Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

It's our year end bonus episode!  The Cinematic Flushers take on Time Square! When a wide assortment of New Yorker's lives (Robert De Niro, Zac Efron, Hilary Swank among them) begin to intersect on New Year's Eve, what follows are 113 minutes of paycheck cashing acting, Lifetime network plot points, musical montages, and Ryan Seacrest.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes.  Also check us out at our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com!

Thank you for an amazing year!  SRC returns on January 26th, 2017.

Direct download: newyearseve.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:28am EST
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It's JINGLE TURDS month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on an internet meme! When a young girl (Megan Charpentier) makes a holiday wish into a shopping mall wishing well, she's suddenly able to hear every obnoxious comment Grumpy Cat (voiced by Aubrey Plaza) makes.  What follows are 85 minutes of lame jokes, shameless product placement, Lifetime quality acting, and dim witted villains.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are content creator Sara Polton, and BlokeBusters podcast host, Paul "Cinematic Kitty Litter" Hawkins.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes, and be sure to check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com, where you can find links to subscribe!

Direct download: grumpycatsworstchristmasever.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:53am EST
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JINGLE TURDS month continues!  The Cinematic Flushers take on Tool Time!  When a suburban couple (Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis) send their only daughter off to college and decide to take a cruise for Christmas, they run into opposition from their overly festive neighbors (led by Dan Aykroyd).  What follows are 99 minutes of recycled gags, stale jokes, boring characters, and misplaced sentiment.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Also, check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com, where you can find links to subscribe, rate, and review our show!

Direct download: christmaswiththekranks.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:57am EST
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Jingle Turds month continues!  The Cinetmatic Flushers take on a wrestling Santa! When a self absorbed fitness guru (Hulk Hogan) takes a blow to the head, he momentarily thinks he's Santa Claus and now feels compelled to help protect an orphanage from being taken over by a rejected Bond villain (Ed Begley Jr.).  What follows are 93 minutes of goofy sound effects, cartoon characters, insane plot devices, and the Hulkster decked out like a gay stripper. 

Film is streaming online for free HERE.  You have been warned.

Joining us as part of our Jingle Turds co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, podcast hosts of Steel Cage Radio, More Brains!, and their newest project, The Degenerate Show.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Also, check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com!

Direct download: santawithmuscles.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:18am EST
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It's Jingle Turds month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on a live action holiday classic!  When the nasty Grinch (a painfully unfunny Jim Carrey) sets out to stop the Who's Christmas celebration, he discovers the true meaning of Christmas through tons of unnecessary backstory, ugly makeup, overblown production design, and off color jokes.  Happy Holidays!

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Brandan Haize & Anthony Dynar, the Low Score boys from YouTube's TortureVision channel.  Low Score essentially does for videogames what we do for films here in the Restroom. Check them out!

We love feedback! Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Also, check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com!

Direct download: howthegrinchstolechristmas.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:30am EST
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