Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on a killer rubber croc!  A documentary film crew finds themselves at the mercy of a 30ft saltwater crocodile when attempting to film on a remote island.  Duncan Regehr (MONSTER SQUAD) headlines as the Captain Quint styled hunter who's out for revenge against the creature.  Director James D.R. Hickox joins us in the flushing of his own film.

Direct download: bloodsurf.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:00pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a bunch of low budget Muppets!  Pamela Gidley headlines as a woman having to fend off a group of pesky, mutated lizards in a remote cabin during a snowstorm.  She also has to fend off the lame advances of a field researcher who isn't very good at doing ANYTHING.  Special guest this time out is veteran actress Maria Olsen, who can currently be seen in the recently released, STARRY EYES, and HANSEL VS. GRETEL.

Direct download: aberration.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:34am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a MOST DANGEROUS GAME ripoff as three hunters find themselves at the mercy of some masked, bike riding killers while on a hunting trip (in a preservation, no less).  Superguest Paul Hawkins and social media manager Steph Wanamaker join in on the flushing.

Direct download: preservation.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:23am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a roll call of once famous actors slumming for mortgage money!  Stephen Baldwin plays a lone soldier on a quest to retrieve a downed satellite before villainous (as always) Rutger Hauer and his men get to it first. Special guest Peter Story from the critically acclaimed one man show, MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS joins in on the flushing.

Direct download: deathsquad.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:09am EST
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