Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on Blue Steel!  When two former supermodels (Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson) are called back to the fashion world after a self imposed exile, they find themselves embroiled in the middle of an assassination plot.  What follows are 101 minutes of clown car cameos, stale jokes, clueless performances, and Will Ferrell showing up and hour late into film to collect a quick paycheck.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Anthony Dynar, former co-host for YouTube's Torturevision channel, and current owner of ToDye salon in Tempe, Arizona.

Special shoutout to Spotify fan Jason Grace for suggesting this turd to flush!  We love feedback, so email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your own suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: Zoolander2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:05am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on CGI dinosaurs!  When a genetically modified dinosaur escapes from his enclosure, it's up to a dino wrangler (Chris Pratt) and the theme park's CEO (Bryce Dallas Howard) to stop it before it eats all the guests within the now fully operating park.  What follows are 124 minutes of action figure acting, obvious villains, forehead slapping plot mechanics, and Howard trucking through the jungle in low heeled shoes like a velociraptor across a tiled floor.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: JurassicWorld.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:56am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers go on a witch hunt!  When two witch hunting siblings (Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton) encounter a grand witch (Famke Janssen) while protecting a small town, they uncover a dark secret to their past.  What follows are 88 minutes of cosplay props, EVIL DEAD makeup effects, HOME ALONE styled blunt trauma, and Janssen unleashing her inner, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE?

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is veteran actress Maria Olsen, whose prolific filmography includes PERCY JACKSON, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, and AMERICAN HORROR STORY, among many others.

You can find Maria's Cat Creations apparel mentioned on the show HERE.

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Direct download: HanselAndGretelWitchHunters.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:29am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the chicken dance!  When a contractor (Adam Sandler) must coordinate the week of his older daughter's wedding, chaos ensues as family members and problems begin to pile up.  What follows are 116 minute of stale racial humor, obvious practical gags, unfunny characters, and comedian Chris Rock looking visibly ill for most of the running time.

Here's the TRAILER.

Here's the ARTICLE about double amputee Jim Barone we mentioned on the show.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: TheWeekOf.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:17am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a cyber god!  When a scientist (Johnny Depp) is fatally injured in a terrorist attack, his wife (Rebecca Hall) uploads his conscience into a computer.  What follows are 119 minutes of hangover acting, LAWNMOWER MAN plot mechanics, clueless characters, and actress Kate Mara decked out like a trailer park day stripper.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: Transcendence.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:56am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on fat suits!  When an LA womanizer (Ryan Reynolds) returns to his home town at Christmas, he must find a way to win over the love of his former best friend (Amy Smart).  What follows are 96 minutes of body shaming humor, bad wigs, unlikable characters, and actress Anna Faris performing at a nosebleed inducing 11.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is doctor Colleen Mullen, a San Diego based therapist and host of the Coaching Through Chaos podcast.

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Direct download: JustFriends.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:27am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on lame superheroes!  When the Silver Surfer (Laurence Fishburne) shows up on Earth as a harbinger for a planet eating cloud called Galactus, it's up to the Fantastic Four to stop him.  What follows are 92 minutes of unfinished CGI, bad practical effects, boring action sequences, and Jessica Alba decked out like a living sex doll.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Dave from the Super Movie Bros. podcast.

Here's the Hollywood Reporter story about Stan Lee we mentioned on the show: EXCELSIOR!

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Direct download: FantasticFourRiseOfTheSilverSurfer.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:27am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a riptide!  When a ruthless business woman (Priyanka Chopra) wants to control all the real estate in a South California bay, it's up to Mitch Buchannon (Dwayne Johnson) and his team of lifeguards to stop her.  What follows are 116 minutes of obvious source material references, lame penis gags, green screen actions scenes, and actor Zac Efron looking like a mannequin from a bro douche clothing store.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast.

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Direct download: Baywatch.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:04am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a Monkey's Paw!  When a high school student (Joey King) discovers a Chinese wishpot found by her trash picking father (Ryan Phillippe), she begins making wishes to change her life, only to find they come with deadly consequences.  What follows are 90 minutes of cheap looking props, day player deaths, PINK PANTHER acting, and actress Sherilyn Fenn desperate to make a mortgage payment.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: WishUpon.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:55am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on cell phone apps!  When a multi faced emoji named Gene (T.J. Miller) accidentally send the wrong face to his owner's phone, he embarks on a journey of discovery to correct the problem.  What follows are 86 minutes of stale jokes, embarrassing character voices, shameless product placement, and talk show host James Corden doing more upstaging than Miss Piggy on THE MUPPET SHOW.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: TheEmojiMovie.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:03am EST
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It's NETFLIX N SHART!  The Cinematic Flushers take on alternate dimensions!  When a group of scientists aboard a space station unwittingly find themselves trapped in an alternate dimension while searching for a new source of energy for a dying Earth, they must find a way home and save their planet.  What follows are 102 minutes of what-the-hell plot points, b-movie acting, shameless franchise branding, and actor Chris O'Dowd chasing his own severed arm around ala EVIL DEAD 2.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Dan Brenic, one of the show hosts from the Netflix N Swill podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: TheCloverfieldParadox.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:56am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on centerfolds!  When a high school senior (Zach Cregger) awakens from a four year coma, he embarks on a cross country trip with his best friend (Trevor Moore) to meet his old girlfriend (Raquel Alessi) who has become a Playboy centerfold.  What follows are 90 minutes of crude sexist jokes, poop humor, call in a favor cameos, and actor Craig Robinson as a rap star without a penis.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: MissMarch.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:01am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers are back for 2018 and trying to find their mummies!  When a military treasure hunter (Tom Cruise) unwittingly releases an ancient evil in the form of mummy Sofia Boutella, he spends the rest of the running time trying to escape her curse.  What follows are 110 minutes of franchise building subplots, smart characters doing dumb things, uneven CGI effects, and actor Russell Crowe saddled with at least three films worth of exposition.

Here's the TRAILER.

Rejoining us back in the Restroom this year is Kris Anger, one of the original SRC co-flushers.

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Direct download: TheMummy.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:11am EST
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