Soiled Restroom Cinema
You like bad movies? REALLY bad movies? You've come to the right podcast. Since 2013 Honor Knight and his cavalcade of Cinematic Flushers add their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd. Go listen now!!

Happy Halloween!  The Cinematic Flushers take on one pesky flesh eating virus as LOTR's Sean Astin headlines a cast of pretty, no name actors who literally fall to pieces as they run around a deserted island over the course of the running time. Sadly, there was no cabin anywhere to be found.

Direct download: cabinfeverpatientzero.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:50am EST

The Cinematic Flushers tackle Asylum Film's take on the Sleeping Beauty fairy tale, insisting that's chock full of deplorable acting and poorly rendered CGI monsters that never existed in the orginial text.  Starship Trooper's Casper Van Dien headlines a cast that includes most of his own family.  Freelance journalist and author Talia Soghomonian joins us as our special guest for this nepotism mess.

Direct download: sleepingbeauty.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:03pm EST

The Cinematic Flushers take on a bunch of Texas cannibals in a lame redux of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre that's sure to leave you with abdominal distress.  Ali Faulkner (The Secret Village) headlines four young adults being terrorized by a group of flesh eating, Lost Boys rejects that ultimately leads to restaging entire scenes previously seen in the decades old (and far better) Texas Chainsaw Massacre. A strong stomach is required to ingest this cinematic turd.

Direct download: butcherboys.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:00pm EST