Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

It's JINGLE TURDS month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on Nazi puppet elves!  When a young woman (Julie Austin) accidentally unleashes an evil elf around the holidays, she must team up with an ex-cop (Dan Haggerty) in order to set things right.  What follows are 91 minutes of bad acting, sexual assault, cat homicide, horrendous special effects, and actor Haggerty smoking enough cigarettes to put the Marlboro Man to shame.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins, co-host of the BlokeBusters podcast.

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Direct download: elves.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:25am EST
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Happy Turkey Day!  The Cinematic Flushers take on parkour robbers!  When an overweight security guard (Kevin James) finds himself trapped in a mall with a group of thieves on Black Friday, he attempts to take them out and impress the girl of his dreams (Jayma Mays).  What follows are 91 minutes of lame fat jokes, painfully unfunny physical gags, radio station soundtrack, and Mays looking like she filmed all her scenes at gunpoint.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast.

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Direct download: paulblartmallcop.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:46am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on superhero fetish cosplay!  When a blind lawyer/vigilante (Ben Affleck) encounters a mysterious woman (Jennifer Garner), he finds himself at odds with a notorious crime lord (Michael Clarke Duncan).  What follows are 103 minutes of wirework stunts, CGI doubles, BDSM costumes, and actor Colin Farrell decked out like a prison tattoo artist.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is author, historian, and podcast host, Jay Sandlin.

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Direct download: daredevil.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:47am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on videogame angels!  When a fallen cop (Mark Wahlberg) goes after the man who killed his wife and child, he uncovers a conspiracy involving an illegal government drug.  What follows are 100 minutes of constipated acting, CGI snowfalls, green screen backgrounds, check your pulse pacing, and Mila Kunis trying to act tougher than a Bratz doll.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: maxpayne.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:22am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Frozen Thor!  When the Ice Queen (Emily Blunt) seeks out Snow White's magic mirror in order to conqueror the world, it's up to two huntsmen (Chris Hemsworth, Jessica Chastain) to embark on a quest to stop her.  What follows are 116 minutes of unnecessary backstory, bad wigs, perfume ad acting, absentee lead characters, and Chastain sporting a Lucky the Leprechaun accent.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Donna Lee Hume, one half of the non-animal expert team from the Varmints! podcast.

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Direct download: thehuntsmanwinterswar.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:03am EST
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