Soiled Restroom Cinema (general)
You like bad movies? REALLY bad movies? You've come to the right podcast. Since 2013 Honor Knight and his cavalcade of Cinematic Flushers add their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd. Go listen now!!

The Cinematic Flusher take on 80's fantasy!  When a warrior (Lee Horsely) is asked to save a kingdom from a brutal tyrant (Richard Lynch), he finds himself up against an entire army and an evil sorcerer (Richard Moll).  

Cinematic Flushers Copper Yuenger and Paul Hawkins join Honor Knight as they Amish beard up to flush this medieval cinematic turd.

Special guests include Degenerate John and Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast!

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Direct download: The_Sword_And_The_Sorcerer-auphonic.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:04am EDT

It's Amish Paradise time!  When a young woman (Emily Bader) travels to a secluded Amish community to film a documentary about her mother, she stumbles across a Devil's cult that wants her to stay around long after filming is completed.  

Cinematic Flushers Copper Yuenger and Paul Hawkins join Honor Knight as they churn some poop to flush this Amish turd.

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Direct download: PA_Next_Of_Kin-auphonic.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:23am EDT

It's Jingle Turds month!  When three urban explorers stumble into an abandoned holiday theme park, they team up with a forgotten Santa Claus (Barry Bostwick) to stop a rampaging Krampus before it's too late.  Welcome to SLAY BELLES!

Cinematic Flushers Copper Yuenger and Paul Hawkins join Honor Knight as they lube up their candy canes to flush this Xmas turd.

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Direct download: Slay_Belles-auphonic.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:07am EDT

Ready for a racist action turd?  Jennifer Garner headlines PEPPERMINT, a 2018 revenge film where she watches her husband and daughter get gunned down by an "evil" Mexican drug cartel, only to return five years later and kill every "evil" Mexican in greater Los Angeles.

Cinematic Flushers Copper Yuenger and Paul Hawkins join Honor Knight as they sharpen their badass killer skills to flush this cinematic turd.

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Direct download: Peppermint-auphonic.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:51pm EDT

When a Detroit police officer (Ed Helms) teams up with a foul mouth kid (Terrence Little Gardenhigh) to take down a drug kingpin, what follows are a slew of unfunny racial jokes and situations better suited for a Republican conference.

Actress Brandi Aguliar joins cinematic flushers Copper Yuenger, Paul Hawkins, and Honor Knight as they lube up their nightsticks to flush COFFEE & KAREEM.

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Direct download: CoffeeAndKareem-auphonic.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:24pm EDT

Happy Turkey Day!  When a murderous turkey puppet goes on a Thanksgiving quest to find a lost sequel film, only one human (Daniel Usaj) and a group of crass puppets stand in his way.

Actress Brandi Aguliar joins cinematics flushers Copper Yuenger, Paul Hawkins, and Honor Knight as they cranberry sauce up to flush THANKSKILLING 3.

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Direct download: Thankskilling_3-auphonic.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:18pm EDT

When Michael Myers refuses to die, he turns Haddonfield Illinois into a living Hell as he slaughters everyone in his sight while Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) recovers in a hospital bed.  It's HALLOWEEN KILLS, where reboot sequels go to die.

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Direct download: Halloween_Kills-auphonic.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:37pm EDT

Scary Turds month continues!  DJ Chilly Billy (Corey Taylor) and his sidekick Paul (Zach Galligan) spin crappy tales of terror on Halloween night from a radio station in Conyers, Georgia.  It's, BAD CANDY, and "bad" doesn't even begin to describe this cinematic turd.

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Direct download: Bad_Candy-auphonic.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:07pm EDT

Scary Turds month continues with a HALLOWEEN reboot!  When spree killer Michael Myers escapes from a mental institution after his first rampage 40 years prior, it's up to a now adult Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) to stop him for good.

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Direct download: Halloween.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:25pm EDT

It's Scary Turds month!  This week the Cinematic Flushers get into each other's minds to flush Neil Blomkamps' boring demon possession turd, DEMONIC.  When a young woman (Carly Pope) is asked by a medical facility to help her comatose mother, she quickly finds herself on a highway to demon hell.

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Direct download: Demonic.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:37pm EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on Glenn Frey!  When cosmic rays create a bunch of super villains, it's up to a scientist (Octavia Spencer) and her obnoxious childhood friend (Melissa McCarthy) to develop superpowers of their own in order to save their city.

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Direct download: Thunder_Force.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:52pm EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on red hooker boots!  When a failed business tycoon (Pedro Pascal) discovers an ancient Dreamstone that grants wishes, it's up to Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) and her former lover Steve Trevor (Chris Pine) to stop him before the world spins into chaos.

Joining us this time out as part of our extended co-flushing team are Paul Hawkins from the Blokebusters podcast, and Copper Yuenger from the Life Under The Laundry Pile podcast.

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Direct download: Wonder_Woman_1984.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:14am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on dragon farts! When a reclusive animal doctor (Robert Downey Jr) is called upon by a dying Queen of England, he embarks on a perilous journey with an entourage of animals in an effort to save her.

Extended co-flushers this time out include Paul Hawkins from the Blokebusters podcast, and Donna Lee Hum from the Varmints! podcast.

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Direct download: Dolittle.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:40pm EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on a Haunted Mansion ghost!  When an LA case worker (Linda Cardellini) investigates a case of child abuse, her two children fall victim to a vengeful Mexican spirit.  What follows are 93 minutes of under lit sets, autopilot scares, and expositional priests. 

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is actress Brandi Aguilar, who can currently be seen in the Amazon thriller, CLICKBAIT.  She also hosts her own YouTube channel called, Weird Brandi Productions.

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Direct download: thecurseoflallorona.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:40pm EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on Evil Superman!  When a Kansas couple (Elizabeth Banks, David Denman) find an infant in the woods near their home after a meteor crash, they raise the child (Jackson A. Dunn) as their own until it begins to display superhuman powers and decides to kill everyone in sight.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins from the Blokebusters podcast.

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Direct download: brightburn.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:15am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on crappy dinner theater!  When a group of strangers embark on a mystery train, they get more than they bargained for when a robbery causes a derailment, which leads to a rubber suit monster killing them off one by one.  Veteran actor Lance Henriksen shows up long enough to unload some backstory and collect a paycheck.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, hosts of the Steel Cage Radio podcast.

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Direct download: drailed.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:31am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Right Hand Of Doom!  When Hellboy (David Harbour) discovers a centuries old British witch (Milla Jovovich) has it in for mankind, it's up to him and the BRPD to stop her before she unleashes monsters upon the world.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Donna Lee Hume, one half of both the Varmints! and Soapy Madams podcasts.

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Direct download: hellboymix.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:30am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Kessel Run!  When a young Han Solo (Alden Ehrenreich) escapes his home planet to save his girlfriend (Emilia Clarke), he finds more than he bargained for when he encounters backstabbing smugglers, Wookies, a famous ship, and a newly founded rebellion against the Empire.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins from the Blokebusters podcast.

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Direct download: soloastarwarsstory.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:22am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on Blue Steel!  When two former supermodels (Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson) are called back to the fashion world after a self imposed exile, they find themselves embroiled in the middle of an assassination plot.  What follows are 101 minutes of clown car cameos, stale jokes, clueless performances, and Will Ferrell showing up and hour late into film to collect a quick paycheck.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Anthony Dynar, former co-host for YouTube's Torturevision channel, and current owner of ToDye salon in Tempe, Arizona.

Special shoutout to Spotify fan Jason Grace for suggesting this turd to flush!  We love feedback, so email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your own suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: Zoolander2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:05am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on CGI dinosaurs!  When a genetically modified dinosaur escapes from his enclosure, it's up to a dino wrangler (Chris Pratt) and the theme park's CEO (Bryce Dallas Howard) to stop it before it eats all the guests within the now fully operating park.  What follows are 124 minutes of action figure acting, obvious villains, forehead slapping plot mechanics, and Howard trucking through the jungle in low heeled shoes like a velociraptor across a tiled floor.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: JurassicWorld.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:56am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers go on a witch hunt!  When two witch hunting siblings (Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton) encounter a grand witch (Famke Janssen) while protecting a small town, they uncover a dark secret to their past.  What follows are 88 minutes of cosplay props, EVIL DEAD makeup effects, HOME ALONE styled blunt trauma, and Janssen unleashing her inner, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE?

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is veteran actress Maria Olsen, whose prolific filmography includes PERCY JACKSON, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, and AMERICAN HORROR STORY, among many others.

You can find Maria's Cat Creations apparel mentioned on the show HERE.

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Direct download: HanselAndGretelWitchHunters.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:29am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on the chicken dance!  When a contractor (Adam Sandler) must coordinate the week of his older daughter's wedding, chaos ensues as family members and problems begin to pile up.  What follows are 116 minute of stale racial humor, obvious practical gags, unfunny characters, and comedian Chris Rock looking visibly ill for most of the running time.

Here's the TRAILER.

Here's the ARTICLE about double amputee Jim Barone we mentioned on the show.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

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Direct download: TheWeekOf.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:17am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on a cyber god!  When a scientist (Johnny Depp) is fatally injured in a terrorist attack, his wife (Rebecca Hall) uploads his conscience into a computer.  What follows are 119 minutes of hangover acting, LAWNMOWER MAN plot mechanics, clueless characters, and actress Kate Mara decked out like a trailer park day stripper.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: Transcendence.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:56am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on fat suits!  When an LA womanizer (Ryan Reynolds) returns to his home town at Christmas, he must find a way to win over the love of his former best friend (Amy Smart).  What follows are 96 minutes of body shaming humor, bad wigs, unlikable characters, and actress Anna Faris performing at a nosebleed inducing 11.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is doctor Colleen Mullen, a San Diego based therapist and host of the Coaching Through Chaos podcast.

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Direct download: JustFriends.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:27am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on lame superheroes!  When the Silver Surfer (Laurence Fishburne) shows up on Earth as a harbinger for a planet eating cloud called Galactus, it's up to the Fantastic Four to stop him.  What follows are 92 minutes of unfinished CGI, bad practical effects, boring action sequences, and Jessica Alba decked out like a living sex doll.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Dave from the Super Movie Bros. podcast.

Here's the Hollywood Reporter story about Stan Lee we mentioned on the show: EXCELSIOR!

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Direct download: FantasticFourRiseOfTheSilverSurfer.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:27am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on a riptide!  When a ruthless business woman (Priyanka Chopra) wants to control all the real estate in a South California bay, it's up to Mitch Buchannon (Dwayne Johnson) and his team of lifeguards to stop her.  What follows are 116 minutes of obvious source material references, lame penis gags, green screen actions scenes, and actor Zac Efron looking like a mannequin from a bro douche clothing store.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast.

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Direct download: Baywatch.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:04am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on a Monkey's Paw!  When a high school student (Joey King) discovers a Chinese wishpot found by her trash picking father (Ryan Phillippe), she begins making wishes to change her life, only to find they come with deadly consequences.  What follows are 90 minutes of cheap looking props, day player deaths, PINK PANTHER acting, and actress Sherilyn Fenn desperate to make a mortgage payment.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: WishUpon.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:55am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on cell phone apps!  When a multi faced emoji named Gene (T.J. Miller) accidentally send the wrong face to his owner's phone, he embarks on a journey of discovery to correct the problem.  What follows are 86 minutes of stale jokes, embarrassing character voices, shameless product placement, and talk show host James Corden doing more upstaging than Miss Piggy on THE MUPPET SHOW.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

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Direct download: TheEmojiMovie.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:03am EDT

It's NETFLIX N SHART!  The Cinematic Flushers take on alternate dimensions!  When a group of scientists aboard a space station unwittingly find themselves trapped in an alternate dimension while searching for a new source of energy for a dying Earth, they must find a way home and save their planet.  What follows are 102 minutes of what-the-hell plot points, b-movie acting, shameless franchise branding, and actor Chris O'Dowd chasing his own severed arm around ala EVIL DEAD 2.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Dan Brenic, one of the show hosts from the Netflix N Swill podcast.

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Direct download: TheCloverfieldParadox.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:56am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on centerfolds!  When a high school senior (Zach Cregger) awakens from a four year coma, he embarks on a cross country trip with his best friend (Trevor Moore) to meet his old girlfriend (Raquel Alessi) who has become a Playboy centerfold.  What follows are 90 minutes of crude sexist jokes, poop humor, call in a favor cameos, and actor Craig Robinson as a rap star without a penis.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: MissMarch.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:01am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers are back for 2018 and trying to find their mummies!  When a military treasure hunter (Tom Cruise) unwittingly releases an ancient evil in the form of mummy Sofia Boutella, he spends the rest of the running time trying to escape her curse.  What follows are 110 minutes of franchise building subplots, smart characters doing dumb things, uneven CGI effects, and actor Russell Crowe saddled with at least three films worth of exposition.

Here's the TRAILER.

Rejoining us back in the Restroom this year is Kris Anger, one of the original SRC co-flushers.

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Direct download: TheMummy.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:11am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on puppet reindeer!  When Santa Claus (David Huddleston) and his old lady freeze to death at the North Pole, they are taken in by a group of toy making elves and tasked with delivering toys to children worldwide.  What follows are 107 minutes of rear screen projection flying effects, elven sweatshop, terrible child acting, and actor John Lithgow chewing more scenery than termites at a timber festival.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guests this time out are Low Score's Anthony Dynar and his cinematic turd flushing sidekick, Gay Dave.

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Direct download: santaclausthemovie.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:10am EDT

JINGLE TURDS month continues!  The Cinematic Flushers take on a holiday home invasion!  When a wealthy ad man (Ben Affleck) visits his childhood home, he hires the family living there to keep him company for Christmas.  What follows are 90 minutes of sitcom level plot twists, manic acting, obvious studio sets, and THE SOPRANOS James Gandolfini looking like he was held at gunpoint for the entire shoot.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Copper Yuenger from the Life Under The Laundry Pile podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: survivingchristmas.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:30am EDT

JINGLE TURDS month continues!  The Cinematic Flushers take on a Kool Aid Santa!  When an evil version of the Claus legend (Bill Goldberg) returns to earth after a thousand years of giving joy, he proceeds to slaughter all the residents in a small Canadian town.  It's up to a young boy (Douglas Smith) and his magical grandpa (Robert Culp) to stop him.  What follows are 78 minutes of C cup boomies, lame practical effects, D list cameos, and pro wrestler Goldberg steamrolling through all of his scenes like he was desperate to get to a restroom.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: santasslay.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:22am EDT

It's JINGLE TURDS month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on Nazi puppet elves!  When a young woman (Julie Austin) accidentally unleashes an evil elf around the holidays, she must team up with an ex-cop (Dan Haggerty) in order to set things right.  What follows are 91 minutes of bad acting, sexual assault, cat homicide, horrendous special effects, and actor Haggerty smoking enough cigarettes to put the Marlboro Man to shame.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins, co-host of the BlokeBusters podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: elves.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:25am EDT

Happy Turkey Day!  The Cinematic Flushers take on parkour robbers!  When an overweight security guard (Kevin James) finds himself trapped in a mall with a group of thieves on Black Friday, he attempts to take them out and impress the girl of his dreams (Jayma Mays).  What follows are 91 minutes of lame fat jokes, painfully unfunny physical gags, radio station soundtrack, and Mays looking like she filmed all her scenes at gunpoint.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: paulblartmallcop.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:46am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on superhero fetish cosplay!  When a blind lawyer/vigilante (Ben Affleck) encounters a mysterious woman (Jennifer Garner), he finds himself at odds with a notorious crime lord (Michael Clarke Duncan).  What follows are 103 minutes of wirework stunts, CGI doubles, BDSM costumes, and actor Colin Farrell decked out like a prison tattoo artist.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is author, historian, and podcast host, Jay Sandlin.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes.

Direct download: daredevil.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:47am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on videogame angels!  When a fallen cop (Mark Wahlberg) goes after the man who killed his wife and child, he uncovers a conspiracy involving an illegal government drug.  What follows are 100 minutes of constipated acting, CGI snowfalls, green screen backgrounds, check your pulse pacing, and Mila Kunis trying to act tougher than a Bratz doll.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: maxpayne.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:22am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on Frozen Thor!  When the Ice Queen (Emily Blunt) seeks out Snow White's magic mirror in order to conqueror the world, it's up to two huntsmen (Chris Hemsworth, Jessica Chastain) to embark on a quest to stop her.  What follows are 116 minutes of unnecessary backstory, bad wigs, perfume ad acting, absentee lead characters, and Chastain sporting a Lucky the Leprechaun accent.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Donna Lee Hume, one half of the non-animal expert team from the Varmints! podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes.

Direct download: thehuntsmanwinterswar.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:03am EDT

SCARY TURDS month continues!  The Cinematic Flushers take on the marijuana munchies!  When an evil bong encounters an evil cookie, it's up to a head shop owner (John Patrick Jordan) and a bakery store owner (Robin Sydney) to set things right before it's too late.  What follows are 80 minutes of endless flashback scenes, unfunny jokes, strip club boomies, and puppeteering so bad it's better suited to a lame, Jeff Dunham comedy special.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is David the Producer from The Unwritable Rant podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us as signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: gingerbreadmanvsevilbong.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:54am EDT

It's SCARY TURDS month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on crazy mamas!  When a secretary (Ann Heche) steals four hundred grand from her employer and flees town, her escape is interrupted when she encounters a homicidal clerk with mommy issues (Vince Vaughn) at a roadside motel.  What follows are 105 minutes of camera shots, sets, performances, and costumes you've already seen in the original.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul "The Cinematic Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

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Direct download: psycho.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:48am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on button mashing!  When a group of friends (Frankie Muniz among them) find themselves at the mercy of a videogame that kills in real life, they must uncover the mystery before it's too late.  What follows are 85 minutes of connect the dots plot, zero scares, low budget CGI effects, exposition dump characters, and actor Jimmi Simpson channeling his inner Ryan Reynolds to the point of a lawsuit being filed for personality infringement.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Anthony Dynar, one of the Low Score boys from YouTube's TortureVision channel, and his podcasting sidekick, Gay Dave.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: stayalive.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:44am EDT

It's SCARY TURDS month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on back brace stalking!  When three college friends (Katee Sackhoff among them) get selected to spend a night in the old Michael Myers house as part of a reality series run by Busta Rhymes, they quickly find out he's still alive and seeking vengeance.  What follows are 94 minutes of bloodless kills, disposable characters, rap star acting, and actress Jamie Lee Curtis showing up just long enough to collect her monthly supply of Activia.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is actress Jessica Cameron, whose numerous credits include, TRUTH OR DARE, MANIA, and her own YouTube reality series with partner Heather Dorff called, SCREAM QUEEN STREAM.

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Direct download: halloweenresurrection.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:18am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Hawaiian Gods!  When a celebrated military contractor (Bradley Cooper) returns to Hawaii on business, he ends up reconnecting with an old flame (Rachel McAdams) and falls his military liaison (Emma Stone).  What follows are 105 minutes of zero chemistry romance, HAWAII FIVE-O locations, Kenny Powers with a buzzcut, and actors Bill Murray and Alec Baldwin showing up just long enough to enjoy their Hawaiian vacation.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guests this time out are Copper Yuenger & Heather Yates Boudreaux from the Life Under The Laundry Pile podcast.

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Direct download: aloha.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:42am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on low budget Deadpool!  When Marvel's favorite mutant (Hugh Jackman) leaves his home as a boy, he embarks on a lifelong journey of discovery while battling his more savage brother (Liev Schreiber) along the way.  What follows are 107 minutes of wirework fight scenes, unfinished CGI effects, rage acting, and actor Ryan Reynolds pregaming his Deadpool character in the worst possible version of that character.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is author and historian, Jay Sandlin. In addition to his first children's book, Little Wolfie Of Riverhill School, Sandlin is also the host of a brand new podcast called, #WhoWouldWin, which pits various heroes and villains against each other in fictional battles.

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Direct download: xmenoriginswolverine.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:34am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on evil cell phone reception!  When a worldwide cell phone attack transforms humans into rampaging zombies, two men (John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson) band together in an effort to find Cusack's missing wife and son.  What follows are 98 minutes of WALKING DEAD extras, poor CGI effects, zero chemistry acting, and veteran actor Stacy Keach showing up just long enough to pay off his yacht.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: cell.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:11am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on cultural appropriation!  When a cyborg operative (Scarlett Johannson) is tasked to find who's killing employees of a high level robotics corporation, she uncovers clues to her past life as a human.  What follows are 107 minutes of whitewash casting, boring action scenes, do-it-yourself wigs, and veteran actress Juliette Binoche showing up just long enough to make her next mortgage payment.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

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Direct download: ghostintheshell.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:51am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on green screen!  When a rookie cop (Gabriel Macht) is brought back to life by the villainous Octopus (Samuel L. Jackson), he becomes a shadowy crime fighter in an effort to stop Octopus from drinking the blood of Hercules and becoming immortal.  What follows are 103 minutes of painfully sexist dialogue, nausea inducing visuals, overdressed costumes, and Jackson chewing so much scenery they needed to use a green screen as a set.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: thespirit.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:05am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on talking toys!  When a young boy (Gregory Smith) encounters a group of sentient toy soldiers waging war on a group of gentle toy monsters after a military grade microchip implant, he must find a way to save the monsters and his town before it's too late.  What follows are 110 minutes of boring CGI characters, lazy screenwriting, endless war references, and a young Kirsten Dunst going up against some vengeful Barbie dolls.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: smallsoldiers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:22am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on Christmas Carol ghosts!  When a womanizing photographer (Matthew McConaughey) encounters three spirits on the weekend wedding of his only brother (Breckin Meyer), he's offer a chance at redemption in order to finally fall in love with his lifelong friend (Jennifer Garner).  What follows are 100 minutes of misogynistic one liners, female sex objects, warmed over romance, and Garner looking like she was forced to utter all of her dialogue at gunpoint.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is actress Meredith Thomas, who previously assisted with the flushing of her own film, SHARK WEEK.  Some of her more recent credits include THE WRONG CRUSH, ANGIE TRIBECA, and A CHRISTMAS IN VERMONT.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:24am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on animated assassins!  When a futuristic killer (Charlize Theron) is assigned to eliminate the head of a dystopian society (Marton Csokas), she uncovers a mystery as to the true origins of her people.  What follows are 93 minutes of bad costumes, CGI pinballs, obvious wire work, and veteran actor Pete Postlethwaite decked out as a giant circumcised penis.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: aeonflux.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:35am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on pulp fiction!  When an 1800's Calvary man (Taylor Kitsch) finds an alien medallion in a cave, he's teleported to ancient Mars where he finds himself in the middle of a CGI alien war for control of the planet.  What follows are a grueling 132 minutes of overloaded mythologies, bland romance, bronze tanner, kid friendly creatures, and actress Lynn Collins decked out like she's a weekend belly dancer at a cheap Indian restaurant.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is author and historian Jay Sandlin.  Jay is the creator and founder of The Novel Comics: Alternate History.  With Superheroes. The first volume, Outbreak Mutiny, is now available on Amazon.

Hey, we're among the list of poetntial nominees for best comedy podcast in this year's Podcast Awards!  Please head over to their site (HERE) sign up and vote for us in the best COMEDY PODCAST category, as well as all your other favorite shows. Voting closes on July 31st!  Go nominate now!

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:07am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on Marvel superheroes!  When Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) inadvertently creates an evil robot called Ultron (James Spader) who's hellbent on the destruction of the human race, it's up to the Avengers to clean up his mess before it's too late.  What follows are 141 minutes of CGI robot fights, unnecessary backstories, shoehorned romance, and actor Andy Serkis showing up just long enough to insure he'll have something to do in BLACK PANTHER a full three years later.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Undies Of Wondy and C-Mart from The Brotherhood Of Evil Geeks.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:05am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on discount Transformers!  When a college graduate (Lindsay Lohan) buys a VW bug from a junkyard, the vehicle in question turns out to be the famous sentient Love Bug, who then takes her for the ride of her life.  What follows are 101 minutes of physics free stunts, distracting boomies, boring race sequences, and actor Michael Keaton wondering how he spent all of his BEETLEJUICE money so quickly.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Donna Lee Hume, one half of the hosting team from the Varmints! podcast.  Varmints! is an educational comedy show that covers all types of critter found on this big blue planet of ours.

We're one of the potential nominees for this year's Podcast Awards! Please head over to their site (HERE), sign up, and nominate us in the COMEDY PODCAST category. You can also nominate all your other favorite shows!  Go nominate now!

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:41am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on unfunny witches!  When a young witch (Nicole Kidman) makes an effort to live a normal life, she finds the exact opposite when a failing actor (Will Ferrell) casts her in a TV remake of the series of the same name. What follows are 102 minutes of non magical jokes, performances, and plot devices. Veteran actors Shirley MacLaine and Michael Caine show up just long enough to collect paychecks.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is LA actress Elise Brent, who previously assisted with the flushing of THE INTERNSHIP (HERE).

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:45am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on futuristic organ harvesting!  When two dumb clones (Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson) escape from an underground organ production facility, they embark on a cross country chase to find their doppelganger owners.  What follows are 136 minutes of typical Michael Bay car chases, sexism, product placement shots, and explosions.  Oh, and Sean Bean turns in another die-before-the-end-credits performance.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team this time out are Brandan Haize & Anthony Dynar, the Low Score boys from YouTube's Torturevision channel.  Low Score essentially does for videogames what we do for films here in the Restroom. Check them out!

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Direct download: theisland.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:15am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on bad Jewish accents!  When two lifeguards (Graham Phillips, Zack Pearlman) decide to host a party on the last weekend of summer before college, the find more obstacles in their path than they anticipated.  What follows are 108 minutes of endless SNL cameos, lame jokes, off the shelf plot devices, and actress Gina Gershon performing like she's auditioning for a musical of THE NANNY.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins, one half of the podcasting team over at the BlokeBusters podcast.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:46am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on homicidal gauze!  When an ancient Egyptian prince escapes from his tomb, he terrorizes modern day London in an effort to be reborn into our world.  What follows are 88 minutes of mismatched visual effects, crazytown acting, parking garage sets, and actor Gerard Butler in a blink and you'll miss him performance.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Category:general -- posted at: 6:14am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on a villainous makeup company!  When a young artist (Halle Berry) is killed, a group of CGI cats bring her back to life and grant her catlike abilities, which she then uses to bring her killers to justice.  What follows are 104 minutes of crazy cat ladies, shredded leather, bad CGI, and a lead character that has nothing to do with her source material.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:16am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on Canadian stereotypes!  When two Canadian convenience store clerks (Harley Quinn Smith, Lily Rose-Depp) encounter a decades old Nazi with a small army of Bratzis, they seek out the hero detective of TUSK (Johnny Depp) to help them save greater Winnipeg.  What follows are 88 minutes of lame Canadian jokes, nepotism casting, call in a favor cameos, and pot fueled plot devices.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins, one half of the podcasting team over at the BlokeBusters podcast.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:13am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on a two franchise turd!  When an unknown heat source is discovered in Antarctica, a group of explorers (led by Sanaa Lathan and Lance Henriksen) set out to investigate, only to discover an ancient temple hunting ground set up by the Predator aliens to hunt the Alien aliens.  What follows are 101 minutes of alien wrestling matches, red shirt cast members, and Indiana Jones set designs.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is author and historian Jay Sandlin, who previously assisted with the flushing of My Super Ex-Girlfriend (HERE). Jay is the creator and founder of The Novel Comics: Alternate History.  With Superheroes.  The first volume, Outbreak Mutiny, is now available on Amazon.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:02am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on a Netflix turd!  When a Hollywood manager from the mid 90's (Adam Sandler) discovers a talented singer (Jennifer Hudson) while at a theme park, he aids in her rise to fame despite being completely incompetent for the job.  What follows are an agonizing 131 of lame jokes, endless parade of cameos, irritating accents, and Rob Schneider gracing us with yet another unfunny racist character.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Brain Klosterman and Paul Hawkins, hosts of the BlokeBusters podcast.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:15am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on the 80's!  When a post graduate loser (Topher Grace) rediscovers his high school crush (Teresa Palmer), he vows to woo her at an annual Labor Day party despite not being able to get his life together.  What follows are 97 minutes of 80's references, soundtrack, location, and wardrobe choices.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:27am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on Google!  When two watch salesmen (Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson) lose their jobs, they pursue positions at Google via a summer long internship competition.  What follows are 119 minutes of ageist jokes, fish out of water plot devices, drive by cameos, and Vince Vaughn doing the same underdog role since DODGEBALL.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is LA based actress Elise Brent.  This up and coming talent has been featured in various independent films, TV, commercial, and web based productions.  You can check out her list of credits and mad movie skillz right HERE.

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Direct download: theinternship.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:08am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on hooker makeup!  When a starry eyed Iowa waitress (Christina Aguilera) leaves her home to pursue a singing/dancing career in LA, she discovers the only burlesque nightclub in LA run by Cher as the answer to her dreams.  What follows are 119 minutes of bad musical numbers, off the shelf plot points, overblown makeup, and the insanely talented Alan Cumming reduced to the role of a doorman.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: burlesque.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:02am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Oval Office!  When a DC detective (Wesley Snipes) is called to the White House to investigate the murder of an intern, he finds himself in the center of a political coverup that threatens to topple the administration.  What follows are 106 minutes of lame action scenes, connect the dots plot, a screaming Alan Alda, and an unfunny Dennis Miller.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Jennifer Briney, host of the Congressional Dish podcast.  Congressional Dish peels back the curtain on our government by explaining legislation that anyone can understand.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:12am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on a heart transplant!  When a mamma's boy businessman (Hayden Christensen) undergoes a heart transplant, he discovers his buddy surgeon (Terrence Howard) is planning to let him die on the table in order to split $100 million life insurance policy with his brand new bride (Jessica Alba).  What follows are 84 minutes of confusing flashbacks, gear shifting plot twists, boring dialogue, and Hayden Christensen once again proving he has no discernible acting skills.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Jacqueline Darna, inventor and CEO of the NoMo Nausea Bands.  Darna is an anesthesiologist who developed a drug free elastic wristband that provides relief from all types of nausea, including motion sickness, morning sickness, and migraines.

You can check out her brand new podcast called Pukeology right HERE!

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Direct download: awake.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:19am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on rabid puppet beavers!  When a barrel of toxic chemicals collides with a beaver dam, the local puppet beaver population develops a taste for human flesh and goes after a group of stereotypes on a weekend getaway.  What follows are 77 minutes of lame one liners, Halloween Store makeup, ill fitting costumes, and drive by cameos (literally) from Bill Burr and John Mayer.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:34am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on a psycho superhero!  When and architect (Luke Wilson) meets the woman of his dreams (Uma Thurman), she turns out to be an unhinged superhero who turns his life upside down once he breaks up with her and moves onto someone else.  What follows are 96 minutes of unfunny sexist jokes, poorly rendered CGI, superhero hooker outfits, and talented comedians like Wanda Sykes and Anna Faris phoning in their paycheck performances.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is author and historian, Jay Sandlin.  Sandlin is the creator and founder of The Novel Comics: Alternate History.  With Superheroes. The first volume, Outbreak Mutiny, will debut in early April.  He is currently on a speaking tour at various universities with his research on slavery and the Golden Age Of Social Media In America.

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Direct download: mysuperexgirlfriend.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:25am EDT

Happy St. Paddy's Day!  The Cinematic Flushers take on a Quentin Tarantino love letter!  When two exiled assassins (Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus) discover a Boston priest has been killed by the Italian mob to lure them out of hiding, they take the bait and return to America to settle the score.  What follows are 118 minutes of bad accents, screenwriter dialogue, poorly shot action scenes, and comedian Billy Connolly doing his best Irish Gandalf.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, podcast hosts of More Brains! and The Degenerate Show.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:26am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on a giant iguana!  When a CGI incarnation of the famed Japanese monster decides to use Manhattan as his nesting ground, it's up to Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick), Leon The Professional (Jean Reno), and Chief Wiggum (Hank Azaria) to put him down before he destroys the city.  What follows are 139 minutes of bad NY accents, endless reaction shots, miscast actors, and a couple of passive aggressive shots at the late film critics, Gene Siskel & Roger Ebert.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Paul Hawkins & Brian Klosterman, hosts of the BlokeBusters podcast.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:37am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on the DCEU!  When the world is threatened by an ancient witch (Cara Delevingne), a government official (Viola Davis) assembles a team of second rate villains (Will Smith and Margot Robbie among them) against their will to deal with the problem.  What follows are 123 minutes of lame fight scenes, boring dialogue, repetitive character introductions, Halloween Store costumes, and Jared Leto doing a drive by Joker performance better suited to a Comic Con convention.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is C-Mart from The Brotherhood of Evil Geeks.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:26am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on turtle power!  When the villainous Shredder (Brian Tee) escapes from prison and teams up with Krang (a talking hemorrhoid from another dimension) to wipe out mankind, it's up to the four CGI Turtles of fame to stop them before it's too late.  Along for the ride are mid-drift Megan Fox, Lego Batman, Arrow, and Madea.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Brandan Haize & Anthony Dynar, the Low Score boys from YouTube's Torturevision channel.  Low Score essentially does for videogames what we do for films here in the Restroom. Check them out!

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:30pm EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Farrelly brothers!  When a pair of New England based conjoined twins (Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear) leave their diner jobs so the Kinnear half of the twins can pursue an acting career in LA, they discover a new world that tests the bonds of their relationship (literally and figuratively).  What follows are 118 minutes of rimshot dialogue, unfunny sight gags, endless cameos, and the one and only Cher doing her best impersonation of her own wax figure.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Doug Aschliman from the Movie Madness podcast.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:23am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on a Blue Man Group killer!  When a college student (Lindsay Lohan) is abducted and left for dead by a serial killer, she awakens to find herself missing two limbs and believing she's a stripper named Dakota Moss. She then sets out to unravel the mystery of her abduction.  What follows are 105 minutes of terrible dancing, obvious red herrings, confusing editing, Lohan being Lohan, and a serial killer who would be more at home in a Wayans brothers comedy.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:29am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on gambling!  When a Princeton student (Justin Timberlake) loses his life savings in an online poker match, he travels to Costa Rica to confront the businessman (Ben Affleck) who may have cheated him.  What follows are 88 minutes of pretty locations, paid vacation acting, gambling dialogue, and actress Gemma Arterton sporting a Donald Trump tan.

Special guests this time out are Juliette Miranda and her producing partner David from The Unwritable Rant podcast.  The Rant features interviews from various celebrities in the media arts, as we as unique personal interviews (and bourbon reviews) from host Juliette.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:36am EDT

We're back!  The Cinematic Flushers take on an Alexandre Dumas classic in the first new episode of 2017!  

When the villainous Lord Buckingham (Orlando Bloom) builds a Da Vinci airship and threatens France, it's up to the noble D'Artagnan (Logan Lerman) and the veteran Musketeers to save their country.  What follows are 110 minutes of goofy wigs, bad CGI, drag show costumes, and a bloated James Corden without his Carpool Karaoke.

We also welcome content creator Sara Polton as our brand new co-cinematic flusher for 2017, and debut a brand new segment!

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:15am EDT

It's our year end bonus episode!  The Cinematic Flushers take on Time Square! When a wide assortment of New Yorker's lives (Robert De Niro, Zac Efron, Hilary Swank among them) begin to intersect on New Year's Eve, what follows are 113 minutes of paycheck cashing acting, Lifetime network plot points, musical montages, and Ryan Seacrest.

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Thank you for an amazing year!  SRC returns on January 26th, 2017.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:28am EDT

It's JINGLE TURDS month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on an internet meme! When a young girl (Megan Charpentier) makes a holiday wish into a shopping mall wishing well, she's suddenly able to hear every obnoxious comment Grumpy Cat (voiced by Aubrey Plaza) makes.  What follows are 85 minutes of lame jokes, shameless product placement, Lifetime quality acting, and dim witted villains.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are content creator Sara Polton, and BlokeBusters podcast host, Paul "Cinematic Kitty Litter" Hawkins.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:53am EDT

JINGLE TURDS month continues!  The Cinematic Flushers take on Tool Time!  When a suburban couple (Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis) send their only daughter off to college and decide to take a cruise for Christmas, they run into opposition from their overly festive neighbors (led by Dan Aykroyd).  What follows are 99 minutes of recycled gags, stale jokes, boring characters, and misplaced sentiment.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:57am EDT

Jingle Turds month continues!  The Cinetmatic Flushers take on a wrestling Santa! When a self absorbed fitness guru (Hulk Hogan) takes a blow to the head, he momentarily thinks he's Santa Claus and now feels compelled to help protect an orphanage from being taken over by a rejected Bond villain (Ed Begley Jr.).  What follows are 93 minutes of goofy sound effects, cartoon characters, insane plot devices, and the Hulkster decked out like a gay stripper. 

Film is streaming online for free HERE.  You have been warned.

Joining us as part of our Jingle Turds co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, podcast hosts of Steel Cage Radio, More Brains!, and their newest project, The Degenerate Show.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:18am EDT

It's Jingle Turds month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on a live action holiday classic!  When the nasty Grinch (a painfully unfunny Jim Carrey) sets out to stop the Who's Christmas celebration, he discovers the true meaning of Christmas through tons of unnecessary backstory, ugly makeup, overblown production design, and off color jokes.  Happy Holidays!

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Brandan Haize & Anthony Dynar, the Low Score boys from YouTube's TortureVision channel.  Low Score essentially does for videogames what we do for films here in the Restroom. Check them out!

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:30am EDT

Happy Thanksgiving!  The Cinematic Flushers take on unfunny thieves!  When a high rise apartment manager (Ben Stiller) gets unfairly fired by his financially corrupt employer (Alan Alda), he assembles a team of inept ex-employees to help him steal $20 million from a hidden safe.  What follows are 104 minutes of unfunny dialogue, forgettable characters, lame plot twits, and the once talented Eddie Murphy acting on comedy life support.

Our special guest this time out is Doug Aschliman, one of the hosts for the Movie Madness podcast.  Aschliman previously assisted with the flushing of CLOCKSTOPPERS (SRC 110).

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Also, be sure to check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com!

Direct download: towerheist.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:17am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on well groomed eyebrows!  When a group of college kids (Joey Lawrence among them) decide to party it up at a rental home in Florida, they must discover the identity of a mysterious masked killer before it's too late. What follows are 90 minutes of off screen kills, boring characters, lame party scenes, and the late Jeff Conaway thinking he's appearing in a X-FILES episode.

Special guest this time out is Elsie Escobar, who plays the role of Nellie Lopez in the film!  In addition to her acting credits, Elsie co-hosts both She Podcasts, and The Feed: The Official Libsyn Podcast.  She also is the Social Media Community Manager at Libsyn, which is the world's largest podcast network and host!  You can follow her on Twitter @YoGeek.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Also, check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com!

Direct download: doyouwannknowasecret.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:17am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on low budget zombies!  When a lone warrior (Martin Copping) runs into a group of zombie apocalypse survivors (led by a barely there Danny Trejo), all hell breaks loose as they fight for survival across the Nevada desert.  What follows are 90 minutes of bad CGI effects, community theater acting, endless narration, and stripper pole dancing.

Our special guest this time out is actress Jade Regier, who plays the role of Fast Lane Debbie in the film.  Regier has modeled for various magazines, including Playboy and Muscle Mustang, appeared at car and comic conventions, and is a free style exotic dancer and stripper pole instructor.

We love feedback!  Email us with comments and suggestions for future flushes at: signalsoffury@gmail.com!

Also, check out our home restroom on the net, signalsoffury.com, where you can find all of our cinematic turds, plus links to subscribe, rate, and review the show!

Direct download: zombiehunter.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:58pm EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on headbands and permed hair!  When a group of rebels (led by Henry Silva) threaten to wipe out a small middle eastern country somewhere in Arizona, it's up to an elite phantom army led by Ace Hunter (Barry Bostwick) to put an end to their reign of terror.  What follows are 99 minutes of flying motorcycles, disco jumpsuits, bad accents, and pornstache.

Special shout out to the 1980's Movie Graveyard Podcast on the show.  You can follow them on Twitter @80sMveGraveyard.

Direct download: megaforce.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:42am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on Universal's monsters!  When the Lord of Vampires (Richard Roxburgh) seeks to unleash his brood upon the world and wipe out humanity, it's up to Vatican appointed monster killer Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman) to put a stake through his evil heart.  Along for the CGI monster mash is UNDERWORLD's Kate Beckinsale, who's no stranger to this type of nonsense.

Special guests this time out our Caitlin Hobbs & Amy Chesser, hosts of the Nightmares On Netflix podcast.  Nightmares is a weekly movie review discussion showcasing the various horror themed films found on Netflix.

You can follow them on Twitter @NightmaresonNet.

Direct download: vanhelsing.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:31am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on videogame zombies!  When a group of Seattle party goers attend an exclusive rave on a remote island, they find themselves in a fight for survival when the local undead inhabitants turn up to crash the party. What follows are 90 minutes of gratuitous nudity, low budget makeup, videogame quality acting, and actor Jurgen Prochnow essentially doing a lazy retread of his DAS BOOT character.

Our special guest this time out are Brandan Haize & Anthony Dynar, hosts of the Low Score show on YouTube, who previously assisted with the flushing of SILENT HILL: REVELATION back in SRC 126.  Low Score essentially does for crappy videogames what we do here in the Restroom.

Direct download: houseofthedead.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:25am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on sword fighting vampires!  When a group of Hot Topic bloodsuckers (led by Parker Posey) locates the Ultimate Vampire (Dominic Purcell) in Iraq and restores him to life so he can wipe out humanity, it's up to tax evading vampire killer Blade (Wesley Snipes) to put a stop to him.  What follows are nearly two hours of slow motion walking, goofy fight scenes, and constant Deadpool styled wisecracks from Ryan Reynolds.

Joining us as part of our co-flushing team this time out are content creator Sara Polton, and BlokeBusters podcast host, Paul "The Vampire Hawk" Hawkins.

Direct download: bladetrinity.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:24am EDT

SRC 131: Rockabilly Zombie Weekend (2013)

It's SCARY TURDS month!  When a town full of central Florida rednecks get sprayed by a mysterious government mosquito juice, it's up to a wedding party decked out in 50's attire to gather up survivors and escape the flesh eating rampage before it's too late.  What follows are 88 minutes of really bad lighting, acting, makeup effects, and dialogue.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, hosts of the MORE BRAINS! podcast.

Direct download: rockabillyzombieweekend.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:48am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on tree farts!  When random people in the northeast US start killing themselves in the most graphic ways possible, it's up to a high school science teacher (Mark Wahlberg) and his wife (Zooey Deschanel) to run around the greater PA landscape to find a reason behind the madness before it's too late.  What follows are 90 minutes of clueless characters, tree farts, and pointless encounters.

Our special guest this time out is actor/screenwriter Edward DeRuiter.  DeRuiter's past credits include MERCENARIES (SRC 058), BUDDY HUTCHINS, and ICE SHARKS.  You can follow him on Twitter @edwardderuiter.

Direct download: thehappening.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:04am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on Bulgarian cops!  When a former race car driver (Ethan Hawke) is forced to drive through a series of criminal hoops for an Euro-trash voiced villain (Jon Voight) in order to save his wife, he must find a way to stop him with the help of Selena Gomez while continuously driving around greater Bulgaria. What follows are a LOT of boring car chases, obvious dialogue, and the worst police force in Europe.

Direct download: getaway.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:23am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on action figures!  When the evil Cobra Command plans to use a series of nanomite warheads to wipe out millions and upset the balance of power in the world, it's up to the elite action figure fighting force of G.I. Joe to stop them.  What follows are two hours of migraine inducing plot, characters, action scenes, and CGI effects.  You're better off playing with your Star Wars action figures instead, or yourself, for that matter.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are content creator Sara Polton, and Paul "G.I. Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

Direct download: gijoeriseofcobra.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:16am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on green screen Heaven!  When a Texas minister (Hayden Christensen) gets into a devastating car accident, he fights his way back to life with his wife (Kate Bosworth) and family by his side.  However, you'll have to wait until nearly the end of the running time for Christensen to explain what happened in the title of the film.  It's definitely not worth the wait.  Trust us.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is content creator, Sara Polton.

Direct download: 90minutesinheaven.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:26am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on 3D CGI gore!  When a young woman (Adelaide Clemens) discovers she's one half of an evil entity (also Clemens), she makes a journey to the burned out town of Silent Hill to save her father (Sean Bean) before he dies a typical Sean Bean death.  What follows are a lot of lame CGI 3D effects, lack of any decent scares, and one scene performances from actors who should know better.

Special guests this time out are Branden Haize and Anthony Dynar, the hosts of the LOW SCORE show on YouTube.  Low Score essentially does for crappy videogames what we do for crappy films here in the Restroom.  Check them out!

Direct download: silenthillrevelation.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:18am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Fockers!  When the long suffering Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) tries to find a suitable kindergarten for his moronic kids, he gets way more than he bargained for when his obnoxious family (led by Robert De Niro) shows up in town to celebrate a birthday.  What follows are a LOT of recycled gags, unfunny dialogue, and performances from actors who have essentially given up on their careers.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is content creator, Sara Polton.

Direct download: littlefockers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:24am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on a CGI volcano!  When a slave (Kit Harington) ends up in the doomed city of Pompeii mere days before the big eruption, he catches the eye of a landowner's daughter (Emily Browning) and a scene chewing Roman senator (Kiefer Sutherland) while fighting for his life in more ways than one.  What follows are a lot of soap opera nonsense, endless sword fights, and boring conversations until the volcano wipes them all out.

Our special guest this time out is creative entity Sara Polton.  Polton is an actress, writer, and producer of various projects, including the ANSWERING MACHINE podcast, the 5 THINGS YouTube show, and her own TWITCH TV channel.

Direct download: pompeii.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:26am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on babysitting!  When an unemployed loser (Jonah Hill) is charged with watching three obnoxious kids so his mom (Jessica Hecht) can go on a long overdue date, a series of unfunny misadventures ensue involving a crazed drug dealer (Sam Rockwell), exploding toilets, gang related activity, and lame pedophile jokes.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is former co-cinematic flusher, film critic, and author, Kris Anger.

Direct download: thesitter.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:05am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on fairy tale villains!  When Death (Nick Principe) wants to leave the Underworld and raise Hell in greater Los Angeles, it's up to a badly accented British Alice (Christina Licciardi) and a group of public domain fairy tale villains to stop him.  What follows are production values so low you'll think you're watching a YouTube video from ten years ago.

Special note: This supervillain mess is actually a sequel to last year's, AVENGERS GRIMM, a shameless AVENGERS ripoff that we also flushed HERE.

Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team this time out are C-Mart and Undies of Wondy from The Brotherhood Of Evil Geeks.

Direct download: sinistersquad.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:03am EDT

The Cinematic Flushers take on a serial killer!  When a child survivor (Mila Kunis) of Patrick Bateman's killing spree grows up, she continues his bloody work to eliminate anyone who stands in her way of landing a coveted assistant teaching position for a renowned college professor (William Shatner).  What follows are a lot a bad narration, off screen kills, and Shatner doing his best Shatner.

Our special guest this time out is Quinton Wilde, a stand up comedian from Colombia, South Carolina.  Wilde has performed in such venues as the Art Bar, New Brookland Tavern, and the Comedy Zone.

Direct download: americanpsycho2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:19am EDT