Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

Happy Thanksgiving!  The Cinematic Flushers take on unfunny thieves!  When a high rise apartment manager (Ben Stiller) gets unfairly fired by his financially corrupt employer (Alan Alda), he assembles a team of inept ex-employees to help him steal $20 million from a hidden safe.  What follows are 104 minutes of unfunny dialogue, forgettable characters, lame plot twits, and the once talented Eddie Murphy acting on comedy life support.

Our special guest this time out is Doug Aschliman, one of the hosts for the Movie Madness podcast.  Aschliman previously assisted with the flushing of CLOCKSTOPPERS (SRC 110).

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Also, be sure to check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com!

Direct download: towerheist.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:17am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on well groomed eyebrows!  When a group of college kids (Joey Lawrence among them) decide to party it up at a rental home in Florida, they must discover the identity of a mysterious masked killer before it's too late. What follows are 90 minutes of off screen kills, boring characters, lame party scenes, and the late Jeff Conaway thinking he's appearing in a X-FILES episode.

Special guest this time out is Elsie Escobar, who plays the role of Nellie Lopez in the film!  In addition to her acting credits, Elsie co-hosts both She Podcasts, and The Feed: The Official Libsyn Podcast.  She also is the Social Media Community Manager at Libsyn, which is the world's largest podcast network and host!  You can follow her on Twitter @YoGeek.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Also, check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com!

Direct download: doyouwannknowasecret.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:17am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on low budget zombies!  When a lone warrior (Martin Copping) runs into a group of zombie apocalypse survivors (led by a barely there Danny Trejo), all hell breaks loose as they fight for survival across the Nevada desert.  What follows are 90 minutes of bad CGI effects, community theater acting, endless narration, and stripper pole dancing.

Our special guest this time out is actress Jade Regier, who plays the role of Fast Lane Debbie in the film.  Regier has modeled for various magazines, including Playboy and Muscle Mustang, appeared at car and comic conventions, and is a free style exotic dancer and stripper pole instructor.

We love feedback!  Email us with comments and suggestions for future flushes at: signalsoffury@gmail.com!

Also, check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com, where you can find all of our cinematic turds, plus links to subscribe, rate, and review the show!

Direct download: zombiehunter.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:58pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on headbands and permed hair!  When a group of rebels (led by Henry Silva) threaten to wipe out a small middle eastern country somewhere in Arizona, it's up to an elite phantom army led by Ace Hunter (Barry Bostwick) to put an end to their reign of terror.  What follows are 99 minutes of flying motorcycles, disco jumpsuits, bad accents, and pornstache.

Special shout out to the 1980's Movie Graveyard Podcast on the show.  You can follow them on Twitter @80sMveGraveyard.

Direct download: megaforce.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:42am EST
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