Soiled Restroom Cinema
You like bad movies? REALLY bad movies? You've come to the right podcast. Since 2013 Honor Knight and his cavalcade of Cinematic Flushers add their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd. Go listen now!!

The Cinematic Flushers take on sword fighting vampires!  When a group of Hot Topic bloodsuckers (led by Parker Posey) locates the Ultimate Vampire (Dominic Purcell) in Iraq and restores him to life so he can wipe out humanity, it's up to tax evading vampire killer Blade (Wesley Snipes) to put a stop to him.  What follows are nearly two hours of slow motion walking, goofy fight scenes, and constant Deadpool styled wisecracks from Ryan Reynolds.

Joining us as part of our co-flushing team this time out are content creator Sara Polton, and BlokeBusters podcast host, Paul "The Vampire Hawk" Hawkins.

Direct download: bladetrinity.mp3
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