Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on lame superheroes!  When the Silver Surfer (Laurence Fishburne) shows up on Earth as a harbinger for a planet eating cloud called Galactus, it's up to the Fantastic Four to stop him.  What follows are 92 minutes of unfinished CGI, bad practical effects, boring action sequences, and Jessica Alba decked out like a living sex doll.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Dave from the Super Movie Bros. podcast.

Here's the Hollywood Reporter story about Stan Lee we mentioned on the show: EXCELSIOR!

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Direct download: FantasticFourRiseOfTheSilverSurfer.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:27am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a riptide!  When a ruthless business woman (Priyanka Chopra) wants to control all the real estate in a South California bay, it's up to Mitch Buchannon (Dwayne Johnson) and his team of lifeguards to stop her.  What follows are 116 minutes of obvious source material references, lame penis gags, green screen actions scenes, and actor Zac Efron looking like a mannequin from a bro douche clothing store.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: Baywatch.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:04am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a Monkey's Paw!  When a high school student (Joey King) discovers a Chinese wishpot found by her trash picking father (Ryan Phillippe), she begins making wishes to change her life, only to find they come with deadly consequences.  What follows are 90 minutes of cheap looking props, day player deaths, PINK PANTHER acting, and actress Sherilyn Fenn desperate to make a mortgage payment.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: WishUpon.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:55am EST
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