Soiled Restroom Cinema
You like bad movies? REALLY bad movies? You've come to the right podcast. Since 2013 Honor Knight and his cavalcade of Cinematic Flushers add their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd. Go listen now!!

The Cinematic Flushers take on a serial killer!  When a child survivor (Mila Kunis) of Patrick Bateman's killing spree grows up, she continues his bloody work to eliminate anyone who stands in her way of landing a coveted assistant teaching position for a renowned college professor (William Shatner).  What follows are a lot a bad narration, off screen kills, and Shatner doing his best Shatner.

Our special guest this time out is Quinton Wilde, a stand up comedian from Colombia, South Carolina.  Wilde has performed in such venues as the Art Bar, New Brookland Tavern, and the Comedy Zone.

Direct download: americanpsycho2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:19am EST

The Cinematic Flushers take on bad cinematic luck!  When two New Yorkers (Lindsay Lohan, Chris Pine) share a magical kiss at a masquerade party, their luck gets switched, leading to many unfunny Looney Tunes styled scenarios. 

Here are Lohan's red carpet pic and poster for her upcoming low budget turd that were mentioned on the show.

Direct download: justmyluck.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:29am EST

The Cinematic Flushers take on CGI ghostbusting!  When a Boston cop (pre-DEADPOOL Ryan Reynolds) gets killed by his partner (Kevin Bacon), he gets a second chance to fight crime in the afterlife by teaming up with and 1800's cowboy (Jeff Bridges).  Many dull action scenes, one liners, and CGI effects to follow.

Joining us as our special guest this time out is veteran actress (and returning favorite), Maria Olsen.  Miss Olsen has over 150 credits to her name, including PERCY JACKSON, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, and the critically acclaimed indie film, STARRY EYES.

Direct download: ripd.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:31am EST

The Cinematic Flushers take on Queensland!  When a thief (John Cusack) kidnaps a former race car driver (Thomas Jane), non-action ensues as they rob a bank, then drive across half of Australia, talking nonstop as they evade various stock villain and cop characters who are hot on their trail.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Biff Tannen and Arthur Harkness from The Brotherhood of Evil Geeks.

Direct download: drivehard.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:29am EST