Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on Google!  When two watch salesmen (Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson) lose their jobs, they pursue positions at Google via a summer long internship competition.  What follows are 119 minutes of ageist jokes, fish out of water plot devices, drive by cameos, and Vince Vaughn doing the same underdog role since DODGEBALL.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is LA based actress Elise Brent.  This up and coming talent has been featured in various independent films, TV, commercial, and web based productions.  You can check out her list of credits and mad movie skillz right HERE.

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Direct download: theinternship.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:08am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on hooker makeup!  When a starry eyed Iowa waitress (Christina Aguilera) leaves her home to pursue a singing/dancing career in LA, she discovers the only burlesque nightclub in LA run by Cher as the answer to her dreams.  What follows are 119 minutes of bad musical numbers, off the shelf plot points, overblown makeup, and the insanely talented Alan Cumming reduced to the role of a doorman.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: burlesque.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:02am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the Oval Office!  When a DC detective (Wesley Snipes) is called to the White House to investigate the murder of an intern, he finds himself in the center of a political coverup that threatens to topple the administration.  What follows are 106 minutes of lame action scenes, connect the dots plot, a screaming Alan Alda, and an unfunny Dennis Miller.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Jennifer Briney, host of the Congressional Dish podcast.  Congressional Dish peels back the curtain on our government by explaining legislation that anyone can understand.

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Direct download: murderat1600.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:12am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a heart transplant!  When a mamma's boy businessman (Hayden Christensen) undergoes a heart transplant, he discovers his buddy surgeon (Terrence Howard) is planning to let him die on the table in order to split $100 million life insurance policy with his brand new bride (Jessica Alba).  What follows are 84 minutes of confusing flashbacks, gear shifting plot twists, boring dialogue, and Hayden Christensen once again proving he has no discernible acting skills.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Jacqueline Darna, inventor and CEO of the NoMo Nausea Bands.  Darna is an anesthesiologist who developed a drug free elastic wristband that provides relief from all types of nausea, including motion sickness, morning sickness, and migraines.

You can check out her brand new podcast called Pukeology right HERE!

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Direct download: awake.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:19am EST
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