Soiled Restroom Cinema
You like bad movies? REALLY bad movies? You've come to the right podcast. Since 2013 Honor Knight and his cavalcade of Cinematic Flushers add their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd. Go listen now!!

SCARY TURDS month continues!  The Cinematic Flushers take on the marijuana munchies!  When an evil bong encounters an evil cookie, it's up to a head shop owner (John Patrick Jordan) and a bakery store owner (Robin Sydney) to set things right before it's too late.  What follows are 80 minutes of endless flashback scenes, unfunny jokes, strip club boomies, and puppeteering so bad it's better suited to a lame, Jeff Dunham comedy special.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is David the Producer from The Unwritable Rant podcast.

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Direct download: gingerbreadmanvsevilbong.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:54am EST
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It's SCARY TURDS month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on crazy mamas!  When a secretary (Ann Heche) steals four hundred grand from her employer and flees town, her escape is interrupted when she encounters a homicidal clerk with mommy issues (Vince Vaughn) at a roadside motel.  What follows are 105 minutes of camera shots, sets, performances, and costumes you've already seen in the original.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul "The Cinematic Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

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Direct download: psycho.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:48am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on button mashing!  When a group of friends (Frankie Muniz among them) find themselves at the mercy of a videogame that kills in real life, they must uncover the mystery before it's too late.  What follows are 85 minutes of connect the dots plot, zero scares, low budget CGI effects, exposition dump characters, and actor Jimmi Simpson channeling his inner Ryan Reynolds to the point of a lawsuit being filed for personality infringement.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Anthony Dynar, one of the Low Score boys from YouTube's TortureVision channel, and his podcasting sidekick, Gay Dave.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: stayalive.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:44am EST
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It's SCARY TURDS month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on back brace stalking!  When three college friends (Katee Sackhoff among them) get selected to spend a night in the old Michael Myers house as part of a reality series run by Busta Rhymes, they quickly find out he's still alive and seeking vengeance.  What follows are 94 minutes of bloodless kills, disposable characters, rap star acting, and actress Jamie Lee Curtis showing up just long enough to collect her monthly supply of Activia.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is actress Jessica Cameron, whose numerous credits include, TRUTH OR DARE, MANIA, and her own YouTube reality series with partner Heather Dorff called, SCREAM QUEEN STREAM.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes.

Direct download: halloweenresurrection.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:18am EST
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