Soiled Restroom Cinema
You like bad movies? REALLY bad movies? You've come to the right podcast. Since 2013 Honor Knight and his cavalcade of Cinematic Flushers add their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd. Go listen now!!

The Cinematic Flushers take on Hall & Oates!  Two aspiring 80's songwriters (Barrett Crake, Myko Olivier) form an R&B duo that leads them to instant fame and fortune, only to crash and burn over the woman they love.  This one joke premise gets stretched to a mind numbing 88 minutes.  Thankfully, there are a few marginally amusing musical numbers to help soften the blow.

You can check out the Rapunzel position video mentioned in the show HERE.

Direct download: eternitythemovie.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:59am EST

The Cinematic Flushers take on trading card aliens!  When the Earth falls under attack from some goofy CGI Martians, it's up the the US President (Jack Nicholson) and an overstuffed cast of characters to stop the invasion and save the day.  Sadly, this one joke, Tim Burton snoozefest goes on much longer than it should.

Paul "The Cinematic Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast joins us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out.

Direct download: marsattacks.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:42am EST

The Cinematic Flushers take on an 80's cartoon!  Fame an fortune come calling for Jem (Aubrey Peeples) when her soul sisters post ONE YouTube video showcasing her marginal talent with a guitar.  It doesn't take long for a record executive (Juliette Lewis) to show up at her doorstep with a contract offer.  If you were a fan of the beloved 80's cartoon, get ready to have you expectations drastically lowered.

American freelance journalist and author Talia Soghomonian joins us via France as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out.

Direct download: jemandtheholograms.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:51am EST

The Cinematic Flushers take on the unfunny old west!  A group of half brothers (led by death-to-comedy Adam Sandler) embark on a robbery spree in a effort to come up with ransom money to save their kidnapped father (Nick Nolte).  Nearly two hours of racist jokes and lame gags follow in this Netflix produced nightmare.  Mel Brooks, this ain't.

Direct download: theridiculoussix.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:06am EST