Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on unfunny witches!  When a young witch (Nicole Kidman) makes an effort to live a normal life, she finds the exact opposite when a failing actor (Will Ferrell) casts her in a TV remake of the series of the same name. What follows are 102 minutes of non magical jokes, performances, and plot devices. Veteran actors Shirley MacLaine and Michael Caine show up just long enough to collect paychecks.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is LA actress Elise Brent, who previously assisted with the flushing of THE INTERNSHIP (HERE).

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsofury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: bewitched.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:45am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on futuristic organ harvesting!  When two dumb clones (Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson) escape from an underground organ production facility, they embark on a cross country chase to find their doppelganger owners.  What follows are 136 minutes of typical Michael Bay car chases, sexism, product placement shots, and explosions.  Oh, and Sean Bean turns in another die-before-the-end-credits performance.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team this time out are Brandan Haize & Anthony Dynar, the Low Score boys from YouTube's Torturevision channel.  Low Score essentially does for videogames what we do for films here in the Restroom. Check them out!

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: theisland.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:15am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on bad Jewish accents!  When two lifeguards (Graham Phillips, Zack Pearlman) decide to host a party on the last weekend of summer before college, the find more obstacles in their path than they anticipated.  What follows are 108 minutes of endless SNL cameos, lame jokes, off the shelf plot devices, and actress Gina Gershon performing like she's auditioning for a musical of THE NANNY.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins, one half of the podcasting team over at the BlokeBusters podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: statenislandsummer.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:46am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on homicidal gauze!  When an ancient Egyptian prince escapes from his tomb, he terrorizes modern day London in an effort to be reborn into our world.  What follows are 88 minutes of mismatched visual effects, crazytown acting, parking garage sets, and actor Gerard Butler in a blink and you'll miss him performance.

Here's the TRAILER.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: taleofthemummy.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:14am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a villainous makeup company!  When a young artist (Halle Berry) is killed, a group of CGI cats bring her back to life and grant her catlike abilities, which she then uses to bring her killers to justice.  What follows are 104 minutes of crazy cat ladies, shredded leather, bad CGI, and a lead character that has nothing to do with her source material.

Here's the TRAILER.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes.

Direct download: catwoman.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:16am EST
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