Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on puppet reindeer!  When Santa Claus (David Huddleston) and his old lady freeze to death at the North Pole, they are taken in by a group of toy making elves and tasked with delivering toys to children worldwide.  What follows are 107 minutes of rear screen projection flying effects, elven sweatshop, terrible child acting, and actor John Lithgow chewing more scenery than termites at a timber festival.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guests this time out are Low Score's Anthony Dynar and his cinematic turd flushing sidekick, Gay Dave.

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Direct download: santaclausthemovie.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:10am EST
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JINGLE TURDS month continues!  The Cinematic Flushers take on a holiday home invasion!  When a wealthy ad man (Ben Affleck) visits his childhood home, he hires the family living there to keep him company for Christmas.  What follows are 90 minutes of sitcom level plot twists, manic acting, obvious studio sets, and THE SOPRANOS James Gandolfini looking like he was held at gunpoint for the entire shoot.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Copper Yuenger from the Life Under The Laundry Pile podcast.

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Direct download: survivingchristmas.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:30am EST
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JINGLE TURDS month continues!  The Cinematic Flushers take on a Kool Aid Santa!  When an evil version of the Claus legend (Bill Goldberg) returns to earth after a thousand years of giving joy, he proceeds to slaughter all the residents in a small Canadian town.  It's up to a young boy (Douglas Smith) and his magical grandpa (Robert Culp) to stop him.  What follows are 78 minutes of C cup boomies, lame practical effects, D list cameos, and pro wrestler Goldberg steamrolling through all of his scenes like he was desperate to get to a restroom.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast.

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Direct download: santasslay.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:22am EST
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