Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Fockers!  When the long suffering Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) tries to find a suitable kindergarten for his moronic kids, he gets way more than he bargained for when his obnoxious family (led by Robert De Niro) shows up in town to celebrate a birthday.  What follows are a LOT of recycled gags, unfunny dialogue, and performances from actors who have essentially given up on their careers.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is content creator, Sara Polton.

Direct download: littlefockers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:24am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a CGI volcano!  When a slave (Kit Harington) ends up in the doomed city of Pompeii mere days before the big eruption, he catches the eye of a landowner's daughter (Emily Browning) and a scene chewing Roman senator (Kiefer Sutherland) while fighting for his life in more ways than one.  What follows are a lot of soap opera nonsense, endless sword fights, and boring conversations until the volcano wipes them all out.

Our special guest this time out is creative entity Sara Polton.  Polton is an actress, writer, and producer of various projects, including the ANSWERING MACHINE podcast, the 5 THINGS YouTube show, and her own TWITCH TV channel.

Direct download: pompeii.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:26am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on babysitting!  When an unemployed loser (Jonah Hill) is charged with watching three obnoxious kids so his mom (Jessica Hecht) can go on a long overdue date, a series of unfunny misadventures ensue involving a crazed drug dealer (Sam Rockwell), exploding toilets, gang related activity, and lame pedophile jokes.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is former co-cinematic flusher, film critic, and author, Kris Anger.

Direct download: thesitter.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:05am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on fairy tale villains!  When Death (Nick Principe) wants to leave the Underworld and raise Hell in greater Los Angeles, it's up to a badly accented British Alice (Christina Licciardi) and a group of public domain fairy tale villains to stop him.  What follows are production values so low you'll think you're watching a YouTube video from ten years ago.

Special note: This supervillain mess is actually a sequel to last year's, AVENGERS GRIMM, a shameless AVENGERS ripoff that we also flushed HERE.

Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team this time out are C-Mart and Undies of Wondy from The Brotherhood Of Evil Geeks.

Direct download: sinistersquad.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:03am EST
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