Soiled Restroom Cinema
You like bad movies? REALLY bad movies? You've come to the right podcast. Since 2013 Honor Knight and his cavalcade of Cinematic Flushers add their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd. Go listen now!!

The Cinematic Flushers take on Brett Ratner mutants!  When Magneto (Ian McKellen) and a back-from-the-dead Jean Grey (Famke Janssen) plan to wipe out a mutant cure before it wipes them out for good, it's up to the 2006 roster of X-Men to stop them once and for all.  Plenty of unnecessary character deaths and lame fight sequences to follow.

Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team this time out are Biff Tannen and Undies of Wondy from the Brotherhood of Evil Geeks.

Direct download: xmenthelaststand.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:45am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on animated turkeys!  When a Presidential pardoned turkey named Reggie (Owen Wilson) meets up with another turkey named Jake (Woody Harrelson), the feathered pair travel back in time to the first Thanksgiving in an effort to get themselves off the holiday menu.  Many stale jokes and lame animation to follow.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast, and social media manager Steph Wanamaker.

Direct download: freebirds.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:42am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a Vortex Manipulator!  When an overgrown teenager (Jesse Bradford) finds a time freezing watch, he does what any horny teen would do and uses it to impress the local hottie (Paula Garces).  Unfortunately, he also attracts the attention of some shadowy government agents led by Kyle Reese (Michael Biehn). Many lame chase sequences and un-special effects demo reels to follow.

Our special guest this time out is Doug Aschliman, one of the hosts for the Movie Madness podcast.  Movie Madness covers all the latest releases, classic films, and guilty pleasures with a healthy dose of criticism, insight, and humor.

Direct download: clockstoppers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:42am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Captain America!  When a selfish screenwriter (Chris Evans) finally meets the girl of his dreams (Michelle Monaghan), he must first get out of his own way in order to be with her.  He accomplishes this with a LOT of costume changes, goofy friends, and pointless meta narration.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul "The Cinematic Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

Direct download: playingitcool.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:31am EST
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