Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on talking apes!  When Jay Ward's beloved cartoon Tarzan knockoff (Brendan Fraser) meets the only woman of his dreams (Leslie Mann), he'll stop at nothing (except for the numerous trees) to save her from marrying her idiot fiance (Thomas Haden Church).  Many tree collisions, talking apes, and lame puns to follow.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is the monkey half of the BlokeBusters podcast, Paul "The Cinematic Ape" Hawkins.

Direct download: georgeofthejungle.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:41am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the Fresh Prince clan!  When a father and son (Will Smith, Jaden Smith) crash land on Earth of the future, they must jiggy their way to survival by recovering a lost homing beacon before an assortment of CGI wildlife (including a displaced alien creature) finds them.  Throw in a little New Age dialogue here and there, and you have the makings for one boring pet project for Will Smith's son.

If you want to learn more about Jaden Smith's insane tweets, this YouTube vid from FACTS will help you out.  (HERE)

Direct download: afterearth.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:26am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Adam Sandler's latest!  When an unhappy bank manager (pornstache David Spade) reunites with an unhinged high school buddy (Adam Sandler), non-hilarity ensues as the two fake their own deaths to start a new life that involves stock villains, obvious plot twists, unfunny gags, a cure for cancer, and paycheck cashing actors.  Basically a standard Adam Sandler film.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time our are Paul "The Cinematic Hawk" Hawkins and Brian Klosterman, hosts of the BlokeBusters podcast.

Direct download: thedoover.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:20am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on magic tricks!  When a self absorbed magician (spray tanned Steve Carell) loses his lifelong magic act partner (Steve Buscemi), his life spirals out of control.  Along for this descent into unfunny madness is Olivia Wilde as their assistant, and Jim Carrey essentially cashing a quick paycheck as a whacked out street magician.

Special guests this time out are Dustin & Jessica Kramer, hosts of the Popcorn Poops podcast, and who previously assisted with the flushing of SON IN LAW (SRC 103).

Direct download: incredibleburtwonderstone.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:38am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on chop socky kangaroos!  When a young disabled boy (Mario Yedidia) falls into a sewage whirlpool, he finds himself in a fantasy world chock full of bald headed soldiers, kangaroo fighting martial artists, and a screaming villain (Angus Macfadyen) who's dressed like he just walked out of a David Bowie video.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, hosts of the Steel Cage Radio podcast and returning favorites here on the show.

Direct download: warriorsofvirtue.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:31am EST
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