Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on rabid puppet beavers!  When a barrel of toxic chemicals collides with a beaver dam, the local puppet beaver population develops a taste for human flesh and goes after a group of stereotypes on a weekend getaway.  What follows are 77 minutes of lame one liners, Halloween Store makeup, ill fitting costumes, and drive by cameos (literally) from Bill Burr and John Mayer.

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Direct download: zombeavers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:34am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a psycho superhero!  When and architect (Luke Wilson) meets the woman of his dreams (Uma Thurman), she turns out to be an unhinged superhero who turns his life upside down once he breaks up with her and moves onto someone else.  What follows are 96 minutes of unfunny sexist jokes, poorly rendered CGI, superhero hooker outfits, and talented comedians like Wanda Sykes and Anna Faris phoning in their paycheck performances.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is author and historian, Jay Sandlin.  Sandlin is the creator and founder of The Novel Comics: Alternate History.  With Superheroes. The first volume, Outbreak Mutiny, will debut in early April.  He is currently on a speaking tour at various universities with his research on slavery and the Golden Age Of Social Media In America.

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Direct download: mysuperexgirlfriend.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:25am EST
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Happy St. Paddy's Day!  The Cinematic Flushers take on a Quentin Tarantino love letter!  When two exiled assassins (Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus) discover a Boston priest has been killed by the Italian mob to lure them out of hiding, they take the bait and return to America to settle the score.  What follows are 118 minutes of bad accents, screenwriter dialogue, poorly shot action scenes, and comedian Billy Connolly doing his best Irish Gandalf.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, podcast hosts of More Brains! and The Degenerate Show.

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Direct download: boondocksaints2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:26am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a giant iguana!  When a CGI incarnation of the famed Japanese monster decides to use Manhattan as his nesting ground, it's up to Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick), Leon The Professional (Jean Reno), and Chief Wiggum (Hank Azaria) to put him down before he destroys the city.  What follows are 139 minutes of bad NY accents, endless reaction shots, miscast actors, and a couple of passive aggressive shots at the late film critics, Gene Siskel & Roger Ebert.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Paul Hawkins & Brian Klosterman, hosts of the BlokeBusters podcast.

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Direct download: godzilla.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:37am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the DCEU!  When the world is threatened by an ancient witch (Cara Delevingne), a government official (Viola Davis) assembles a team of second rate villains (Will Smith and Margot Robbie among them) against their will to deal with the problem.  What follows are 123 minutes of lame fight scenes, boring dialogue, repetitive character introductions, Halloween Store costumes, and Jared Leto doing a drive by Joker performance better suited to a Comic Con convention.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is C-Mart from The Brotherhood of Evil Geeks.

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Direct download: suicidesquad.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:26am EST
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