Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on turtle power!  When the villainous Shredder (Brian Tee) escapes from prison and teams up with Krang (a talking hemorrhoid from another dimension) to wipe out mankind, it's up to the four CGI Turtles of fame to stop them before it's too late.  Along for the ride are mid-drift Megan Fox, Lego Batman, Arrow, and Madea.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Brandan Haize & Anthony Dynar, the Low Score boys from YouTube's Torturevision channel.  Low Score essentially does for videogames what we do for films here in the Restroom. Check them out!

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes.  Also, be sure to check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com!

Direct download: tmntoutoftheshadows.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:30pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the Farrelly brothers!  When a pair of New England based conjoined twins (Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear) leave their diner jobs so the Kinnear half of the twins can pursue an acting career in LA, they discover a new world that tests the bonds of their relationship (literally and figuratively).  What follows are 118 minutes of rimshot dialogue, unfunny sight gags, endless cameos, and the one and only Cher doing her best impersonation of her own wax figure.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Doug Aschliman from the Movie Madness podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes.  Also, check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com where can all of our past flushes and subscribe to the show so you don't miss a single episode! 

Direct download: stuckonyou.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:23am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a Blue Man Group killer!  When a college student (Lindsay Lohan) is abducted and left for dead by a serial killer, she awakens to find herself missing two limbs and believing she's a stripper named Dakota Moss. She then sets out to unravel the mystery of her abduction.  What follows are 105 minutes of terrible dancing, obvious red herrings, confusing editing, Lohan being Lohan, and a serial killer who would be more at home in a Wayans brothers comedy.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes.  Can't get enough turds?  Check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com for even more flushes!

Direct download: iknowwhokilledme2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:29am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on gambling!  When a Princeton student (Justin Timberlake) loses his life savings in an online poker match, he travels to Costa Rica to confront the businessman (Ben Affleck) who may have cheated him.  What follows are 88 minutes of pretty locations, paid vacation acting, gambling dialogue, and actress Gemma Arterton sporting a Donald Trump tan.

Special guests this time out are Juliette Miranda and her producing partner David from The Unwritable Rant podcast.  The Rant features interviews from various celebrities in the media arts, as we as unique personal interviews (and bourbon reviews) from host Juliette.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes.  Also, check out signalsoffury.com where you can subscribe to the show so you don't miss a single episode!

Direct download: runnerrunner.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:36am EST
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