic Flushers take on a wrestling Santa! When a self absorbed fitness guru (Hulk Hogan) takes a blow to the head, he momentarily thinks he's Santa Claus and now feels compelled to help protect an orphanage from being taken over by a rejected Bond villain (Ed Begley Jr.).  What follows are 93 minutes of goofy sound effects, cartoon characters, insane plot devices, and the Hulkster decked out like a gay stripper. 

Film is streaming online for free HERE.  You have been warned.

Joining us as part of our Jingle Turds co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, podcast hosts of Steel Cage Radio, More Brains!, and their newest project, The Degenerate Show.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Also, check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com!

Direct download: santawithmuscles.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:18am EST
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It's Jingle Turds month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on a live action holiday classic!  When the nasty Grinch (a painfully unfunny Jim Carrey) sets out to stop the Who's Christmas celebration, he discovers the true meaning of Christmas through tons of unnecessary backstory, ugly makeup, overblown production design, and off color jokes.  Happy Holidays!

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Brandan Haize & Anthony Dynar, the Low Score boys from YouTube's TortureVision channel.  Low Score essentially does for videogames what we do for films here in the Restroom. Check them out!

We love feedback! Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Also, check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com!

Direct download: howthegrinchstolechristmas.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:30am EST
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Happy Thanksgiving!  The Cinematic Flushers take on unfunny thieves!  When a high rise apartment manager (Ben Stiller) gets unfairly fired by his financially corrupt employer (Alan Alda), he assembles a team of inept ex-employees to help him steal $20 million from a hidden safe.  What follows are 104 minutes of unfunny dialogue, forgettable characters, lame plot twits, and the once talented Eddie Murphy acting on comedy life support.

Our special guest this time out is Doug Aschliman, one of the hosts for the Movie Madness podcast.  Aschliman previously assisted with the flushing of CLOCKSTOPPERS (SRC 110).

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Also, be sure to check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com!

Direct download: towerheist.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:17am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on well groomed eyebrows!  When a group of college kids (Joey Lawrence among them) decide to party it up at a rental home in Florida, they must discover the identity of a mysterious masked killer before it's too late. What follows are 90 minutes of off screen kills, boring characters, lame party scenes, and the late Jeff Conaway thinking he's appearing in a X-FILES episode.

Special guest this time out is Elsie Escobar, who plays the role of Nellie Lopez in the film!  In addition to her acting credits, Elsie co-hosts both She Podcasts, and The Feed: The Official Libsyn Podcast.  She also is the Social Media Community Manager at Libsyn, which is the world's largest podcast network and host!  You can follow her on Twitter @YoGeek.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Also, check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com!

Direct download: doyouwannknowasecret.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:17am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on low budget zombies!  When a lone warrior (Martin Copping) runs into a group of zombie apocalypse survivors (led by a barely there Danny Trejo), all hell breaks loose as they fight for survival across the Nevada desert.  What follows are 90 minutes of bad CGI effects, community theater acting, endless narration, and stripper pole dancing.

Our special guest this time out is actress Jade Regier, who plays the role of Fast Lane Debbie in the film.  Regier has modeled for various magazines, including Playboy and Muscle Mustang, appeared at car and comic conventions, and is a free style exotic dancer and stripper pole instructor.

We love feedback!  Email us with comments and suggestions for future flushes at: signalsoffury@gmail.com!

Also, check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com, where you can find all of our cinematic turds, plus links to subscribe, rate, and review the show!

Direct download: zombiehunter.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:58pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on headbands and permed hair!  When a group of rebels (led by Henry Silva) threaten to wipe out a small middle eastern country somewhere in Arizona, it's up to an elite phantom army led by Ace Hunter (Barry Bostwick) to put an end to their reign of terror.  What follows are 99 minutes of flying motorcycles, disco jumpsuits, bad accents, and pornstache.

Special shout out to the 1980's Movie Graveyard Podcast on the show.  You can follow them on Twitter @80sMveGraveyard.

Direct download: megaforce.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:42am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Universal's monsters!  When the Lord of Vampires (Richard Roxburgh) seeks to unleash his brood upon the world and wipe out humanity, it's up to Vatican appointed monster killer Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman) to put a stake through his evil heart.  Along for the CGI monster mash is UNDERWORLD's Kate Beckinsale, who's no stranger to this type of nonsense.

Special guests this time out our Caitlin Hobbs & Amy Chesser, hosts of the Nightmares On Netflix podcast.  Nightmares is a weekly movie review discussion showcasing the various horror themed films found on Netflix.

You can follow them on Twitter @NightmaresonNet.

Direct download: vanhelsing.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:31am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on videogame zombies!  When a group of Seattle party goers attend an exclusive rave on a remote island, they find themselves in a fight for survival when the local undead inhabitants turn up to crash the party. What follows are 90 minutes of gratuitous nudity, low budget makeup, videogame quality acting, and actor Jurgen Prochnow essentially doing a lazy retread of his DAS BOOT character.

Our special guest this time out are Brandan Haize & Anthony Dynar, hosts of the Low Score show on YouTube, who previously assisted with the flushing of SILENT HILL: REVELATION back in SRC 126.  Low Score essentially does for crappy videogames what we do here in the Restroom.

Direct download: houseofthedead.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:25am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on sword fighting vampires!  When a group of Hot Topic bloodsuckers (led by Parker Posey) locates the Ultimate Vampire (Dominic Purcell) in Iraq and restores him to life so he can wipe out humanity, it's up to tax evading vampire killer Blade (Wesley Snipes) to put a stop to him.  What follows are nearly two hours of slow motion walking, goofy fight scenes, and constant Deadpool styled wisecracks from Ryan Reynolds.

Joining us as part of our co-flushing team this time out are content creator Sara Polton, and BlokeBusters podcast host, Paul "The Vampire Hawk" Hawkins.

Direct download: bladetrinity.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:24am EST
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SRC 131: Rockabilly Zombie Weekend (2013)

It's SCARY TURDS month!  When a town full of central Florida rednecks get sprayed by a mysterious government mosquito juice, it's up to a wedding party decked out in 50's attire to gather up survivors and escape the flesh eating rampage before it's too late.  What follows are 88 minutes of really bad lighting, acting, makeup effects, and dialogue.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, hosts of the MORE BRAINS! podcast.

Direct download: rockabillyzombieweekend.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:48am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on tree farts!  When random people in the northeast US start killing themselves in the most graphic ways possible, it's up to a high school science teacher (Mark Wahlberg) and his wife (Zooey Deschanel) to run around the greater PA landscape to find a reason behind the madness before it's too late.  What follows are 90 minutes of clueless characters, tree farts, and pointless encounters.

Our special guest this time out is actor/screenwriter Edward DeRuiter.  DeRuiter's past credits include MERCENARIES (SRC 058), BUDDY HUTCHINS, and ICE SHARKS.  You can follow him on Twitter @edwardderuiter.

Direct download: thehappening.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:04am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Bulgarian cops!  When a former race car driver (Ethan Hawke) is forced to drive through a series of criminal hoops for an Euro-trash voiced villain (Jon Voight) in order to save his wife, he must find a way to stop him with the help of Selena Gomez while continuously driving around greater Bulgaria. What follows are a LOT of boring car chases, obvious dialogue, and the worst police force in Europe.

Direct download: getaway.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:23am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on action figures!  When the evil Cobra Command plans to use a series of nanomite warheads to wipe out millions and upset the balance of power in the world, it's up to the elite action figure fighting force of G.I. Joe to stop them.  What follows are two hours of migraine inducing plot, characters, action scenes, and CGI effects.  You're better off playing with your Star Wars action figures instead, or yourself, for that matter.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are content creator Sara Polton, and Paul "G.I. Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

Direct download: gijoeriseofcobra.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:16am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on green screen Heaven!  When a Texas minister (Hayden Christensen) gets into a devastating car accident, he fights his way back to life with his wife (Kate Bosworth) and family by his side.  However, you'll have to wait until nearly the end of the running time for Christensen to explain what happened in the title of the film.  It's definitely not worth the wait.  Trust us.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is content creator, Sara Polton.

Direct download: 90minutesinheaven.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:26am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on 3D CGI gore!  When a young woman (Adelaide Clemens) discovers she's one half of an evil entity (also Clemens), she makes a journey to the burned out town of Silent Hill to save her father (Sean Bean) before he dies a typical Sean Bean death.  What follows are a lot of lame CGI 3D effects, lack of any decent scares, and one scene performances from actors who should know better.

Special guests this time out are Branden Haize and Anthony Dynar, the hosts of the LOW SCORE show on YouTube.  Low Score essentially does for crappy videogames what we do for crappy films here in the Restroom.  Check them out!

Direct download: silenthillrevelation.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:18am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the Fockers!  When the long suffering Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) tries to find a suitable kindergarten for his moronic kids, he gets way more than he bargained for when his obnoxious family (led by Robert De Niro) shows up in town to celebrate a birthday.  What follows are a LOT of recycled gags, unfunny dialogue, and performances from actors who have essentially given up on their careers.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is content creator, Sara Polton.

Direct download: littlefockers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:24am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a CGI volcano!  When a slave (Kit Harington) ends up in the doomed city of Pompeii mere days before the big eruption, he catches the eye of a landowner's daughter (Emily Browning) and a scene chewing Roman senator (Kiefer Sutherland) while fighting for his life in more ways than one.  What follows are a lot of soap opera nonsense, endless sword fights, and boring conversations until the volcano wipes them all out.

Our special guest this time out is creative entity Sara Polton.  Polton is an actress, writer, and producer of various projects, including the ANSWERING MACHINE podcast, the 5 THINGS YouTube show, and her own TWITCH TV channel.

Direct download: pompeii.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:26am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on babysitting!  When an unemployed loser (Jonah Hill) is charged with watching three obnoxious kids so his mom (Jessica Hecht) can go on a long overdue date, a series of unfunny misadventures ensue involving a crazed drug dealer (Sam Rockwell), exploding toilets, gang related activity, and lame pedophile jokes.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is former co-cinematic flusher, film critic, and author, Kris Anger.

Direct download: thesitter.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:05am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on fairy tale villains!  When Death (Nick Principe) wants to leave the Underworld and raise Hell in greater Los Angeles, it's up to a badly accented British Alice (Christina Licciardi) and a group of public domain fairy tale villains to stop him.  What follows are production values so low you'll think you're watching a YouTube video from ten years ago.

Special note: This supervillain mess is actually a sequel to last year's, AVENGERS GRIMM, a shameless AVENGERS ripoff that we also flushed HERE.

Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team this time out are C-Mart and Undies of Wondy from The Brotherhood Of Evil Geeks.

Direct download: sinistersquad.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:03am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a serial killer!  When a child survivor (Mila Kunis) of Patrick Bateman's killing spree grows up, she continues his bloody work to eliminate anyone who stands in her way of landing a coveted assistant teaching position for a renowned college professor (William Shatner).  What follows are a lot a bad narration, off screen kills, and Shatner doing his best Shatner.

Our special guest this time out is Quinton Wilde, a stand up comedian from Colombia, South Carolina.  Wilde has performed in such venues as the Art Bar, New Brookland Tavern, and the Comedy Zone.

Direct download: americanpsycho2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:19am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on bad cinematic luck!  When two New Yorkers (Lindsay Lohan, Chris Pine) share a magical kiss at a masquerade party, their luck gets switched, leading to many unfunny Looney Tunes styled scenarios. 

Here are Lohan's red carpet pic and poster for her upcoming low budget turd that were mentioned on the show.

Direct download: justmyluck.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:29am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on CGI ghostbusting!  When a Boston cop (pre-DEADPOOL Ryan Reynolds) gets killed by his partner (Kevin Bacon), he gets a second chance to fight crime in the afterlife by teaming up with and 1800's cowboy (Jeff Bridges).  Many dull action scenes, one liners, and CGI effects to follow.

Joining us as our special guest this time out is veteran actress (and returning favorite), Maria Olsen.  Miss Olsen has over 150 credits to her name, including PERCY JACKSON, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, and the critically acclaimed indie film, STARRY EYES.

Direct download: ripd.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:31am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Queensland!  When a thief (John Cusack) kidnaps a former race car driver (Thomas Jane), non-action ensues as they rob a bank, then drive across half of Australia, talking nonstop as they evade various stock villain and cop characters who are hot on their trail.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Biff Tannen and Arthur Harkness from The Brotherhood of Evil Geeks.

Direct download: drivehard.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:29am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on talking apes!  When Jay Ward's beloved cartoon Tarzan knockoff (Brendan Fraser) meets the only woman of his dreams (Leslie Mann), he'll stop at nothing (except for the numerous trees) to save her from marrying her idiot fiance (Thomas Haden Church).  Many tree collisions, talking apes, and lame puns to follow.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is the monkey half of the BlokeBusters podcast, Paul "The Cinematic Ape" Hawkins.

Direct download: georgeofthejungle.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:41am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the Fresh Prince clan!  When a father and son (Will Smith, Jaden Smith) crash land on Earth of the future, they must jiggy their way to survival by recovering a lost homing beacon before an assortment of CGI wildlife (including a displaced alien creature) finds them.  Throw in a little New Age dialogue here and there, and you have the makings for one boring pet project for Will Smith's son.

If you want to learn more about Jaden Smith's insane tweets, this YouTube vid from FACTS will help you out.  (HERE)

Direct download: afterearth.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:26am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Adam Sandler's latest!  When an unhappy bank manager (pornstache David Spade) reunites with an unhinged high school buddy (Adam Sandler), non-hilarity ensues as the two fake their own deaths to start a new life that involves stock villains, obvious plot twists, unfunny gags, a cure for cancer, and paycheck cashing actors.  Basically a standard Adam Sandler film.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time our are Paul "The Cinematic Hawk" Hawkins and Brian Klosterman, hosts of the BlokeBusters podcast.

Direct download: thedoover.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:20am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on magic tricks!  When a self absorbed magician (spray tanned Steve Carell) loses his lifelong magic act partner (Steve Buscemi), his life spirals out of control.  Along for this descent into unfunny madness is Olivia Wilde as their assistant, and Jim Carrey essentially cashing a quick paycheck as a whacked out street magician.

Special guests this time out are Dustin & Jessica Kramer, hosts of the Popcorn Poops podcast, and who previously assisted with the flushing of SON IN LAW (SRC 103).

Direct download: incredibleburtwonderstone.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:38am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on chop socky kangaroos!  When a young disabled boy (Mario Yedidia) falls into a sewage whirlpool, he finds himself in a fantasy world chock full of bald headed soldiers, kangaroo fighting martial artists, and a screaming villain (Angus Macfadyen) who's dressed like he just walked out of a David Bowie video.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, hosts of the Steel Cage Radio podcast and returning favorites here on the show.

Direct download: warriorsofvirtue.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:31am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Brett Ratner mutants!  When Magneto (Ian McKellen) and a back-from-the-dead Jean Grey (Famke Janssen) plan to wipe out a mutant cure before it wipes them out for good, it's up to the 2006 roster of X-Men to stop them once and for all.  Plenty of unnecessary character deaths and lame fight sequences to follow.

Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team this time out are Biff Tannen and Undies of Wondy from the Brotherhood of Evil Geeks.

Direct download: xmenthelaststand.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:45am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on animated turkeys!  When a Presidential pardoned turkey named Reggie (Owen Wilson) meets up with another turkey named Jake (Woody Harrelson), the feathered pair travel back in time to the first Thanksgiving in an effort to get themselves off the holiday menu.  Many stale jokes and lame animation to follow.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast, and social media manager Steph Wanamaker.

Direct download: freebirds.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:42am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a Vortex Manipulator!  When an overgrown teenager (Jesse Bradford) finds a time freezing watch, he does what any horny teen would do and uses it to impress the local hottie (Paula Garces).  Unfortunately, he also attracts the attention of some shadowy government agents led by Kyle Reese (Michael Biehn). Many lame chase sequences and un-special effects demo reels to follow.

Our special guest this time out is Doug Aschliman, one of the hosts for the Movie Madness podcast.  Movie Madness covers all the latest releases, classic films, and guilty pleasures with a healthy dose of criticism, insight, and humor.

Direct download: clockstoppers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:42am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Captain America!  When a selfish screenwriter (Chris Evans) finally meets the girl of his dreams (Michelle Monaghan), he must first get out of his own way in order to be with her.  He accomplishes this with a LOT of costume changes, goofy friends, and pointless meta narration.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul "The Cinematic Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

Direct download: playingitcool.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:31am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a cyborg Jackie Chan!  When a martial artist (lackluster Mark Dacascos) shows up on the the run in America with an artificial device buried in his chest that gives him enhanced abilities, it's up to token black sidekick Kadeem Hardison and the late Brittany Murphy to keep him from getting killed.  Endless fight sequences and lame one liners to follow.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Degenerate John from the Steel Cage Radio podcast.

Direct download: drive.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:06am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a CGI werewolf!  A young woman in a famous red cloak (Amanda Seyfried) must discover the mysterious identity of an overtly CGI werewolf before an unhinged monster hunter (Gary Oldman) can destroy the creature once and for all.  Much screaming, hair gel, and brooding looks to follow.

Direct download: redridinghood.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:47am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on backflips!  When a legendary creature rampages through a futuristic castle killing everyone off one by one, it's up to a lone warrior (Christopher Lambert) to show up and set things right.  This epic poem adaptation is jam packed with gymnastics moves and bad costumes.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is returning favorite, Arthur Harkness.  Arthur is one of the contributors for the Brotherhood of Evil Geeks website.

Direct download: beowulf.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:33am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a CGI Dragon!  A young princess (Amy De Bhrun) teams up with an outlaw (David Haydn) in an effort to stop a rampaging (and poorly rendered) dragon from setting fire to everything in greater Europe.  Along the way they must avoid a stock villain and his henchmen who are out to claim a magical item they have in their possession.  Think GAME OF THRONES fan film more than epic fantasy.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Bad Movie Smackdown Specialist (and one half the Steel Cage Radio podcast team), Dee Dee Muro.

Direct download: crownandthedragon.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:46am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on 80's video games!  When alien invaders threaten Earth in the form of old video game characters, it's up to unfunny Adam Sandler to put together a team of former video game champs (Kevin James, Josh Gad, Peter Dinklage) to battle the invasion.  Sadly, WRECK IT RALPH this is NOT.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul "The Cinematic Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

Direct download: pixels.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:53am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Pauly Shore!  When a college farm girl (Carla Gugino) brings home her annoying new friend from college (Pauly Shore) for Thanksgiving, everyone involved is less than thrilled with spending time with him (including the audience).

Special guests this time out are Dustin & Jessica Kramer, the hosts of the Popcorn Poops podcast.  You can listen to their take on this mess HERE.

Direct download: soninlaw.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:48am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an angry leprechaun!  When four stock character tourists show up in a small Irish village, they are set up by the locals as sacrificial bait for a rampaging (and barely seen) leprechaun (Dylan "Hornswoggle" Postl) who REALLY wants all of his stolen gold back.  What follows is a lot of running around and very little common sense.

Steel Cage Radio hosts Degenerate John and Dee Dee join us as part of our extended co-cinematic flushing team this time out.

Direct download: leprechaunorigins.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:18am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on D list actors!  When a Jennifer Connelly doppelganger Natalie Burn wakes up on a remote island, she's greeted by a bunch of former stars (Robert Davi, Edward Furlong among them) who are held captive by a businessman (Jason London) who's out to harvest their organs for profit.  Makes about as much sense as you would think.

Direct download: awaken.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:09am EST
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For our 100th episode, the Cinematic Flushers take on muppet bears!  When a young cub (Haley Joel Osment) leaves his adopted family to search for a legendary bear band that broke up in the 90's, he discovers the true meaning of family and one's place in the world.  What he doesn't find, however, are hookers and cocaine, which has been a staple for rock bands for generations.  Veteran actor Christopher Walken tap dances his way to an easy paycheck as the banker villain of this mess.

Joining us as part of our extended co-cinematic flushing team for our 100th flush are social media manager Steph Wanamaker, and the hosts of the Steel Cage Radio podcast, Degenerate John and Dee Dee.

Direct download: thecountrybears.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:38am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Hall & Oates!  Two aspiring 80's songwriters (Barrett Crake, Myko Olivier) form an R&B duo that leads them to instant fame and fortune, only to crash and burn over the woman they love.  This one joke premise gets stretched to a mind numbing 88 minutes.  Thankfully, there are a few marginally amusing musical numbers to help soften the blow.

You can check out the Rapunzel position video mentioned in the show HERE.

Direct download: eternitythemovie.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:59am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on trading card aliens!  When the Earth falls under attack from some goofy CGI Martians, it's up the the US President (Jack Nicholson) and an overstuffed cast of characters to stop the invasion and save the day.  Sadly, this one joke, Tim Burton snoozefest goes on much longer than it should.

Paul "The Cinematic Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast joins us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out.

Direct download: marsattacks.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:42am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an 80's cartoon!  Fame an fortune come calling for Jem (Aubrey Peeples) when her soul sisters post ONE YouTube video showcasing her marginal talent with a guitar.  It doesn't take long for a record executive (Juliette Lewis) to show up at her doorstep with a contract offer.  If you were a fan of the beloved 80's cartoon, get ready to have you expectations drastically lowered.

American freelance journalist and author Talia Soghomonian joins us via France as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out.

Direct download: jemandtheholograms.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:51am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the unfunny old west!  A group of half brothers (led by death-to-comedy Adam Sandler) embark on a robbery spree in a effort to come up with ransom money to save their kidnapped father (Nick Nolte).  Nearly two hours of racist jokes and lame gags follow in this Netflix produced nightmare.  Mel Brooks, this ain't.

Direct download: theridiculoussix.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:06am EST
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