Soiled Restroom Cinema
You like bad movies? REALLY bad movies? You've come to the right podcast. Since 2013 Honor Knight and his cavalcade of Cinematic Flushers add their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd. Go listen now!!

The Cinematic Flushers take on tree farts!  When random people in the northeast US start killing themselves in the most graphic ways possible, it's up to a high school science teacher (Mark Wahlberg) and his wife (Zooey Deschanel) to run around the greater PA landscape to find a reason behind the madness before it's too late.  What follows are 90 minutes of clueless characters, tree farts, and pointless encounters.

Our special guest this time out is actor/screenwriter Edward DeRuiter.  DeRuiter's past credits include MERCENARIES (SRC 058), BUDDY HUTCHINS, and ICE SHARKS.  You can follow him on Twitter @edwardderuiter.

Direct download: thehappening.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:04am EST

The Cinematic Flushers take on Bulgarian cops!  When a former race car driver (Ethan Hawke) is forced to drive through a series of criminal hoops for an Euro-trash voiced villain (Jon Voight) in order to save his wife, he must find a way to stop him with the help of Selena Gomez while continuously driving around greater Bulgaria. What follows are a LOT of boring car chases, obvious dialogue, and the worst police force in Europe.

Direct download: getaway.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:23am EST

The Cinematic Flushers take on action figures!  When the evil Cobra Command plans to use a series of nanomite warheads to wipe out millions and upset the balance of power in the world, it's up to the elite action figure fighting force of G.I. Joe to stop them.  What follows are two hours of migraine inducing plot, characters, action scenes, and CGI effects.  You're better off playing with your Star Wars action figures instead, or yourself, for that matter.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are content creator Sara Polton, and Paul "G.I. Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

Direct download: gijoeriseofcobra.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:16am EST

The Cinematic Flushers take on green screen Heaven!  When a Texas minister (Hayden Christensen) gets into a devastating car accident, he fights his way back to life with his wife (Kate Bosworth) and family by his side.  However, you'll have to wait until nearly the end of the running time for Christensen to explain what happened in the title of the film.  It's definitely not worth the wait.  Trust us.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is content creator, Sara Polton.

Direct download: 90minutesinheaven.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:26am EST

The Cinematic Flushers take on 3D CGI gore!  When a young woman (Adelaide Clemens) discovers she's one half of an evil entity (also Clemens), she makes a journey to the burned out town of Silent Hill to save her father (Sean Bean) before he dies a typical Sean Bean death.  What follows are a lot of lame CGI 3D effects, lack of any decent scares, and one scene performances from actors who should know better.

Special guests this time out are Branden Haize and Anthony Dynar, the hosts of the LOW SCORE show on YouTube.  Low Score essentially does for crappy videogames what we do for crappy films here in the Restroom.  Check them out!

Direct download: silenthillrevelation.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:18am EST