Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on a cyborg Jackie Chan!  When a martial artist (lackluster Mark Dacascos) shows up on the the run in America with an artificial device buried in his chest that gives him enhanced abilities, it's up to token black sidekick Kadeem Hardison and the late Brittany Murphy to keep him from getting killed.  Endless fight sequences and lame one liners to follow.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Degenerate John from the Steel Cage Radio podcast.

Direct download: drive.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:06am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a CGI werewolf!  A young woman in a famous red cloak (Amanda Seyfried) must discover the mysterious identity of an overtly CGI werewolf before an unhinged monster hunter (Gary Oldman) can destroy the creature once and for all.  Much screaming, hair gel, and brooding looks to follow.

Direct download: redridinghood.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:47am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on backflips!  When a legendary creature rampages through a futuristic castle killing everyone off one by one, it's up to a lone warrior (Christopher Lambert) to show up and set things right.  This epic poem adaptation is jam packed with gymnastics moves and bad costumes.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is returning favorite, Arthur Harkness.  Arthur is one of the contributors for the Brotherhood of Evil Geeks website.

Direct download: beowulf.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:33am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a CGI Dragon!  A young princess (Amy De Bhrun) teams up with an outlaw (David Haydn) in an effort to stop a rampaging (and poorly rendered) dragon from setting fire to everything in greater Europe.  Along the way they must avoid a stock villain and his henchmen who are out to claim a magical item they have in their possession.  Think GAME OF THRONES fan film more than epic fantasy.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Bad Movie Smackdown Specialist (and one half the Steel Cage Radio podcast team), Dee Dee Muro.

Direct download: crownandthedragon.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:46am EST
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