Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on Canadian stereotypes!  When two Canadian convenience store clerks (Harley Quinn Smith, Lily Rose-Depp) encounter a decades old Nazi with a small army of Bratzis, they seek out the hero detective of TUSK (Johnny Depp) to help them save greater Winnipeg.  What follows are 88 minutes of lame Canadian jokes, nepotism casting, call in a favor cameos, and pot fueled plot devices.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins, one half of the podcasting team over at the BlokeBusters podcast.

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Direct download: yogahosers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:13am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a two franchise turd!  When an unknown heat source is discovered in Antarctica, a group of explorers (led by Sanaa Lathan and Lance Henriksen) set out to investigate, only to discover an ancient temple hunting ground set up by the Predator aliens to hunt the Alien aliens.  What follows are 101 minutes of alien wrestling matches, red shirt cast members, and Indiana Jones set designs.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is author and historian Jay Sandlin, who previously assisted with the flushing of My Super Ex-Girlfriend (HERE). Jay is the creator and founder of The Novel Comics: Alternate History.  With Superheroes.  The first volume, Outbreak Mutiny, is now available on Amazon.

Direct download: alienvspredator.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:02am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a Netflix turd!  When a Hollywood manager from the mid 90's (Adam Sandler) discovers a talented singer (Jennifer Hudson) while at a theme park, he aids in her rise to fame despite being completely incompetent for the job.  What follows are an agonizing 131 of lame jokes, endless parade of cameos, irritating accents, and Rob Schneider gracing us with yet another unfunny racist character.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Brain Klosterman and Paul Hawkins, hosts of the BlokeBusters podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: sandywexler.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:15am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the 80's!  When a post graduate loser (Topher Grace) rediscovers his high school crush (Teresa Palmer), he vows to woo her at an annual Labor Day party despite not being able to get his life together.  What follows are 97 minutes of 80's references, soundtrack, location, and wardrobe choices.

Here's the TRAILER.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: takemehometonight.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:27am EST
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