Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on video game zombies!  Jesse Metcalfe (Dallas) plays a news reporter who gets trapped behind quarantine walls during a zombie outbreak and must find a way to expose a shady government agency and escape.  Veteran actors Dennis Haysbert and Virginia Madsen show up only to collect paychecks.

Direct download: deadrising.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:01am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a CGI smackdown!  Assorted scientists and military stereotypes (headlined by Illeana Douglas) race against time to stop a leftover SHARKNADO shark and an IRON GIANT missing his outer skin from beating each other to CGI death in the middle of the ocean.  Special guest is Christopher Douglas-Olen Ray, who directed the film.

Direct download: megasharkvskolossus.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:15pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a whole island of CGI sharks!  D-list stars Patrick Bergin and Yancy Butler headline as a vengeful couple who kipnap a group of bad Equity actors and force them to endure a series of lame shark challenges across an island in the Bahamas.  Special guest this time out is actress Meredith Thomas, who plays the role of Francine in the film.

Direct download: sharkweek.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:30pm EST
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