Soiled Restroom Cinema (general)
You like bad movies? REALLY bad movies? You've come to the right podcast. Since 2013 Honor Knight and his cavalcade of Cinematic Flushers add their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd. Go listen now!!

The Cinematic Flushers take on bad cinematic luck!  When two New Yorkers (Lindsay Lohan, Chris Pine) share a magical kiss at a masquerade party, their luck gets switched, leading to many unfunny Looney Tunes styled scenarios. 

Here are Lohan's red carpet pic and poster for her upcoming low budget turd that were mentioned on the show.

Direct download: justmyluck.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:29am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on CGI ghostbusting!  When a Boston cop (pre-DEADPOOL Ryan Reynolds) gets killed by his partner (Kevin Bacon), he gets a second chance to fight crime in the afterlife by teaming up with and 1800's cowboy (Jeff Bridges).  Many dull action scenes, one liners, and CGI effects to follow.

Joining us as our special guest this time out is veteran actress (and returning favorite), Maria Olsen.  Miss Olsen has over 150 credits to her name, including PERCY JACKSON, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, and the critically acclaimed indie film, STARRY EYES.

Direct download: ripd.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:31am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Queensland!  When a thief (John Cusack) kidnaps a former race car driver (Thomas Jane), non-action ensues as they rob a bank, then drive across half of Australia, talking nonstop as they evade various stock villain and cop characters who are hot on their trail.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Biff Tannen and Arthur Harkness from The Brotherhood of Evil Geeks.

Direct download: drivehard.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:29am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on talking apes!  When Jay Ward's beloved cartoon Tarzan knockoff (Brendan Fraser) meets the only woman of his dreams (Leslie Mann), he'll stop at nothing (except for the numerous trees) to save her from marrying her idiot fiance (Thomas Haden Church).  Many tree collisions, talking apes, and lame puns to follow.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is the monkey half of the BlokeBusters podcast, Paul "The Cinematic Ape" Hawkins.

Direct download: georgeofthejungle.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:41am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the Fresh Prince clan!  When a father and son (Will Smith, Jaden Smith) crash land on Earth of the future, they must jiggy their way to survival by recovering a lost homing beacon before an assortment of CGI wildlife (including a displaced alien creature) finds them.  Throw in a little New Age dialogue here and there, and you have the makings for one boring pet project for Will Smith's son.

If you want to learn more about Jaden Smith's insane tweets, this YouTube vid from FACTS will help you out.  (HERE)

Direct download: afterearth.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:26am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Adam Sandler's latest!  When an unhappy bank manager (pornstache David Spade) reunites with an unhinged high school buddy (Adam Sandler), non-hilarity ensues as the two fake their own deaths to start a new life that involves stock villains, obvious plot twists, unfunny gags, a cure for cancer, and paycheck cashing actors.  Basically a standard Adam Sandler film.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time our are Paul "The Cinematic Hawk" Hawkins and Brian Klosterman, hosts of the BlokeBusters podcast.

Direct download: thedoover.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:20am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on magic tricks!  When a self absorbed magician (spray tanned Steve Carell) loses his lifelong magic act partner (Steve Buscemi), his life spirals out of control.  Along for this descent into unfunny madness is Olivia Wilde as their assistant, and Jim Carrey essentially cashing a quick paycheck as a whacked out street magician.

Special guests this time out are Dustin & Jessica Kramer, hosts of the Popcorn Poops podcast, and who previously assisted with the flushing of SON IN LAW (SRC 103).

Direct download: incredibleburtwonderstone.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:38am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on chop socky kangaroos!  When a young disabled boy (Mario Yedidia) falls into a sewage whirlpool, he finds himself in a fantasy world chock full of bald headed soldiers, kangaroo fighting martial artists, and a screaming villain (Angus Macfadyen) who's dressed like he just walked out of a David Bowie video.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, hosts of the Steel Cage Radio podcast and returning favorites here on the show.

Direct download: warriorsofvirtue.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:31am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Brett Ratner mutants!  When Magneto (Ian McKellen) and a back-from-the-dead Jean Grey (Famke Janssen) plan to wipe out a mutant cure before it wipes them out for good, it's up to the 2006 roster of X-Men to stop them once and for all.  Plenty of unnecessary character deaths and lame fight sequences to follow.

Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team this time out are Biff Tannen and Undies of Wondy from the Brotherhood of Evil Geeks.

Direct download: xmenthelaststand.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:45am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on animated turkeys!  When a Presidential pardoned turkey named Reggie (Owen Wilson) meets up with another turkey named Jake (Woody Harrelson), the feathered pair travel back in time to the first Thanksgiving in an effort to get themselves off the holiday menu.  Many stale jokes and lame animation to follow.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast, and social media manager Steph Wanamaker.

Direct download: freebirds.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:42am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a Vortex Manipulator!  When an overgrown teenager (Jesse Bradford) finds a time freezing watch, he does what any horny teen would do and uses it to impress the local hottie (Paula Garces).  Unfortunately, he also attracts the attention of some shadowy government agents led by Kyle Reese (Michael Biehn). Many lame chase sequences and un-special effects demo reels to follow.

Our special guest this time out is Doug Aschliman, one of the hosts for the Movie Madness podcast.  Movie Madness covers all the latest releases, classic films, and guilty pleasures with a healthy dose of criticism, insight, and humor.

Direct download: clockstoppers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:42am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Captain America!  When a selfish screenwriter (Chris Evans) finally meets the girl of his dreams (Michelle Monaghan), he must first get out of his own way in order to be with her.  He accomplishes this with a LOT of costume changes, goofy friends, and pointless meta narration.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul "The Cinematic Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

Direct download: playingitcool.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:31am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a cyborg Jackie Chan!  When a martial artist (lackluster Mark Dacascos) shows up on the the run in America with an artificial device buried in his chest that gives him enhanced abilities, it's up to token black sidekick Kadeem Hardison and the late Brittany Murphy to keep him from getting killed.  Endless fight sequences and lame one liners to follow.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Degenerate John from the Steel Cage Radio podcast.

Direct download: drive.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:06am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a CGI werewolf!  A young woman in a famous red cloak (Amanda Seyfried) must discover the mysterious identity of an overtly CGI werewolf before an unhinged monster hunter (Gary Oldman) can destroy the creature once and for all.  Much screaming, hair gel, and brooding looks to follow.

Direct download: redridinghood.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:47am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on backflips!  When a legendary creature rampages through a futuristic castle killing everyone off one by one, it's up to a lone warrior (Christopher Lambert) to show up and set things right.  This epic poem adaptation is jam packed with gymnastics moves and bad costumes.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is returning favorite, Arthur Harkness.  Arthur is one of the contributors for the Brotherhood of Evil Geeks website.

Direct download: beowulf.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:33am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a CGI Dragon!  A young princess (Amy De Bhrun) teams up with an outlaw (David Haydn) in an effort to stop a rampaging (and poorly rendered) dragon from setting fire to everything in greater Europe.  Along the way they must avoid a stock villain and his henchmen who are out to claim a magical item they have in their possession.  Think GAME OF THRONES fan film more than epic fantasy.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Bad Movie Smackdown Specialist (and one half the Steel Cage Radio podcast team), Dee Dee Muro.

Direct download: crownandthedragon.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:46am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on 80's video games!  When alien invaders threaten Earth in the form of old video game characters, it's up to unfunny Adam Sandler to put together a team of former video game champs (Kevin James, Josh Gad, Peter Dinklage) to battle the invasion.  Sadly, WRECK IT RALPH this is NOT.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul "The Cinematic Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

Direct download: pixels.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:53am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Pauly Shore!  When a college farm girl (Carla Gugino) brings home her annoying new friend from college (Pauly Shore) for Thanksgiving, everyone involved is less than thrilled with spending time with him (including the audience).

Special guests this time out are Dustin & Jessica Kramer, the hosts of the Popcorn Poops podcast.  You can listen to their take on this mess HERE.

Direct download: soninlaw.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an angry leprechaun!  When four stock character tourists show up in a small Irish village, they are set up by the locals as sacrificial bait for a rampaging (and barely seen) leprechaun (Dylan "Hornswoggle" Postl) who REALLY wants all of his stolen gold back.  What follows is a lot of running around and very little common sense.

Steel Cage Radio hosts Degenerate John and Dee Dee join us as part of our extended co-cinematic flushing team this time out.

Direct download: leprechaunorigins.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:18am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on D list actors!  When a Jennifer Connelly doppelganger Natalie Burn wakes up on a remote island, she's greeted by a bunch of former stars (Robert Davi, Edward Furlong among them) who are held captive by a businessman (Jason London) who's out to harvest their organs for profit.  Makes about as much sense as you would think.

Direct download: awaken.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:09am EDT
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For our 100th episode, the Cinematic Flushers take on muppet bears!  When a young cub (Haley Joel Osment) leaves his adopted family to search for a legendary bear band that broke up in the 90's, he discovers the true meaning of family and one's place in the world.  What he doesn't find, however, are hookers and cocaine, which has been a staple for rock bands for generations.  Veteran actor Christopher Walken tap dances his way to an easy paycheck as the banker villain of this mess.

Joining us as part of our extended co-cinematic flushing team for our 100th flush are social media manager Steph Wanamaker, and the hosts of the Steel Cage Radio podcast, Degenerate John and Dee Dee.

Direct download: thecountrybears.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:38am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Hall & Oates!  Two aspiring 80's songwriters (Barrett Crake, Myko Olivier) form an R&B duo that leads them to instant fame and fortune, only to crash and burn over the woman they love.  This one joke premise gets stretched to a mind numbing 88 minutes.  Thankfully, there are a few marginally amusing musical numbers to help soften the blow.

You can check out the Rapunzel position video mentioned in the show HERE.

Direct download: eternitythemovie.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:59am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on trading card aliens!  When the Earth falls under attack from some goofy CGI Martians, it's up the the US President (Jack Nicholson) and an overstuffed cast of characters to stop the invasion and save the day.  Sadly, this one joke, Tim Burton snoozefest goes on much longer than it should.

Paul "The Cinematic Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast joins us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out.

Direct download: marsattacks.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an 80's cartoon!  Fame an fortune come calling for Jem (Aubrey Peeples) when her soul sisters post ONE YouTube video showcasing her marginal talent with a guitar.  It doesn't take long for a record executive (Juliette Lewis) to show up at her doorstep with a contract offer.  If you were a fan of the beloved 80's cartoon, get ready to have you expectations drastically lowered.

American freelance journalist and author Talia Soghomonian joins us via France as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out.

Direct download: jemandtheholograms.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:51am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the unfunny old west!  A group of half brothers (led by death-to-comedy Adam Sandler) embark on a robbery spree in a effort to come up with ransom money to save their kidnapped father (Nick Nolte).  Nearly two hours of racist jokes and lame gags follow in this Netflix produced nightmare.  Mel Brooks, this ain't.

Direct download: theridiculoussix.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:06am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on toy soldiers!  When a young girl from Cincinnati (Drew Barrymore) whacks her head on a tree during a snowstorm, she finds herself in a not so magical place called Toyland, where a villain (Richard Mulligan) wants to take over from the benevolent Toymaster (Pat Morita).  Bad acting and musical numbers abound.

Special guest this time out is former Scientologist and cinephile, Nora Crest.  Crest hosts her own YouTube channel, GROWING UP SCIENTOLOGY: FROM CRADLE TO SLAVE, as well as a personal blog, ragingbuddha.net.

Direct download: babesintoyland.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Life Day!  Chewbacca's Wookie family tries to fend off Imperial troops long enough so Han Solo (Harrison Ford) can get his co-pilot Chewbacca (Peter Mayhew) home in time for Life Day (the Wookie version of Xmas). What follows are bad musical numbers, unfunny comedians, recycled STAR WARS footage, and an animated Boba Fett, which turns out to be the best thing to come out of this shameless marketing disaster.

Special guest this time out is pop culture professor and author, Doctor Rebecca Housel, who previously assisted with the flushing of THE OUIJA EXPERIMENT (SRC 088).

Direct download: swholidayspecial.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:24pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an animated Adam Sandler!  An alcoholic loser (Adam Sandler, surprise to no one) gets a final chance to avoid some serious jail time if he takes an assistant coaching position for a local basketball team.  What follows are a LOT of unfunny animated jokes and painful musical numbers crammed into an endless, 76 minute running time.

Special guests include Paul Hawkins from the Blokebusters podcast and our own social media manager, Steph Wanamaker.

Direct download: eightcrazynights.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:14am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a Christmas Carol spoof!  When a Michael Moore styled filmmaker (a painfully unfunny Kevin P. Farley, brother of the late Chris Farley) sets out to abolish the Fourth of July, he's visited by three ghosts who seek to change his mind.  This DOA "comedy" is served up by the once great parody writer/director David Zucker.

Special guest this time out is American freelance journalist and author, Talia Soghomonian, who joins us via Paris for our first holiday flush of the month.

Direct download: anamericancarol.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:15am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Turkey Day!  An LA anethesiologist (Judge Reinhold) takes his dysfunctional family on a road trip to a small town to spend Thanksgiving with his whacked out cousin (pre-BREAKING BAD Bryan Cranston) and his family of stock character weirdos.  A VACATION sequel this is NOT.

Special guests this time out include returning favorites, Degenerate John & Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast, because if you're going to be celebrating Turkey Day with crappy films, you might as well do it with family.

Direct download: holidayreunion.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:27am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a creeper Warden!  When cello player Anna (an often nude Sara Malakul Lane) ends up in the slammer for accidentally killing her perverted stepdad, she does anything she has to do to survive.  This includes (but not limited to): stripping down naked, sleeping with everyone, shooting up, starting fights, and shooting up some more.

Special guest this time out is veteran actor Steve Hanks, who plays the role of Warden Frank Baragon in the film.

Direct download: jailbait.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:37am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on moonshining hillbillies!  When a young backwoods woman (Lauren Ashley Carter) is targeted for sacrifice to a six foot hole in the ground, hillbilly bodies starting dropping when she refuses to comply.  Paycheck actress Sean Young sobers up enough to bust out her worst Southern drawl for a hillbilly Mommie Dearest performance.

Our special guest this time out is James H. Carter II, the host and executive producer of the Creepy Kingdom podcast.  James previously assisted with the flushing of JACK THE REAPER (SRC 042) and has returned to hillbilly it up the Flushers once again.

Direct download: jugface.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:00am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on low income homes!  When a group of non-actors start messing around with the cheapest looking Ouija Board ever, the result is an often boring film that can't even be bothered to light rooms properly or shell out any of the paltry $1200 budget for decent special effects.  

Special guest this time out is pop culture professor and author, Dr. Rebecca Housel.

Direct download: ouijaexperiment.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:16am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on out of work actors!  Six Willy Wonka styled brats find themselves at the the mercy of a group of rubber masked monsters when their parents sell their souls to the Devil (Malcolm McDowell).  This mess is mired in endless backstory exposition that's deliver by bored, once famous actors desperately looking to any way to pay off their bills.

Direct download: kidvsmonsters.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:45am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a singing gut!  Cathryn Michon stars as a middle aged woman who undergoes a mid life crisis when her husband dumps her for a younger model.  What follows is so painfully unfunny we're surprised chirping crickets weren't added to the soundtrack.

Doctor Jackie from the Stinker Madness podcast joins us for the flush this time out.

Direct download: muffintop.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a pot smoking zombie!  A young scientist (Catherine Annette) falls for a 30 year old French zombie from the 1980's and attempts to set things right when he accidently kicks off a zombie outbreak on a small college campus.  Plenty of pot smoking and nudity to be found.  Laughs, not so much.

Special guest is actress and producer Jamie Noel, who plays the role of Bambi in the film.

Direct download: coedzombiestoner.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a body hopping ghost!  Seven pretty people from LA (including 30 ROCK's Katrina Bowden) find themselves at the mercy of an executed killer from the 50's who's able to possess each of them in order to continue his grizzly killing spree, leaving plenty of bad CGI effects in his wake.  Special guest this time out is screenwriter and actor Geoff Meed (FAST FIVE).  Also joining in the flush is American freelance journalist Talia Soghomonian.

Direct download: holdyourbreath.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:28am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on infected CGI birds!  A German Scooby-Doo gang finds themselves trapped in a Resident Evil mansion during a viral outbreak in a small town.  When not fighting amongst themselves, they spend a chunk of the running time fending off half baked practical makeup effects and production value explosions and fire burns.

Direct download: beastwithin.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:09am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a Big Easy slasher!  A graduate student and his buddies (Estella Warren, Ashley Scott among them) take a day trip to a spooky plantation, only to find a serial killer still lurking around 20 years after killing his own family.  

Direct download: evilremains.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on video game zombies!  Jesse Metcalfe (Dallas) plays a news reporter who gets trapped behind quarantine walls during a zombie outbreak and must find a way to expose a shady government agency and escape.  Veteran actors Dennis Haysbert and Virginia Madsen show up only to collect paychecks.

Direct download: deadrising.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a CGI smackdown!  Assorted scientists and military stereotypes (headlined by Illeana Douglas) race against time to stop a leftover SHARKNADO shark and an IRON GIANT missing his outer skin from beating each other to CGI death in the middle of the ocean.  Special guest is Christopher Douglas-Olen Ray, who directed the film.

Direct download: megasharkvskolossus.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a whole island of CGI sharks!  D-list stars Patrick Bergin and Yancy Butler headline as a vengeful couple who kipnap a group of bad Equity actors and force them to endure a series of lame shark challenges across an island in the Bahamas.  Special guest this time out is actress Meredith Thomas, who plays the role of Francine in the film.

Direct download: sharkweek.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a killer rubber croc!  A documentary film crew finds themselves at the mercy of a 30ft saltwater crocodile when attempting to film on a remote island.  Duncan Regehr (MONSTER SQUAD) headlines as the Captain Quint styled hunter who's out for revenge against the creature.  Director James D.R. Hickox joins us in the flushing of his own film.

Direct download: bloodsurf.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a bunch of low budget Muppets!  Pamela Gidley headlines as a woman having to fend off a group of pesky, mutated lizards in a remote cabin during a snowstorm.  She also has to fend off the lame advances of a field researcher who isn't very good at doing ANYTHING.  Special guest this time out is veteran actress Maria Olsen, who can currently be seen in the recently released, STARRY EYES, and HANSEL VS. GRETEL.

Direct download: aberration.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:34am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a MOST DANGEROUS GAME ripoff as three hunters find themselves at the mercy of some masked, bike riding killers while on a hunting trip (in a preservation, no less).  Superguest Paul Hawkins and social media manager Steph Wanamaker join in on the flushing.

Direct download: preservation.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:23am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a roll call of once famous actors slumming for mortgage money!  Stephen Baldwin plays a lone soldier on a quest to retrieve a downed satellite before villainous (as always) Rutger Hauer and his men get to it first. Special guest Peter Story from the critically acclaimed one man show, MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS joins in on the flushing.

Direct download: deathsquad.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a psychotic cell phone app!  A young Dutch woman (Hannah Hoekstra) discovers a mysterious Siri-like assistant on her phone that begins to wreak havoc in her life by killing those around her via some AI styled hi jinks.

Direct download: app.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:16pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a badly edited POV horror flick!  Two complete idiots (Jon Foster, Sarah Jone) shack up in a cabin in the woods, only to discover a shaman living next door who protects our world from the nightmare world with a bunch of twig scarecrows.  Naturally, the two idiots will go and screw things up, but it's hard to tell with so much incoherent editing on the screen.

Direct download: mrjones.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:13am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a bunch of rampaging, CGI dinosaurs!  Treat Williams headlines as an LA firefighter who must fend off a group of hungry dinos after they escape from a biotech facility and raise all kinds of hell in the City of Angels. ROBOCOP's Ronny Cox co-stars in a thankless role as the boss of the facility who's responsible for the dino turd mess.

Direct download: ageofdinosaurs.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a modern day fairy tale that resembles the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE more than it does its source material.  Dee Wallace headlines as an over the top cannibal witch who tries to make Hansel and Gretel her main course as shes chases them around the same two locations along with her cannibal sons.  

Direct download: hanselgretel.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:33pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a group of fairy tale avengers!  A superhero team of princesses (Snow White and Cinderella among them) travel to modern day Earth to stop the villainous Rumpelstiltskin (Casper Van Dien) from taking over the world with his army of zombies.  Special guests include Paul Hawkins (BlokeBusters), Arthur Harkness (Brotherhood of Evil Geeks), and Degenerate John (Steel Cage Radio).

Direct download: avengersgrimm.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a mutated rat running around the woods of Connecticut chasing eight dumb idiots who manage to get themselves trapped in a cabin.  Joey Lauren Adams (Chasing Amy) headlines, but ends up having the least amount of screentime and dialogue.  Special guest Paul Hawkins from BlokeBusters podcast joins us for his first live action flush.

Direct download: animal.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:51am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a bunch of rampaging zombies and a necromancer in a bad wig.  Hallee Hirsh (ER) stars as young teen who opens up a can of green screen whup ass when she finds a magical rune necklace given to her years earlier by her now missing uncle.  Veteran actor Brad Dourif shows up longer than he should for collecting a paycheck, playing the aforementioned necromancer who wants to plunge the small town into eternal darkness.  Sleeping, yet?

Direct download: fadingofthecries.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a lazy mermaid who leaves all the heavy lifting to her fisherman boyfriend.  A group of dumb Serbian friends find more than they bargained for when they decide to explore an abandoned prison located on a very small island. Original co-cinematic flusher Kris Anger joins us in the Restroom after a nearly two year absence.

Direct download: killermermaid.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:47am EDT
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Cinematic Flushers Honor Knight and Katelyn Morey take a cruise on a too-on-the-nose named cruise liner chock full of CGI icebergs and tidal waves.  Shane Van Dyke (son of veteran comedy actor Dick Van Dyke) wrote and directed this nonsense, proving once again that talent does not always run in the family.  Special guests include former co-flusher Kris Anger, and current co-flusher Congo Rilla.

Direct download: titanic2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:19am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on low budget slasher turd overlaid with an Alice in Wonderland motief for no discernible reason.  A group of sorority girls host a Wonderland themed birthday party for Alice (Malerie Grady) in a creepy loft, only to have things go south when a serial killer returns to continue their killing spree from twenty years eariler.

Direct download: aliceinmurderland.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:13am EDT
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Cinematic Flushers Honor Knight and Katelyn Morey take on one unruly child as the Devil's son is born unto a low income family somewhere in east LA, and promptly starts raising hell before it learns how to walk and talk properly.

Direct download: twelve.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:21am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an undead historical epic!  Abe Lincoln trades in his vampire fighting skills for zombies killing skills as he and his team of merry men travel behind enemy lines during the Civil War to secure a fort overrun with zombies. Special guest this time out is Bill Oberst Jr., who plays the title character.

Direct download: abelincolnzombies.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:53am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on their second animated turd that plays more as a commentary on the rise of Germany during WWII than it does a funny kids flick. Charlie Sheen headlines a group of food icons that must wage war against an evil organization called Brand X when it threatens to take over their store and wipe them out.  Returning guest Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast joins them for the animated flushing.

Direct download: foodfight.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:10am EDT
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In this third Restroom outing, Cinematic Flushers Honor Knight and Katelyn Morey take on a decent into Hell that's apparently made up of 90% green screens.  Special guests C-Mart and Biff Tannen from the Brotherhood Of Evil Geeks join in the flushing, as well as current Cinematic Flusher Congo Rilla, in her very first visit on SRC.

Direct download: hellslabyrinth.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:17am EDT
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The Cinematic flushers take on a badly lit action film that follows a lone mercenary (Olivier Gruner) as he trains ENDLESSLY to rescue his men he left behind on a mission gone bad.  Eric Roberts shows up only to collect a paycheck.  Special guest is screenwriter Richard Pierce.  In additon to writing this cinematic turd, Pierce also served as an associate producer and appears on screen as the character of Daniels.

Direct download: sector4extraction.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:12am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a low budget action flick chock full of pro wrestlers who can barely remember their lines.  Ron Van Dam stars as an ex Navy Seal on the run from a local kingpin (Jerry Katz) after he kills his brother in self defense.  Special guests Degenerate John and Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast join in for this tag team flushing.

Direct download: wrongsideoftown.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:35pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a boring British cannibal flick that spends more time setting up a bunch of Tim Burton weirdoes than it does eating anyone.  Jamie Winstone stars as a lazy detective who sets about to expose her new next door neighbors as a family of flesh eating nutjobs.  Daddy Ray Winstone shows up for his obligatory, nepotism cameo.

Direct download: elfiehopkins.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:01am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a casting call of actors who cash a paycheck for this unfunny mess.  Nat Wolff stars as a horny teenager who wants to bag the girl of his dreams (chipmunk faced Selena Gomez) and embarks on a series of unfunny hijinks to accomplish his goal.

Direct download: behavingbadly.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:56am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on one badly animated turd chock full of racist overtones, horrible musical numbers, and a Jewish pirate Santa!  Creepy elves at the North Pole make and stockpile toys awaiting for the day when Whitebeard (Santa) will come and deliver them. Doesn't take long before pirate Santa and his evil brother show up and start bowling elves.  Special guest Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast joins us for this animated nightmare.

Direct download: elfbowling.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:42pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a low budget, female action flick that makes The Expendables look like The Dirty Dozen. Zoe Bell (Kill Bill) heads up a team of convicts hired by the CIA to rescue the President's daughter from a sobered up Brigette Nielsen (Rocky IV). Screenwriter of Mercenaries, Edward DeRuiter, joins us for the flushing.

Direct download: mercenaries.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:01am EDT
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On this second flush of SRC, Cinematic Flushers Honor Knight and Katelyn Morey visit one unscary haunted house chock full of idiot ghostbusters who serve as fodder for a vengeful spirit in the form of actress (and recurring SRC guest) Maria Olsen.

Direct download: hauntingofwhaleyhouse2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:17pm EDT
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In this very first episode of SRC, Cinematic Flushers Honor Knight and Katelyn Morey take on a post apocalyptic green screen world where a group of soliders are on the run from a warlord and must cross the Shadowlands, which are chock full of badly composited CGI creatures.  Special guest is actress Debra Lopez, who plays the character of Tana in the film.

Direct download: darknemesis.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:07pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on one pissed off zombie Saint Nick who returns to Amsterdam every 32 years to wipe out as many Netherlands folk as possible because their ancestors decided to light up him and his merry band of pirates back in 1492. Special guest is social media consultant and rockstar marketeer Steph Wanamaker, who previously assisted with the flushing of Vikingdom (SRC 052).

Direct download: saintnick.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on some badly composited CGI tentacles that threaten a fleet of Navy warships enroute to rescue the President of the United States from the ocean floor.  TERMINATOR's Linda Hamilton headlines a cast that sadly includes Jamie Kennedy.

Direct download: bermudatentacles.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:36pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a lumbering, giant Wookie werewolf as it terrorizes a group of college kids and some wildlife rangers on a local mountain in Virginia.

Direct download: thefeeding.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:11pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a moderately sober Sean Young as a college science student (Jena Sims) injects some Pepto Bismol looking serum that causes an unnatural (and fairly unrealistic) growth spurt.  If you ever wanted to see actor Treat Williams yodel into a giant vagina, this may be your film.

Direct download: fiftyfootcheerleader.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:07pm EDT
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Happy Turkey Day!  The Cinematic Flushers take on a lame, rampaging turkey hand puppet as it carves its way through a group of unsuspecting college kids during Thanksgiving break.  Special guests this time out are Michael Denniston and Shane Conner from the War Machine Vs. War Horse podcast.

Direct download: thankskilling.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:00pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Norse mythology and a red beared Thor!  Dominic Purcell headlines this lame, LOTR wannabe as a man chosen to take down the Hammer of the Gods by "blowing" a horn in his face.  Special guests Arthur Harkness from the Brotherhood of Evil Geeks and social media consultant Steph Wanamaker join the Flushers for this homoerotic Viking outing.

Direct download: vikingdom.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:41pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a CGI lamprey infestation as a small Michigan town becomes overrun by a bloodthristy horde of eels.  Shannon Doherty and Christopher Lloyd headline this Animal Planet turd.  Special guests include journal/author Talia Soghomonian, and the director of Blood Lake, James Cullen Bressack.

Direct download: bloodlake.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:07pm EDT
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Happy Halloween!  The Cinematic Flushers take on one pesky flesh eating virus as LOTR's Sean Astin headlines a cast of pretty, no name actors who literally fall to pieces as they run around a deserted island over the course of the running time. Sadly, there was no cabin anywhere to be found.

Direct download: cabinfeverpatientzero.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:50am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers tackle Asylum Film's take on the Sleeping Beauty fairy tale, insisting that's chock full of deplorable acting and poorly rendered CGI monsters that never existed in the orginial text.  Starship Trooper's Casper Van Dien headlines a cast that includes most of his own family.  Freelance journalist and author Talia Soghomonian joins us as our special guest for this nepotism mess.

Direct download: sleepingbeauty.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:03pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a bunch of Texas cannibals in a lame redux of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre that's sure to leave you with abdominal distress.  Ali Faulkner (The Secret Village) headlines four young adults being terrorized by a group of flesh eating, Lost Boys rejects that ultimately leads to restaging entire scenes previously seen in the decades old (and far better) Texas Chainsaw Massacre. A strong stomach is required to ingest this cinematic turd.

Direct download: butcherboys.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:00pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an alien sperm invasion as a paper mache metorite crash lands in a small California town and turns just about everyone into face kissing alien zombies.  Screenwriter/producer Xandy Sussan joins in on the flushing this time around.

Direct download: infection.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:10pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on one boring fantasy world as a cleric, elf, and orc travel across the state of Utah in an effort to stop a ritual to bring about the end of the world.  Special guest C-Mart from the Brotherhood of Evil Geeks joins them in the flushing.

Direct download: curseofthedragonslayer.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:19am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an alien invasion of Maine as an alien infected lumberjack (Josh Ethier) rampages through his home town to spread his alien seed via his lower intestines that shoot out of his mouth.  Yes, you read that correctly.  Karl Urban is nowhere to be found in this mess.

Direct download: almosthuman.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:57am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a haunted apartment complex in greater Detroit. Rebecca DeMornay and Mischa Barton star in this scareless tale of a young woman who is tormented by a rather plain looking ghost and doesn't have enough sense to simply break the lease and move somewhere else.

Direct download: apartment1303.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:26am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an undead western with lots of long speeches and standing around.  Ex con Wesley Snipes stars as a bounty hunter out to avenge the death of his old lady.  Unfortunately, he stands around talking more than he does any avenging.  Special guest this time out is podcaster Jared Dotson from the War Machine Vs. War Horse podcast.

Direct download: gallowwalkers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:25pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a railroad killer with a pick axe who ends up wiping out a bunch of stock teenage characters inside a carnival for some unknown reason. Veteran actors Tony Todd and Sally Kirkland show up only long enough to collect their paychecks, then hop on the first train to get as far away from this non-horror mess as they possibly can.  Special guest in the Cinematic Bowl this time out is James H. Carter II from the Creepy Kingdom podcast.

Direct download: jackthereaper.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:28am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a bout of ergot poisoning as they slog through a nondescript New England village chock full of hooded figures and creepy stalkers.  Ali Faulkner headlines the cast as a young journalist trying to uncover a centuries old secret within a small village that makes very little sense.

Direct download: thesecretvillage.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:07pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on dueling aliens running around some eastern European city for reasons that are still unknown.  Eric Roberts and Arnold Vosloo headline this confusing, low budget sci-fi turd.  Special guest NYC based actress and co-creator of the SCIFIRIOT YouTube channel Alana Jackler joins us for the flushing.

Direct download: endangeredspecies.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:53am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an infestation of genetically altered rats and one giant, rampaging beaver/rat as two scientists accidently pour some glow stick liquid down the wrong drain.  What follows is your standard rip off of just about every other rampaging animals against man films.  Somewhere, Bert I. Gordon is rolling in his grave.

Direct download: rodentz.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:40am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an oh-so-familiar alien planet and one smokin hot alien swimsuit model as stars Adrian Paul (Highlander) and Richard Grieco (21 Jump Street) wander about the jungle desperately searching for a way out of this mess.

Direct download: apocalypseearth.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:04pm EDT
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This Cinematic Flushers join forces with Steel Cage Radio to make an epic, tag team smackdown of one of the worst films about wrestling ever made.  GRIMM'S Bree Turner and POWER RANGERS Walter Jones headline this mess about the rise to fame of two up and coming wrestlers in the backyard arena.

Direct download: backyarddogs.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:56pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on one pissed off foam laytex giant as he rampages through a group of juvenile delinquents within a state park.  Martin Sheen's brother Joe Estevez pops in and out of the film as a crazy old hermit, which probably isn't much different from his everyday life.

Direct download: axegiant.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:28pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an evil Mexican biker gang that likes to get it on with unshaven nuns in this shameless Rodriguez/Tarantino grindhouse rip off.  Should offend at least one person in your household, and most of the Catholic church.

Direct download: nudenunswithbigguns.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:50pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on an evil sugar cane company and an evil scientist with one really bad Russian accent.  Michael Ironside and Steven Bauer star in this low budget tale of what happens when you take you sugar experiments one step too far. Special guest this time out is veteran actress Maria Olsen, featured in such films as Percy Jackson, Paranormal Activity 3, and Rob Zombie's Lords of Salem.

Direct download: mutants.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:15am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on zombie/vampires, practical effects, gun porn, and lots of bad acting as they slog through a badly lit mess that can't decide on a single genre or cliche.  Luke Goss and Vernon Wells unfortunately star in this low budgest crapfest.  We also welcome Gladys Bronski, our newest cleaning lady here in the Restroom.  Gladys will be taking over the Writing On The Restroom Wall Stats portion of the show.

Direct download: thedeadundead.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:59am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on one low, low budget sci-fi mess chock full of badly composited CGI androids and a single shooting location inside a machine shop somewhere in New Jersey.

Direct download: androidinsurrection.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:13pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on one sad Canadian superhero film that involves a lazy God of Thunder, Halloween store costumes, and numerous dinner theater actors.

Direct download: thunderstorm.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:54am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on one pissed off baboon as he rampages through a laboratory throwing feces at everyone he encounters, including veteran actor Roddy McDowall.  Special guests include Martain Luthor Kang and Arthur Harkness from The Brotherhood of Evil Geeks.

Direct download: shakma.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:41am EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on one clueless family (including crazy Amanda Plummer) as they are stalked by a masked serial killer during Halloween.  No, this is not the John Carpenter version, but something much, much dumber.

Direct download: satanslittlehelper.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:31pm EDT
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a multi genre zombie film the features surprisingly few zombies, yet plenty of other nonsense like musical numbers and taking flower puppets.  Special guest, actress Jessica Cameron (who plays Princess Aerola in the film) joins them in the Restroom.

Direct download: potpourri.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:06pm EDT
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Brand new cinematic flushers Congo Rilla and Natalie Grace join returning Head Cinematic Flusher Honor Knight as they dip back into the cinematic bowl with Japanese scat/zombie fest so bizarre, it must be seen to be believed.

Direct download: zombieass.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:16pm EDT
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SRC Stall #26: Eyeborgs (2009)

The cinematic flushers take on a bunch of CGI robots in a lame political thriller that only succeeds in reminding you of better films.  Joining them in the flush is actor/stunt coordinator Dale Girard, who plays the role of Sankur in the film.

Direct download: eyeborgs.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:28am EDT
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