Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on animated assassins!  When a futuristic killer (Charlize Theron) is assigned to eliminate the head of a dystopian society (Marton Csokas), she uncovers a mystery as to the true origins of her people.  What follows are 93 minutes of bad costumes, CGI pinballs, obvious wire work, and veteran actor Pete Postlethwaite decked out as a giant circumcised penis.

Here's the TRAILER.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on pulp fiction!  When an 1800's Calvary man (Taylor Kitsch) finds an alien medallion in a cave, he's teleported to ancient Mars where he finds himself in the middle of a CGI alien war for control of the planet.  What follows are a grueling 132 minutes of overloaded mythologies, bland romance, bronze tanner, kid friendly creatures, and actress Lynn Collins decked out like she's a weekend belly dancer at a cheap Indian restaurant.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is author and historian Jay Sandlin.  Jay is the creator and founder of The Novel Comics: Alternate History.  With Superheroes. The first volume, Outbreak Mutiny, is now available on Amazon.

Hey, we're among the list of poetntial nominees for best comedy podcast in this year's Podcast Awards!  Please head over to their site (HERE) sign up and vote for us in the best COMEDY PODCAST category, as well as all your other favorite shows. Voting closes on July 31st!  Go nominate now!

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The Cinematic Flushers take on Marvel superheroes!  When Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) inadvertently creates an evil robot called Ultron (James Spader) who's hellbent on the destruction of the human race, it's up to the Avengers to clean up his mess before it's too late.  What follows are 141 minutes of CGI robot fights, unnecessary backstories, shoehorned romance, and actor Andy Serkis showing up just long enough to insure he'll have something to do in BLACK PANTHER a full three years later.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Undies Of Wondy and C-Mart from The Brotherhood Of Evil Geeks.

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Direct download: avengersageofultron.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on discount Transformers!  When a college graduate (Lindsay Lohan) buys a VW bug from a junkyard, the vehicle in question turns out to be the famous sentient Love Bug, who then takes her for the ride of her life.  What follows are 101 minutes of physics free stunts, distracting boomies, boring race sequences, and actor Michael Keaton wondering how he spent all of his BEETLEJUICE money so quickly.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Donna Lee Hume, one half of the hosting team from the Varmints! podcast.  Varmints! is an educational comedy show that covers all types of critter found on this big blue planet of ours.

We're one of the potential nominees for this year's Podcast Awards! Please head over to their site (HERE), sign up, and nominate us in the COMEDY PODCAST category. You can also nominate all your other favorite shows!  Go nominate now!

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