Soiled Restroom Cinema
You like bad movies? REALLY bad movies? You've come to the right podcast. Since 2013 Honor Knight and his cavalcade of Cinematic Flushers add their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd. Go listen now!!

The Cinematic Flushers take on Blue Steel!  When two former supermodels (Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson) are called back to the fashion world after a self imposed exile, they find themselves embroiled in the middle of an assassination plot.  What follows are 101 minutes of clown car cameos, stale jokes, clueless performances, and Will Ferrell showing up and hour late into film to collect a quick paycheck.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Anthony Dynar, former co-host for YouTube's Torturevision channel, and current owner of ToDye salon in Tempe, Arizona.

Special shoutout to Spotify fan Jason Grace for suggesting this turd to flush!  We love feedback, so email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your own suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: Zoolander2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:05am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on CGI dinosaurs!  When a genetically modified dinosaur escapes from his enclosure, it's up to a dino wrangler (Chris Pratt) and the theme park's CEO (Bryce Dallas Howard) to stop it before it eats all the guests within the now fully operating park.  What follows are 124 minutes of action figure acting, obvious villains, forehead slapping plot mechanics, and Howard trucking through the jungle in low heeled shoes like a velociraptor across a tiled floor.

Here's the TRAILER.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: JurassicWorld.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:56am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers go on a witch hunt!  When two witch hunting siblings (Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton) encounter a grand witch (Famke Janssen) while protecting a small town, they uncover a dark secret to their past.  What follows are 88 minutes of cosplay props, EVIL DEAD makeup effects, HOME ALONE styled blunt trauma, and Janssen unleashing her inner, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE?

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is veteran actress Maria Olsen, whose prolific filmography includes PERCY JACKSON, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, and AMERICAN HORROR STORY, among many others.

You can find Maria's Cat Creations apparel mentioned on the show HERE.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: HanselAndGretelWitchHunters.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:29am EDT
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