Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on cultural appropriation!  When a cyborg operative (Scarlett Johannson) is tasked to find who's killing employees of a high level robotics corporation, she uncovers clues to her past life as a human.  What follows are 107 minutes of whitewash casting, boring action scenes, do-it-yourself wigs, and veteran actress Juliette Binoche showing up just long enough to make her next mortgage payment.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

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Direct download: ghostintheshell.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:51am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on green screen!  When a rookie cop (Gabriel Macht) is brought back to life by the villainous Octopus (Samuel L. Jackson), he becomes a shadowy crime fighter in an effort to stop Octopus from drinking the blood of Hercules and becoming immortal.  What follows are 103 minutes of painfully sexist dialogue, nausea inducing visuals, overdressed costumes, and Jackson chewing so much scenery they needed to use a green screen as a set.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: thespirit.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:05am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on talking toys!  When a young boy (Gregory Smith) encounters a group of sentient toy soldiers waging war on a group of gentle toy monsters after a military grade microchip implant, he must find a way to save the monsters and his town before it's too late.  What follows are 110 minutes of boring CGI characters, lazy screenwriting, endless war references, and a young Kirsten Dunst going up against some vengeful Barbie dolls.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: smallsoldiers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:22am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Christmas Carol ghosts!  When a womanizing photographer (Matthew McConaughey) encounters three spirits on the weekend wedding of his only brother (Breckin Meyer), he's offer a chance at redemption in order to finally fall in love with his lifelong friend (Jennifer Garner).  What follows are 100 minutes of misogynistic one liners, female sex objects, warmed over romance, and Garner looking like she was forced to utter all of her dialogue at gunpoint.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is actress Meredith Thomas, who previously assisted with the flushing of her own film, SHARK WEEK.  Some of her more recent credits include THE WRONG CRUSH, ANGIE TRIBECA, and A CHRISTMAS IN VERMONT.

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Direct download: ghostsofgirlfriendspast.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:24am EST
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