Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on Universal's monsters!  When the Lord of Vampires (Richard Roxburgh) seeks to unleash his brood upon the world and wipe out humanity, it's up to Vatican appointed monster killer Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman) to put a stake through his evil heart.  Along for the CGI monster mash is UNDERWORLD's Kate Beckinsale, who's no stranger to this type of nonsense.

Special guests this time out our Caitlin Hobbs & Amy Chesser, hosts of the Nightmares On Netflix podcast.  Nightmares is a weekly movie review discussion showcasing the various horror themed films found on Netflix.

You can follow them on Twitter @NightmaresonNet.

Direct download: vanhelsing.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:31am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on videogame zombies!  When a group of Seattle party goers attend an exclusive rave on a remote island, they find themselves in a fight for survival when the local undead inhabitants turn up to crash the party. What follows are 90 minutes of gratuitous nudity, low budget makeup, videogame quality acting, and actor Jurgen Prochnow essentially doing a lazy retread of his DAS BOOT character.

Our special guest this time out are Brandan Haize & Anthony Dynar, hosts of the Low Score show on YouTube, who previously assisted with the flushing of SILENT HILL: REVELATION back in SRC 126.  Low Score essentially does for crappy videogames what we do here in the Restroom.

Direct download: houseofthedead.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:25am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on sword fighting vampires!  When a group of Hot Topic bloodsuckers (led by Parker Posey) locates the Ultimate Vampire (Dominic Purcell) in Iraq and restores him to life so he can wipe out humanity, it's up to tax evading vampire killer Blade (Wesley Snipes) to put a stop to him.  What follows are nearly two hours of slow motion walking, goofy fight scenes, and constant Deadpool styled wisecracks from Ryan Reynolds.

Joining us as part of our co-flushing team this time out are content creator Sara Polton, and BlokeBusters podcast host, Paul "The Vampire Hawk" Hawkins.

Direct download: bladetrinity.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:24am EST
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SRC 131: Rockabilly Zombie Weekend (2013)

It's SCARY TURDS month!  When a town full of central Florida rednecks get sprayed by a mysterious government mosquito juice, it's up to a wedding party decked out in 50's attire to gather up survivors and escape the flesh eating rampage before it's too late.  What follows are 88 minutes of really bad lighting, acting, makeup effects, and dialogue.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, hosts of the MORE BRAINS! podcast.

Direct download: rockabillyzombieweekend.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:48am EST
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