Soiled Restroom Cinema
There's bad movies, then there's REALLY bad movies. Honor Knight and his cavalcade of award winning Cinematic Flushers rise to the challenge to bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute worst Hollywood has to offer. You've never laughed this hard over a cinematic turd.

The Cinematic Flushers take on puppet reindeer!  When Santa Claus (David Huddleston) and his old lady freeze to death at the North Pole, they are taken in by a group of toy making elves and tasked with delivering toys to children worldwide.  What follows are 107 minutes of rear screen projection flying effects, elven sweatshop, terrible child acting, and actor John Lithgow chewing more scenery than termites at a timber festival.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guests this time out are Low Score's Anthony Dynar and his cinematic turd flushing sidekick, Gay Dave.

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Direct download: santaclausthemovie.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:10am EST
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JINGLE TURDS month continues!  The Cinematic Flushers take on a holiday home invasion!  When a wealthy ad man (Ben Affleck) visits his childhood home, he hires the family living there to keep him company for Christmas.  What follows are 90 minutes of sitcom level plot twists, manic acting, obvious studio sets, and THE SOPRANOS James Gandolfini looking like he was held at gunpoint for the entire shoot.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Copper Yuenger from the Life Under The Laundry Pile podcast.

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Direct download: survivingchristmas.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:30am EST
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JINGLE TURDS month continues!  The Cinematic Flushers take on a Kool Aid Santa!  When an evil version of the Claus legend (Bill Goldberg) returns to earth after a thousand years of giving joy, he proceeds to slaughter all the residents in a small Canadian town.  It's up to a young boy (Douglas Smith) and his magical grandpa (Robert Culp) to stop him.  What follows are 78 minutes of C cup boomies, lame practical effects, D list cameos, and pro wrestler Goldberg steamrolling through all of his scenes like he was desperate to get to a restroom.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast.

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Direct download: santasslay.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:22am EST
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It's JINGLE TURDS month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on Nazi puppet elves!  When a young woman (Julie Austin) accidentally unleashes an evil elf around the holidays, she must team up with an ex-cop (Dan Haggerty) in order to set things right.  What follows are 91 minutes of bad acting, sexual assault, cat homicide, horrendous special effects, and actor Haggerty smoking enough cigarettes to put the Marlboro Man to shame.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins, co-host of the BlokeBusters podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: elves.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:25am EST
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Happy Turkey Day!  The Cinematic Flushers take on parkour robbers!  When an overweight security guard (Kevin James) finds himself trapped in a mall with a group of thieves on Black Friday, he attempts to take them out and impress the girl of his dreams (Jayma Mays).  What follows are 91 minutes of lame fat jokes, painfully unfunny physical gags, radio station soundtrack, and Mays looking like she filmed all her scenes at gunpoint.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: paulblartmallcop.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:46am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on superhero fetish cosplay!  When a blind lawyer/vigilante (Ben Affleck) encounters a mysterious woman (Jennifer Garner), he finds himself at odds with a notorious crime lord (Michael Clarke Duncan).  What follows are 103 minutes of wirework stunts, CGI doubles, BDSM costumes, and actor Colin Farrell decked out like a prison tattoo artist.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is author, historian, and podcast host, Jay Sandlin.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes.

Direct download: daredevil.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:47am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on videogame angels!  When a fallen cop (Mark Wahlberg) goes after the man who killed his wife and child, he uncovers a conspiracy involving an illegal government drug.  What follows are 100 minutes of constipated acting, CGI snowfalls, green screen backgrounds, check your pulse pacing, and Mila Kunis trying to act tougher than a Bratz doll.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: maxpayne.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:22am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Frozen Thor!  When the Ice Queen (Emily Blunt) seeks out Snow White's magic mirror in order to conqueror the world, it's up to two huntsmen (Chris Hemsworth, Jessica Chastain) to embark on a quest to stop her.  What follows are 116 minutes of unnecessary backstory, bad wigs, perfume ad acting, absentee lead characters, and Chastain sporting a Lucky the Leprechaun accent.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Donna Lee Hume, one half of the non-animal expert team from the Varmints! podcast.

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Direct download: thehuntsmanwinterswar.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:03am EST
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SCARY TURDS month continues!  The Cinematic Flushers take on the marijuana munchies!  When an evil bong encounters an evil cookie, it's up to a head shop owner (John Patrick Jordan) and a bakery store owner (Robin Sydney) to set things right before it's too late.  What follows are 80 minutes of endless flashback scenes, unfunny jokes, strip club boomies, and puppeteering so bad it's better suited to a lame, Jeff Dunham comedy special.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is David the Producer from The Unwritable Rant podcast.

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Direct download: gingerbreadmanvsevilbong.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:54am EST
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It's SCARY TURDS month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on crazy mamas!  When a secretary (Ann Heche) steals four hundred grand from her employer and flees town, her escape is interrupted when she encounters a homicidal clerk with mommy issues (Vince Vaughn) at a roadside motel.  What follows are 105 minutes of camera shots, sets, performances, and costumes you've already seen in the original.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul "The Cinematic Hawk" Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

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Direct download: psycho.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:48am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on button mashing!  When a group of friends (Frankie Muniz among them) find themselves at the mercy of a videogame that kills in real life, they must uncover the mystery before it's too late.  What follows are 85 minutes of connect the dots plot, zero scares, low budget CGI effects, exposition dump characters, and actor Jimmi Simpson channeling his inner Ryan Reynolds to the point of a lawsuit being filed for personality infringement.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Anthony Dynar, one of the Low Score boys from YouTube's TortureVision channel, and his podcasting sidekick, Gay Dave.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: stayalive.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:44am EST
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It's SCARY TURDS month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on back brace stalking!  When three college friends (Katee Sackhoff among them) get selected to spend a night in the old Michael Myers house as part of a reality series run by Busta Rhymes, they quickly find out he's still alive and seeking vengeance.  What follows are 94 minutes of bloodless kills, disposable characters, rap star acting, and actress Jamie Lee Curtis showing up just long enough to collect her monthly supply of Activia.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is actress Jessica Cameron, whose numerous credits include, TRUTH OR DARE, MANIA, and her own YouTube reality series with partner Heather Dorff called, SCREAM QUEEN STREAM.

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Direct download: halloweenresurrection.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:18am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the Hawaiian Gods!  When a celebrated military contractor (Bradley Cooper) returns to Hawaii on business, he ends up reconnecting with an old flame (Rachel McAdams) and falls his military liaison (Emma Stone).  What follows are 105 minutes of zero chemistry romance, HAWAII FIVE-O locations, Kenny Powers with a buzzcut, and actors Bill Murray and Alec Baldwin showing up just long enough to enjoy their Hawaiian vacation.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guests this time out are Copper Yuenger & Heather Yates Boudreaux from the Life Under The Laundry Pile podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with you comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: aloha.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:42am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on low budget Deadpool!  When Marvel's favorite mutant (Hugh Jackman) leaves his home as a boy, he embarks on a lifelong journey of discovery while battling his more savage brother (Liev Schreiber) along the way.  What follows are 107 minutes of wirework fight scenes, unfinished CGI effects, rage acting, and actor Ryan Reynolds pregaming his Deadpool character in the worst possible version of that character.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is author and historian, Jay Sandlin. In addition to his first children's book, Little Wolfie Of Riverhill School, Sandlin is also the host of a brand new podcast called, #WhoWouldWin, which pits various heroes and villains against each other in fictional battles.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsofury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: xmenoriginswolverine.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:34am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on evil cell phone reception!  When a worldwide cell phone attack transforms humans into rampaging zombies, two men (John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson) band together in an effort to find Cusack's missing wife and son.  What follows are 98 minutes of WALKING DEAD extras, poor CGI effects, zero chemistry acting, and veteran actor Stacy Keach showing up just long enough to pay off his yacht.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: cell.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:11am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on cultural appropriation!  When a cyborg operative (Scarlett Johannson) is tasked to find who's killing employees of a high level robotics corporation, she uncovers clues to her past life as a human.  What follows are 107 minutes of whitewash casting, boring action scenes, do-it-yourself wigs, and veteran actress Juliette Binoche showing up just long enough to make her next mortgage payment.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins from the BlokeBusters podcast.

Don't forget to subscribe and leave us feedback at signalsoffury@gmail.com!  

Direct download: ghostintheshell.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:51am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on green screen!  When a rookie cop (Gabriel Macht) is brought back to life by the villainous Octopus (Samuel L. Jackson), he becomes a shadowy crime fighter in an effort to stop Octopus from drinking the blood of Hercules and becoming immortal.  What follows are 103 minutes of painfully sexist dialogue, nausea inducing visuals, overdressed costumes, and Jackson chewing so much scenery they needed to use a green screen as a set.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: thespirit.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:05am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on talking toys!  When a young boy (Gregory Smith) encounters a group of sentient toy soldiers waging war on a group of gentle toy monsters after a military grade microchip implant, he must find a way to save the monsters and his town before it's too late.  What follows are 110 minutes of boring CGI characters, lazy screenwriting, endless war references, and a young Kirsten Dunst going up against some vengeful Barbie dolls.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: smallsoldiers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:22am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Christmas Carol ghosts!  When a womanizing photographer (Matthew McConaughey) encounters three spirits on the weekend wedding of his only brother (Breckin Meyer), he's offer a chance at redemption in order to finally fall in love with his lifelong friend (Jennifer Garner).  What follows are 100 minutes of misogynistic one liners, female sex objects, warmed over romance, and Garner looking like she was forced to utter all of her dialogue at gunpoint.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is actress Meredith Thomas, who previously assisted with the flushing of her own film, SHARK WEEK.  Some of her more recent credits include THE WRONG CRUSH, ANGIE TRIBECA, and A CHRISTMAS IN VERMONT.

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Direct download: ghostsofgirlfriendspast.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:24am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on animated assassins!  When a futuristic killer (Charlize Theron) is assigned to eliminate the head of a dystopian society (Marton Csokas), she uncovers a mystery as to the true origins of her people.  What follows are 93 minutes of bad costumes, CGI pinballs, obvious wire work, and veteran actor Pete Postlethwaite decked out as a giant circumcised penis.

Here's the TRAILER.

Hey, we're among the list of potential nominees for best comedy podcast in this year's Podcast Awards!  Please check out their site (HERE), sign up and vote for us in the best COMEDY PODCAST category, as well as your other favorite shows.  Voting closes on July 31st!  Go nominate now!

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Direct download: aeonflux.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:35am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on pulp fiction!  When an 1800's Calvary man (Taylor Kitsch) finds an alien medallion in a cave, he's teleported to ancient Mars where he finds himself in the middle of a CGI alien war for control of the planet.  What follows are a grueling 132 minutes of overloaded mythologies, bland romance, bronze tanner, kid friendly creatures, and actress Lynn Collins decked out like she's a weekend belly dancer at a cheap Indian restaurant.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is author and historian Jay Sandlin.  Jay is the creator and founder of The Novel Comics: Alternate History.  With Superheroes. The first volume, Outbreak Mutiny, is now available on Amazon.

Hey, we're among the list of poetntial nominees for best comedy podcast in this year's Podcast Awards!  Please head over to their site (HERE) sign up and vote for us in the best COMEDY PODCAST category, as well as all your other favorite shows. Voting closes on July 31st!  Go nominate now!

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: johncarter.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:07am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Marvel superheroes!  When Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) inadvertently creates an evil robot called Ultron (James Spader) who's hellbent on the destruction of the human race, it's up to the Avengers to clean up his mess before it's too late.  What follows are 141 minutes of CGI robot fights, unnecessary backstories, shoehorned romance, and actor Andy Serkis showing up just long enough to insure he'll have something to do in BLACK PANTHER a full three years later.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Undies Of Wondy and C-Mart from The Brotherhood Of Evil Geeks.

Hey, we're among the list of potential nominees for best comedy podcast in this year's Podcast Awards!  Please head over to their site (HERE) sign up and vote for us in the best COMEDY PODCAST category, as well as all you other favorite shows.  Go nominate now!

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: avengersageofultron.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:05am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on discount Transformers!  When a college graduate (Lindsay Lohan) buys a VW bug from a junkyard, the vehicle in question turns out to be the famous sentient Love Bug, who then takes her for the ride of her life.  What follows are 101 minutes of physics free stunts, distracting boomies, boring race sequences, and actor Michael Keaton wondering how he spent all of his BEETLEJUICE money so quickly.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Donna Lee Hume, one half of the hosting team from the Varmints! podcast.  Varmints! is an educational comedy show that covers all types of critter found on this big blue planet of ours.

We're one of the potential nominees for this year's Podcast Awards! Please head over to their site (HERE), sign up, and nominate us in the COMEDY PODCAST category. You can also nominate all your other favorite shows!  Go nominate now!

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: herbiefullyloaded.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:41am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on unfunny witches!  When a young witch (Nicole Kidman) makes an effort to live a normal life, she finds the exact opposite when a failing actor (Will Ferrell) casts her in a TV remake of the series of the same name. What follows are 102 minutes of non magical jokes, performances, and plot devices. Veteran actors Shirley MacLaine and Michael Caine show up just long enough to collect paychecks.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is LA actress Elise Brent, who previously assisted with the flushing of THE INTERNSHIP (HERE).

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsofury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: bewitched.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:45am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on futuristic organ harvesting!  When two dumb clones (Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson) escape from an underground organ production facility, they embark on a cross country chase to find their doppelganger owners.  What follows are 136 minutes of typical Michael Bay car chases, sexism, product placement shots, and explosions.  Oh, and Sean Bean turns in another die-before-the-end-credits performance.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team this time out are Brandan Haize & Anthony Dynar, the Low Score boys from YouTube's Torturevision channel.  Low Score essentially does for videogames what we do for films here in the Restroom. Check them out!

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Direct download: theisland.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:15am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on bad Jewish accents!  When two lifeguards (Graham Phillips, Zack Pearlman) decide to host a party on the last weekend of summer before college, the find more obstacles in their path than they anticipated.  What follows are 108 minutes of endless SNL cameos, lame jokes, off the shelf plot devices, and actress Gina Gershon performing like she's auditioning for a musical of THE NANNY.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins, one half of the podcasting team over at the BlokeBusters podcast.

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Direct download: statenislandsummer.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:46am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on homicidal gauze!  When an ancient Egyptian prince escapes from his tomb, he terrorizes modern day London in an effort to be reborn into our world.  What follows are 88 minutes of mismatched visual effects, crazytown acting, parking garage sets, and actor Gerard Butler in a blink and you'll miss him performance.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: taleofthemummy.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a villainous makeup company!  When a young artist (Halle Berry) is killed, a group of CGI cats bring her back to life and grant her catlike abilities, which she then uses to bring her killers to justice.  What follows are 104 minutes of crazy cat ladies, shredded leather, bad CGI, and a lead character that has nothing to do with her source material.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: catwoman.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:16am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Canadian stereotypes!  When two Canadian convenience store clerks (Harley Quinn Smith, Lily Rose-Depp) encounter a decades old Nazi with a small army of Bratzis, they seek out the hero detective of TUSK (Johnny Depp) to help them save greater Winnipeg.  What follows are 88 minutes of lame Canadian jokes, nepotism casting, call in a favor cameos, and pot fueled plot devices.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul Hawkins, one half of the podcasting team over at the BlokeBusters podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: yogahosers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:13am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a two franchise turd!  When an unknown heat source is discovered in Antarctica, a group of explorers (led by Sanaa Lathan and Lance Henriksen) set out to investigate, only to discover an ancient temple hunting ground set up by the Predator aliens to hunt the Alien aliens.  What follows are 101 minutes of alien wrestling matches, red shirt cast members, and Indiana Jones set designs.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is author and historian Jay Sandlin, who previously assisted with the flushing of My Super Ex-Girlfriend (HERE). Jay is the creator and founder of The Novel Comics: Alternate History.  With Superheroes.  The first volume, Outbreak Mutiny, is now available on Amazon.

Direct download: alienvspredator.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:02am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a Netflix turd!  When a Hollywood manager from the mid 90's (Adam Sandler) discovers a talented singer (Jennifer Hudson) while at a theme park, he aids in her rise to fame despite being completely incompetent for the job.  What follows are an agonizing 131 of lame jokes, endless parade of cameos, irritating accents, and Rob Schneider gracing us with yet another unfunny racist character.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Brain Klosterman and Paul Hawkins, hosts of the BlokeBusters podcast.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: sandywexler.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the 80's!  When a post graduate loser (Topher Grace) rediscovers his high school crush (Teresa Palmer), he vows to woo her at an annual Labor Day party despite not being able to get his life together.  What follows are 97 minutes of 80's references, soundtrack, location, and wardrobe choices.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: takemehometonight.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Google!  When two watch salesmen (Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson) lose their jobs, they pursue positions at Google via a summer long internship competition.  What follows are 119 minutes of ageist jokes, fish out of water plot devices, drive by cameos, and Vince Vaughn doing the same underdog role since DODGEBALL.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is LA based actress Elise Brent.  This up and coming talent has been featured in various independent films, TV, commercial, and web based productions.  You can check out her list of credits and mad movie skillz right HERE.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes.

Direct download: theinternship.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:08am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on hooker makeup!  When a starry eyed Iowa waitress (Christina Aguilera) leaves her home to pursue a singing/dancing career in LA, she discovers the only burlesque nightclub in LA run by Cher as the answer to her dreams.  What follows are 119 minutes of bad musical numbers, off the shelf plot points, overblown makeup, and the insanely talented Alan Cumming reduced to the role of a doorman.

Here's the TRAILER.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on the Oval Office!  When a DC detective (Wesley Snipes) is called to the White House to investigate the murder of an intern, he finds himself in the center of a political coverup that threatens to topple the administration.  What follows are 106 minutes of lame action scenes, connect the dots plot, a screaming Alan Alda, and an unfunny Dennis Miller.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Jennifer Briney, host of the Congressional Dish podcast.  Congressional Dish peels back the curtain on our government by explaining legislation that anyone can understand.

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The Cinematic Flushers take on a heart transplant!  When a mamma's boy businessman (Hayden Christensen) undergoes a heart transplant, he discovers his buddy surgeon (Terrence Howard) is planning to let him die on the table in order to split $100 million life insurance policy with his brand new bride (Jessica Alba).  What follows are 84 minutes of confusing flashbacks, gear shifting plot twists, boring dialogue, and Hayden Christensen once again proving he has no discernible acting skills.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is Jacqueline Darna, inventor and CEO of the NoMo Nausea Bands.  Darna is an anesthesiologist who developed a drug free elastic wristband that provides relief from all types of nausea, including motion sickness, morning sickness, and migraines.

You can check out her brand new podcast called Pukeology right HERE!

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with you comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: awake.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:19am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on rabid puppet beavers!  When a barrel of toxic chemicals collides with a beaver dam, the local puppet beaver population develops a taste for human flesh and goes after a group of stereotypes on a weekend getaway.  What follows are 77 minutes of lame one liners, Halloween Store makeup, ill fitting costumes, and drive by cameos (literally) from Bill Burr and John Mayer.

Here's the TRAILER.

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Direct download: zombeavers.mp3
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a psycho superhero!  When and architect (Luke Wilson) meets the woman of his dreams (Uma Thurman), she turns out to be an unhinged superhero who turns his life upside down once he breaks up with her and moves onto someone else.  What follows are 96 minutes of unfunny sexist jokes, poorly rendered CGI, superhero hooker outfits, and talented comedians like Wanda Sykes and Anna Faris phoning in their paycheck performances.

Here's the TRAILER.

Our special guest this time out is author and historian, Jay Sandlin.  Sandlin is the creator and founder of The Novel Comics: Alternate History.  With Superheroes. The first volume, Outbreak Mutiny, will debut in early April.  He is currently on a speaking tour at various universities with his research on slavery and the Golden Age Of Social Media In America.

We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Direct download: mysuperexgirlfriend.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:25am EST
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Happy St. Paddy's Day!  The Cinematic Flushers take on a Quentin Tarantino love letter!  When two exiled assassins (Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus) discover a Boston priest has been killed by the Italian mob to lure them out of hiding, they take the bait and return to America to settle the score.  What follows are 118 minutes of bad accents, screenwriter dialogue, poorly shot action scenes, and comedian Billy Connolly doing his best Irish Gandalf.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee, podcast hosts of More Brains! and The Degenerate Show.

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Direct download: boondocksaints2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:26am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a giant iguana!  When a CGI incarnation of the famed Japanese monster decides to use Manhattan as his nesting ground, it's up to Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick), Leon The Professional (Jean Reno), and Chief Wiggum (Hank Azaria) to put him down before he destroys the city.  What follows are 139 minutes of bad NY accents, endless reaction shots, miscast actors, and a couple of passive aggressive shots at the late film critics, Gene Siskel & Roger Ebert.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Paul Hawkins & Brian Klosterman, hosts of the BlokeBusters podcast.

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Direct download: godzilla.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:37am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the DCEU!  When the world is threatened by an ancient witch (Cara Delevingne), a government official (Viola Davis) assembles a team of second rate villains (Will Smith and Margot Robbie among them) against their will to deal with the problem.  What follows are 123 minutes of lame fight scenes, boring dialogue, repetitive character introductions, Halloween Store costumes, and Jared Leto doing a drive by Joker performance better suited to a Comic Con convention.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is C-Mart from The Brotherhood of Evil Geeks.

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Direct download: suicidesquad.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:26am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on turtle power!  When the villainous Shredder (Brian Tee) escapes from prison and teams up with Krang (a talking hemorrhoid from another dimension) to wipe out mankind, it's up to the four CGI Turtles of fame to stop them before it's too late.  Along for the ride are mid-drift Megan Fox, Lego Batman, Arrow, and Madea.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Brandan Haize & Anthony Dynar, the Low Score boys from YouTube's Torturevision channel.  Low Score essentially does for videogames what we do for films here in the Restroom. Check them out!

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Direct download: tmntoutoftheshadows.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:30pm EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the Farrelly brothers!  When a pair of New England based conjoined twins (Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear) leave their diner jobs so the Kinnear half of the twins can pursue an acting career in LA, they discover a new world that tests the bonds of their relationship (literally and figuratively).  What follows are 118 minutes of rimshot dialogue, unfunny sight gags, endless cameos, and the one and only Cher doing her best impersonation of her own wax figure.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Doug Aschliman from the Movie Madness podcast.

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Direct download: stuckonyou.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:23am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a Blue Man Group killer!  When a college student (Lindsay Lohan) is abducted and left for dead by a serial killer, she awakens to find herself missing two limbs and believing she's a stripper named Dakota Moss. She then sets out to unravel the mystery of her abduction.  What follows are 105 minutes of terrible dancing, obvious red herrings, confusing editing, Lohan being Lohan, and a serial killer who would be more at home in a Wayans brothers comedy.

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Direct download: iknowwhokilledme2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:29am EST
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The Cinematic Flushers take on gambling!  When a Princeton student (Justin Timberlake) loses his life savings in an online poker match, he travels to Costa Rica to confront the businessman (Ben Affleck) who may have cheated him.  What follows are 88 minutes of pretty locations, paid vacation acting, gambling dialogue, and actress Gemma Arterton sporting a Donald Trump tan.

Special guests this time out are Juliette Miranda and her producing partner David from The Unwritable Rant podcast.  The Rant features interviews from various celebrities in the media arts, as we as unique personal interviews (and bourbon reviews) from host Juliette.

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Direct download: runnerrunner.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:36am EST
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We're back!  The Cinematic Flushers take on an Alexandre Dumas classic in the first new episode of 2017!  

When the villainous Lord Buckingham (Orlando Bloom) builds a Da Vinci airship and threatens France, it's up to the noble D'Artagnan (Logan Lerman) and the veteran Musketeers to save their country.  What follows are 110 minutes of goofy wigs, bad CGI, drag show costumes, and a bloated James Corden without his Carpool Karaoke.

We also welcome content creator Sara Polton as our brand new co-cinematic flusher for 2017, and debut a brand new segment!

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Direct download: thethreemusketeers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:15am EST
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